# Return of the Feud, number 6. \[GAME OVER\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-6-game-over/832945>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [April 23, 2019, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-6-game-over/832945 "2019-04-23T16:14:53Z")\
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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
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I’m pretty sure I’m going to be a bottom feeder this time. I blame my culture.

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2019, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-6-game-over/832945/82 "2019-05-01T16:15:01Z")

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I blame my _lack_ of culture.

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2019, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-6-game-over/832945/83 "2019-05-01T16:23:22Z")

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1. The smoot
2. old clothes
3. Caraway
4. Spit or saliva
5. Capricorn
6. Tide
7. blotto
8. cleaning the toilet
9. warning signs
10. Cowrie

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2019, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-6-game-over/832945/84 "2019-05-01T18:26:12Z")

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1. Name a unit of measure that is “made up” (i.e. “smidge”).   
**1. Pinch 18**

2. skosh 7

3. dash 5

4. Smidge 4

5. Buttload 2

6. skootch 2

7. boatload 1

8. Fuckton 1

9. Gazillion 1

10. hair 1

11. RCH 1

12. Schtikel 1

13. Smoot 1

14. tad 1

15. two shakes of a duck’s tail 1

16. Name something you’d throw out in a bout of spring cleaning.   
**2. Old clothes 28**

17. Magazines 9

18. Newspapers 3

19. expired food 2

20. Furnace filter 2

21. Baseball cards 1

22. Clothes 1

23. Knickknacks 1

24. Name a seed that is used as a spice.   
**3. Cumin 7**  
**3. mustard 7**

25. caraway 6

26. Pepper 5

27. Coriander 4

28. Nutmeg 4

29. cardamom 3

30. Sesame 3

31. Dill 2

32. poppy 2

33. Anise 1

34. Celery 1

35. chive 1

36. Fennel 1

37. Besides blood, name a bodily fluid.   
**4. Saliva 19**

38. Urine 10

39. Mucus 8

40. semen 7

41. bile 1

42. lymph 1

43. Sweat 1

44. Name a constellation that is in the Zodiac.   
**5. Leo 10**

45. Aquarius 8

46. Taurus 6

47. Capricorn 4

48. Virgo 4

49. Gemini 3

50. Scorpio 3

51. Aries 2

52. Pisces 2

53. Cancer 1

54. Cassiopeia 1

55. Libra 1

56. Orion 1

57. sagittarius 1

58. Give a common brand name for laundry detergent.   
**6. Tide 43**

59. All 2

60. Cheer 1

61. Surf 1

62. Name a synonym of drunk.   
**7. Wasted 13**

63. Pissed 6

64. inebriated 4

65. Plastered 4

66. blotto 3

67. hammered 3

68. Intoxicated 2

69. shit faced 2

70. Blitzed 1

71. bombed 1

72. loaded 1

73. Lush 1

74. smashed 1

75. snockered 1

76. Sot 1

77. Soused 1

78. Tipsy 1

79. Toasted 1

80. Name your most hated household chore.   
**8. Cleaning the bathroom 21**

81. laundry 9

82. Washing dishes 6

83. Dusting 5

84. vacuuming 3

85. cleaning cat box 1

86. Trash 1

87. unclogging drains 1

88. Name something that flashes.   
**9. Police light 9**

89. Turn signal 7

90. Camera 6

91. Traffic Light 6

92. Lightning 5

93. Light 2

94. Pervert 2

95. Sign 2

96. strobe light 2

97. Gems 1

98. Lighthouse 1

99. Modem LED 1

100. Railroad crossing lights 1

101. Smile 1

102. smoke detector 1

103. Name a type of seashell.   
**10. Conch 38**

104. clam 4

105. Scallop 2

106. Cowrie 1

107. nautilus 1

108. Whelk 1

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2019, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-6-game-over/832945/85 "2019-05-01T18:36:47Z")

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And the winner is ~~~drumroll~~~ **swampbear**! :: flings confetti:: Good job! \*\*swampbear \*\* got 7/10! Once again, he shows that he’s right in tune with the Durp Hive Mind…

Thanks for playing, everybody!

**1. swampbear 378**  
2. panache45 364  
3. ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness 362  
4. Labtrash 358  
5. Mahaloth 354  
6. SmartAleq 350  
6. Aspidistra 350  
8. Biotop 342  
9. Baker 338  
10. kenobi 65 334  
10. Borborygmi 334  
12. Sparky812 332  
13. Dead Cat 326  
13. Defensive Indifference 326  
15. Chronos 324  
16. Leaffan 322  
16. raventhief 322  
18. NDP 320  
19. Bayaker 314  
20. Ike Witt 312  
21. muldoonthief 308  
22. Teuton 306  
23. Thudlow Boink 302  
24. KneadToKnow 298  
25. Intergalactic Gladiator 292  
26. Happy Lendervedder 284  
27. Prof. Pepperwinkle 278  
28. not what you’d expect 274  
28. Larry Borgia 274  
30. Oly 272  
31. Little Nemo 270  
32. emulsified 268  
33. SpoilerVirgin 266  
34. notfrommensa 264  
35. Dolores Reborn 256  
36. eulalia 254  
37. peedin 250  
38. Folacin 244  
38. Hilarity N. Suze 244  
40. silenus 236  
41. needscoffee 234  
42. Knowed Out 206  
43. Mr. Greenjeans 202  
44. Yllaria 196  
45. Covfefe 190  
46. gkster 172  
47. Springtime for Spacers 134

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**Author:** ![Springtime\_for\_Spacers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Springtime\_for\_Spacers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Springtime_for_Spacers)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2019, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-6-game-over/832945/86 "2019-05-01T19:04:01Z")

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> [@Rebo](#):
>
> And the winner is ~~~drumroll~~~ **swampbear**! :: flings confetti:: Good job! \*\*swampbear \*\* got 7/10! Once again, he shows that he’s right in tune with the Durp Hive Mind…
> 
> Thanks for playing, everybody!
> 
> **1. swampbear 378**  
> 2. panache45 364  
> 3. ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness 362  
> 4. Labtrash 358  
> 5. Mahaloth 354  
> 6. SmartAleq 350  
> 6. Aspidistra 350  
> 8. Biotop 342  
> 9. Baker 338  
> 10. kenobi 65 334  
> 10. Borborygmi 334  
> 12. Sparky812 332  
> 13. Dead Cat 326  
> 13. Defensive Indifference 326  
> 15. Chronos 324  
> 16. Leaffan 322  
> 16. raventhief 322  
> 18. NDP 320  
> 19. Bayaker 314  
> 20. Ike Witt 312  
> 21. muldoonthief 308  
> 22. Teuton 306  
> 23. Thudlow Boink 302  
> 24. KneadToKnow 298  
> 25. Intergalactic Gladiator 292  
> 26. Happy Lendervedder 284  
> 27. Prof. Pepperwinkle 278  
> 28. not what you’d expect 274  
> 28. Larry Borgia 274  
> 30. Oly 272  
> 31. Little Nemo 270  
> 32. emulsified 268  
> 33. SpoilerVirgin 266  
> 34. notfrommensa 264  
> 35. Dolores Reborn 256  
> 36. eulalia 254  
> 37. peedin 250  
> 38. Folacin 244  
> 38. Hilarity N. Suze 244  
> 40. silenus 236  
> 41. needscoffee 234  
> 42. Knowed Out 206  
> 43. Mr. Greenjeans 202  
> 44. Yllaria 196  
> 45. Covfefe 190  
> 46. gkster 172  
> 47. Springtime for Spacers 134

Last! Go me! I just want mention that Tide is marketed as Daz over here and it’s not fair!

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2019, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-6-game-over/832945/87 "2019-05-01T19:39:06Z")

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> [@Rebo](#):
>
> 1. Give a common brand name for laundry detergent.   
> **6. Tide 43**  
> …
> 2. Name a type of seashell.   
> **10. Conch 38**

So the conch was… Tide. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2019, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-6-game-over/832945/88 "2019-05-01T19:41:05Z")

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Oof dah. 5th from bottom. Only 1 other Pisces. Why did I think chive was a seed?

Thanks for running the game Delores. Next time maybe I’ll be more zeitgeisty.

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2019, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-6-game-over/832945/89 "2019-05-01T19:55:36Z")

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> [@Springtime\_for\_Spacers](#):
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> Last! Go me! I just want mention that Tide is marketed as Daz over here and it’s not fair!

At least you got conch… 😉

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2019, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-6-game-over/832945/90 "2019-05-01T20:18:28Z")

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Hmmm… I moved up a bit from from my usual middle of the pack.

Conch was just my initial guess. I didn’t know it apparently has some kind of history here. Although I’m not sure what that history is.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2019, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-6-game-over/832945/91 "2019-05-01T20:18:30Z")

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Woot! Top 10! (Just barely, but it counts!)

Thank you, Dolores!

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2019, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-6-game-over/832945/92 "2019-05-01T20:39:09Z")

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Thanks for running this, Dolores Reborn!

And I knew that I’d done poorly–but not _how_ poorly! Second from last! Oh well, as an Aquarius I’m used to being original, independent, eccentric…

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**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2019, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-6-game-over/832945/93 "2019-05-01T21:25:49Z")

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Thanks as always for running the game, \*\* Dolores Reborn\*\*!

Maybe I’m just an old perv, but I’m surprised “semen” didn’t score higher for the bodily fluids one.

> [@Leaffan](#):
>
> Conch was just my initial guess. I didn’t know it apparently has some kind of history here. Although I’m not sure what that history is.

It does? Can anyone clue me (and **Leaffan** ) in? Is it something to do with how it’s supposed to be an aphrodisiac?

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2019, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-6-game-over/832945/94 "2019-05-01T21:44:54Z")

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> [@Defensive\_Indifference](#):
>
> It does? Can anyone clue me (and **Leaffan** ) in? Is it something to do with how it’s supposed to be an aphrodisiac?

It all started in [this Feud](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=467106&highlight=conch) from back in 2008. One of the questions was “Name a variety of seashell”; and the most popular answer by far was “Conch.”

Which prompted **brujaja** to say:

> [@The exotic Feud \[Closed\]](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-exotic-feud-closed/448433/84):
>
> I knew my conch-less butt wouldn’t do well on this one. You know, I was kinda shocked at “conch”, since you only ever see them in tropical-island-type movies. I wondered whether to say “clam” or “scallop” since food is always popular. But “conch”?
> 
> So I asked my roommate, quick, name a seashell! She said “conch”. First time I’ve ever heard that word out loud, instead of in a book. Who knew it loomed so large?

In the Feuds that followed, whenever there was a question where one answer turned out to be the overwhelming favorite, it got referred to as “the conch.” (For example, [**twickster** ’s comment](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=9831731&postcount=8): “Oh well, every game needs a ‘conch.’”)

Eventually, **Rebo** gave us “[The Conchless Feud](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=565056)” (Directions explained “The following ten questions produced conchs in earlier feuds. Here they are again, with the conch banned as an answer”).

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2019, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-6-game-over/832945/95 "2019-05-01T23:54:42Z")

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\*\*\*Thanks to Dolores for running the feuds! \*\*\* I put myself down one place, because I PMd swampbear to remind him there was a feud on.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2019, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-6-game-over/832945/96 "2019-05-02T00:28:43Z")

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> [@Baker](#):
>
> \*\*\*Thanks to Dolores for running the feuds! \*\*\* I put myself down one place, because I PMd swampbear to remind him there was a feud on.

Are there notices when a new feud is up? If so, can I be one of the cool kids that get one?

Thanks again **Rebo** for doing these. Feuds and Celebrity Death Pool are the only games I ever play.

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**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2019, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-6-game-over/832945/97 "2019-05-02T00:36:29Z")

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> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#):
>
> It all started in [this Feud](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=467106&highlight=conch) from back in 2008. One of the questions was “Name a variety of seashell”; and the most popular answer by far was “Conch.”
> 
> Which prompted **brujaja** to say:  
> In the Feuds that followed, whenever there was a question where one answer turned out to be the overwhelming favorite, it got referred to as “the conch.” (For example, [**twickster** ’s comment](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=9831731&postcount=8): “Oh well, every game needs a ‘conch.’”)
> 
> Eventually, **Rebo** gave us “[The Conchless Feud](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=565056)” (Directions explained “The following ten questions produced conchs in earlier feuds. Here they are again, with the conch banned as an answer”).

Thanks for the bit of board history!

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2019, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-6-game-over/832945/98 "2019-05-02T00:44:43Z")

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> [@Defensive\_Indifference](#):
>
> Thanks for the bit of board history!

Indeed.

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**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2019, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-6-game-over/832945/99 "2019-05-02T12:02:17Z")

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> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#):
>
> So the conch was… Tide. 🙂

AHA!

Now I know where that swirl on the Tide box came from!

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2019, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-feud-number-6-game-over/832945/100 "2019-05-02T12:23:14Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
>
> Are there notices when a new feud is up? If so, can I be one of the cool kids that get one?
> 
> Thanks again **Rebo** for doing these. Feuds and Celebrity Death Pool are the only games I ever play.

[This thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=863209) in The Game Room is serving for notifications. Subscribe to the thread, and you will see when a new one is up.

I like running these games again! But at a slower pace, and mostly questions with one word answers.

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