# Return of the Google the image thread.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-google-the-image-thread/217745>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 8, 2003, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-google-the-image-thread/217745 "2003-12-08T18:59:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![Verick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ea666f/32.png) [@Verick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verick)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2003, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-google-the-image-thread/217745/61 "2003-12-13T12:14:59Z")

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Horny Shakespeare leaves me with one picture no longer avaliable, but aroused author gives:

[http://home.att.net/~ruthgill/nostalgia/schoolbus.jpg](http://home.att.net/~ruthgill/nostalgia/schoolbus.jpg)

frog ass

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**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2003, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-google-the-image-thread/217745/62 "2003-12-13T14:36:47Z")

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[Frog Ass](http://www.reslifecomics.com/images/spider.gif)

sweaty monkey

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2003, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-google-the-image-thread/217745/63 "2003-12-13T19:25:32Z")

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[Sweaty monkey.](http://www.somedaze.com/cheea.jpg)

Vicious librarian

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**Author:** ![moi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@moi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moi)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2003, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-google-the-image-thread/217745/64 "2003-12-13T22:46:40Z")

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Only one for **[vicious librarian](http://www.pitt.edu/~vicious/Images/me2.jpg)**. I also checked **[nasty librarian](http://www.bjornstar.com/images/freed.jpg)**, **[mean librarian](http://www.westga.edu/~library/depts/liaison/english/mean.gif)**, \*\* [vicious library](http://www.apparelnews.net/library/031502/05.jpg)\*\*, and **mean library** (which finally had 700+ hits, the best of which I thought were [these](http://home.earthlink.net/~nappy2xl/_uimages/Mouse3AFairy.jpg) [two](http://www.pcdl.lib.oh.us/kidszone/dewey/stories/wa/artwork/intro.jpg)). 🙂 I have a lot of neurotic energy tonight.

Mine? Any spacing version on **babyfishmouth**.

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**Author:** ![Carl\_in\_NM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8baadc/32.png) [@Carl\_in\_NM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carl_in_NM)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-google-the-image-thread/217745/65 "2003-12-14T05:40:44Z")

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Here’s a link to a story that makes absolutely no sense.  
[http://www.clamcity.com/february2001/pg10babyfish.html](http://www.clamcity.com/february2001/pg10babyfish.html)

Ok, let’s try

Turgid Pickle

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**Author:** ![Standup\_Karmic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Standup\_Karmic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Standup_Karmic)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-google-the-image-thread/217745/66 "2003-12-14T09:09:23Z")

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I’m not judging, I’m just saying…

couldn’t y’all have the decency to check if your suggested language returns _any_ hits?

Anyway…“turgid pickle” returns nothing  
nor does “engorged pickle”  
nor does “swollen pickle”  
nor does “enflamed pickle”  
but, on “large pickle”, I found

[this](http://abc.net.au/cnnnn/fungrys/img/pickleburger_large.jpg)

My suggested phrase, “ **cheese cracker** ” returns 271 hits. Go find something funny.

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**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-google-the-image-thread/217745/67 "2003-12-14T16:21:06Z")

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Cheese Cracker:

[http://www.zalazar.dk/011209/pages/CheeseCracker.htm](http://www.zalazar.dk/011209/pages/CheeseCracker.htm)

**village idiot**

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**Author:** ![Gopher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gopher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gopher)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-google-the-image-thread/217745/68 "2003-12-14T16:25:35Z")

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Village Idiot shows…Bush: [http://home.twcny.rr.com/felicity/nostradamus.jpg](http://home.twcny.rr.com/felicity/nostradamus.jpg)

well to be fair, it also shows Hillary Clinton  
[http://www.republicanmarket.com/img/prod/m/m2147.jpg](http://www.republicanmarket.com/img/prod/m/m2147.jpg)  
Hm…try, “your mother”

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**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-google-the-image-thread/217745/69 "2003-12-14T16:50:43Z")

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[http://www.posner.com/images/tp-back-cover.jpg](http://www.posner.com/images/tp-back-cover.jpg)  
I hate you.

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**Author:** ![Palve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a698b9/32.png) [@Palve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palve)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-google-the-image-thread/217745/70 "2003-12-14T17:19:21Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Carl in NM \*  
> **Here’s a link to a story that makes absolutely no sense.  
> [http://www.clamcity.com/february2001/pg10babyfish.html](http://www.clamcity.com/february2001/pg10babyfish.html)**

That was the most entertaining thing I have seen in a long time.

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**Author:** ![Carl\_in\_NM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8baadc/32.png) [@Carl\_in\_NM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carl_in_NM)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-google-the-image-thread/217745/71 "2003-12-14T18:35:42Z")

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Yeah, the story was entertaining. Wonder where people come up with stuff like that?

Ok, I googled this one and came up with 5100 hits

Vegetarian Cannibal

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**Author:** ![moi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@moi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moi)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-google-the-image-thread/217745/72 "2003-12-14T18:49:51Z")

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**Parental Advisory** ’s “[I hate you](http://catball.keenspace.com/images/catballsock.jpg)” yielded [many](http://www.media-alliance.org/artsonline/amigo_racism/jason/images/roller.hate.jpg) [fun](http://ihatemouchette.org/img/party.jpg) [images](http://www.mycathatesyou.com/images/britney.jpg).

Rather than offer my own recommendation, I leave folx to **Carl** ’s “Vegetarian Cannibal” or any of these previously unsearched suggestions:

cheese factory (1,090 hits)

weirdcrap (121 hits)

weird crap (108 hits)

Dog slobber (32 hits)

No talent ass clown (13 hits)

Happy searching!

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**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-google-the-image-thread/217745/73 "2003-12-15T20:04:55Z")

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[Dog slobber](http://www.heartlandgoldenrescue.org/images/store/slobberstamp.jpg)

engorged member

(yes, there are clean pictures to post from this word pair)

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**Author:** ![Mooney252](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7c8e57/32.png) [@Mooney252](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mooney252)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-google-the-image-thread/217745/74 "2003-12-15T20:28:14Z")

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Actually it’s pretty unbelievable Horseflesh but they’re both clean. Let’s see: deer tick or mosquito?  
[![](https://whyfiles.org/016skeeter/images/aedes_small.jpg) ](https://whyfiles.org/016skeeter/images/aedes_small.jpg)

Let’s try:  
Your Mom

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-google-the-image-thread/217745/75 "2003-12-16T01:17:03Z")

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**Gopher** suggested “your mother” above, but [[http://dobermanpages.com/images/rescue/SILLYSYL.jpg](http://dobermanpages.com/images/rescue/SILLYSYL.jpg)]Your Mom works too.

Jimmy Hat

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-google-the-image-thread/217745/76 "2003-12-16T01:18:27Z")

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Poop.

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