# Return of the NYC Thursday Night Dope-Dinners

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-nyc-thursday-night-dope-dinners/77205>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 20, 2001, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-nyc-thursday-night-dope-dinners/77205 "2001-08-20T18:38:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![vix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a88e4f/32.png) [@vix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vix)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-nyc-thursday-night-dope-dinners/77205/101 "2001-09-07T21:03:44Z")

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I have sad news to report to my fellow bowlers… it turns out that the shirt says **SEA** monkey! Which makes sense, since there’s a picture of a surfing monkey on it.

[sub][sup]Though considering that I got this shirt at Yellow Rat Bastard, I bet it’s no accident that it looks suspiciously different…[/sub][/sup]

I can’t surf! I feel like a fraud!

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**Author:** ![Pixellent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e495f1/32.png) [@Pixellent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixellent)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-nyc-thursday-night-dope-dinners/77205/102 "2001-09-07T21:25:05Z")

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> \*Originally posted by vix \*  
> **New Sexy Pants[sup]TM[/sup]! Pixellent actually bowled!**

“New Sexy Pants Pixellent”? Christ, it makes me sound like a lewd action figure.

Oh. New Sexy Pants. Pixellent. Two sentences.

Never mind…

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**Author:** ![Pixellent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e495f1/32.png) [@Pixellent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixellent)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-nyc-thursday-night-dope-dinners/77205/103 "2001-09-07T21:27:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Pucette \*  
> **Mags** , if I may call you suchly, I must say **Pix** nearly gave **TruePisces** a fatal asthma attack with his bowling antics. I’ll let him give the details if he wants. Wouldn’t want to _drop the ball_ or anything.  
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_“drop the ball”_. Oh, **ha ha**.

Did I ever _claim_ that I bowl better than a yak with a hangover? _DID I???_

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**Author:** ![Pixellent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e495f1/32.png) [@Pixellent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixellent)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-nyc-thursday-night-dope-dinners/77205/104 "2001-09-07T21:30:36Z")

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> \*Originally posted by vix \*  
> \*\*I have sad news to report to my fellow bowlers… it turns out that the shirt says **SEA** monkey! Which makes sense, since there’s a picture of a surfing monkey on it. \*\*

You know, I _knew_ there was a reason I kept envisioning you gamboling amid a family of brine shrimp in an aquarium filled with Magic Rocks…

Never mind, Vix. You’ll _always_ be a sex monkey to us.

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**Author:** ![vix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a88e4f/32.png) [@vix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vix)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-nyc-thursday-night-dope-dinners/77205/105 "2001-09-07T21:34:11Z")

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Thanks!

:: sniff ::

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**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-nyc-thursday-night-dope-dinners/77205/106 "2001-09-07T23:46:27Z")

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… since **Scralden** [sub]damn it, I was just told of the name change… why am I always the last to know these things??? :([/sub] (make that **hampster** ) made it here safely and we’re on our way to get something to eat.

A great time definitely _was_ had by all, and those of you that missed it… there really are no words to describe it! Between **Pucette** ’s skillful use of scissor’s on **Vix** ’s butt, to my mad dash for my inhaler after watching **Pix** ’s masterful bowling, it was one of the best time’s I’ve ever had with a group of Dopers! I only wish I’d had the video camera readily available…

As for next up, we were talking miniature golf. Anyone know of any that we can try to set it up with??

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