# Return of the Sequential Thread Titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 12, 2005, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400 "2005-01-12T15:52:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![EmeraldGrue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dc4da7/32.png) [@EmeraldGrue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmeraldGrue)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2005, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/1 "2005-01-12T15:52:56Z")
MPSIMS: **22 Different Ways To Lace Shoes - Kind of interesting! Fetishes just keep getting wierder and wierder** :snort: IMHO: \*\*Okcupid: What to do when nobody is messaging you? Racism, stereotypes, and the truth \*\* Face it: they’re all just prejudiced. CS: **The Internet and the Comic Book Guy Mentality LOTR: Why the big debate about Balrogs and wings?** Some way, somehow, these threads are related. ---
**Author:** ![fruitbat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@fruitbat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fruitbat)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2005, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/2 "2005-01-12T16:52:53Z")
I rarely respond to these things but I just love: **I had a date and . . .** **Psst . . . Wanna see my robot** ---
**Author:** ![badbadrubberpiggy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/57b2e6/32.png) [@badbadrubberpiggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badbadrubberpiggy)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2005, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/3 "2005-01-12T17:21:53Z")
**Icky things you do with your pet… I had a date!** hehehe… ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2005, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/4 "2005-01-12T17:46:17Z")
I’ve been saving these instead of posting every time I see one: \*\*GQ: When did homosexuality stop being classified as a mental disorder? Kissing in Middle Ages? IMHO: Keep me out of jail. Help me go somewhere in the Caribbean \*\* And set you up a Swiss bank account? \*\* What do you think was wrong with my cab driver? If a Man was put into a Woman’s body… \*\* \*\* If a Man was put into a Woman’s body… Poll: Sexual Fantasy Ranking MPSIMS: A big pile of cash cheered me up! Debunking dollar cost averaging I am having my mother commited What is wrong with me? Is Freud whispering in my ear? Need Advice From Divorced/Seperated Dopers Orange juice with calcium tastes very very bad \*\*I meant, advice about divorce, putz \*\* Wow! A kind warning to Olestra-phobes! I’m moving to Ohio! \*\*Sliding away from the second poster… \*\* Mean is… A Sandwich GD: Why hasn’t the US Army done a Fallujah on Mosul yet? Politics over Human Life BBQ: OK, maybe I’m a cold, unfeeling bastard, but… I Am A Fucking Terrorist? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2005, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/5 "2005-01-12T21:44:20Z")
**I need a sewing pattern for a very large bra.** **How does the artist Christo get paid for his projects?** Christo is the guy who wraps huge things in fabric. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2005, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/6 "2005-01-12T21:48:46Z")
**On behalf of the Better Half… Stop touching my belly.** ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2005, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/7 "2005-01-12T21:49:55Z")
Good idea, **Ludovic** …I believe I’ll start doing the same. Anyway, currently in GQ: **What’s the farthest back anyone has traced their genealogy? Big Bang question** Damn…now that’s _far_! ---
**Author:** ![EmeraldGrue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dc4da7/32.png) [@EmeraldGrue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmeraldGrue)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2005, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/8 "2005-01-12T23:18:03Z")
Ack! Mooooooooooooods! Can you merge this with the other thread - **Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Sequential Thread Titles**? ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2005, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/9 "2005-01-13T02:35:01Z")
Great Debates: **Did you know that God has…** General Questions: **Black Tarry Bowel Movements** :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Typically\_Sunday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Typically\_Sunday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typically_Sunday)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2005, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/10 "2005-01-13T03:08:15Z")
\*\*Fetishes just keep getting wierder and wierder Psst . . . Wanna see my robot\*\* ---
**Author:** ![EmeraldGrue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dc4da7/32.png) [@EmeraldGrue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmeraldGrue)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2005, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/11 "2005-01-13T13:23:25Z")
**Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Sequential Thread Titles Return of the Sequential Thread Titles** :sigh: ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/12 "2005-01-18T00:47:54Z")
from MPSIMS… I forgot one of the greatest pleasures of being home alone… So, I had my first prostate exam today ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/13 "2005-01-18T02:07:59Z")
New Posts: Bushbots, since I can’t ask for your brains, get yer asses in here… How long do you plan to keep posting on the SDMB? ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/14 "2005-01-18T15:03:35Z")
How do trees on city streets survive? Non-Asian martial arts? ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/15 "2005-01-18T17:08:47Z")
From the Pit: \*\* So, which part of my life do I give up to avoid being raped? No sweetie, running away and getting married isn’t the answer\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/16 "2005-01-18T17:08:54Z")
From the Pit: \*\*So, which part of my life do I give up to avoid being raped? No sweetie, running away and getting married isn’t the answer \*\* ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/17 "2005-01-18T18:38:52Z")
From Mundane Pointless: **10 things men really know about women** **"Does my butt look big?" Women…why?** **3 years later, I got another date.** Perilous stuff. ---
**Author:** ![susan\_foster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@susan\_foster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan_foster)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/18 "2005-01-18T20:33:00Z")
Not as evil: **Why no I’m not choosing to be childless and alone, thank you very much!** \*\* No sweetie, running away and getting married isn’t the answer\*\* Susan ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/19 "2005-01-18T20:57:24Z")
from New Threads: **Define God The New Battlestar Galactica** ---
**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/20 "2005-01-18T22:36:00Z")
From GQ: \*\*Dog People: What Can My Puppy Learn at 5 Weeks Old? A couple questions on fire hydrants \*\* –Cliffy [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400.md?page=2)