# Return of the Sequential Thread Titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 12, 2005, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400 "2005-01-12T15:52:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Miss\_Violaceous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Miss\_Violaceous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Violaceous)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/21 "2005-01-18T23:37:11Z")
Just now, from this forum: Does he like me? Cosmic ejaculate at near warp speed! Well, that’s one way to tell… ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/22 "2005-01-19T00:48:58Z")
\*\*How the fuck do I owe the IRS? Gee Richard, I guess no one at the IRS saw you win that million dollars on Survivor \*\* ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/23 "2005-01-19T01:43:11Z")
10 things men really know about women Cosmic Ejaculate At Near Warp Speed! So, I had my first prostate exam today getting rid of stuff ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/24 "2005-01-19T02:09:21Z")
Dating Advice: Rejections. Getting rid of stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/25 "2005-01-19T03:14:19Z")
Conversations you never thought you’d have… Bill Gates, teen heartthrob ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/26 "2005-01-19T04:18:43Z")
New Posts: **How do they make babies cry?** **question for the atheists.** **question for the atheists.** **When Jesus comes back, how will we know it’s really him?** The Pit: **I’m convinced UPS is holding back delivery of non-expedited packages** **Does anyone _care_ about Prince Harry?** ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/27 "2005-01-19T16:29:57Z")
**MPSIMS** : Alaskan Dork Builds Flame Thrower Wielding Mecha in His Backyard Fetishes just keep getting wierder and wierder ---
**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/28 "2005-01-19T17:03:43Z")
**MPSIMS** Now I’ve seen _everything_! A potty-trained elephant! I’m getting my eyeballs zapped. ---
**Author:** ![Can\_Handle\_the\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Can\_Handle\_the\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Can_Handle_the_Truth)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/29 "2005-01-19T21:53:17Z")
New Posts: **Who is Jesus? The Moron in Charge of Harvard** ---
**Author:** ![Can\_Handle\_the\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Can\_Handle\_the\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Can_Handle_the_Truth)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/30 "2005-01-19T22:10:10Z")
New Posts: **Should a wartime inaguration be more subdued? What’s the mindset of slave owners, torturers, etc.** ---
**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/31 "2005-01-20T00:40:50Z")
New posts: **If a person is injured and can’t move, is a dog or cat smart enough to go for help?** **Why do dogs shake their heads?** ---
**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/32 "2005-01-20T03:03:37Z")
Best lines for “picking up” women Help. My armpits are on fire. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/33 "2005-01-20T03:28:04Z")
imho \*\*“Amadeus” for a kid’s middle name - tacky? So what’s wrong with merlot? Okcupid: What to do when nobody is messaging you? Do you think certain sexual positions are slutty? Am I the only one who thinks Mike Nolan is going to suck as head coach?\*\* huhuhuh, you said “Nolan”. \*\*Mulatto: PC? deemed racist by vocabulary mpsims My cat threw up in the toilet. Who knew that’s what happens to a soda can after 6 years That wasn’t fruit in that yougurt! (TMI!!!) So, I had my first prostate exam today GD Peak oil. Ask me anything. How is outsourcing good for the economy?\*\* oh, you meant about _peak oil_… ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/34 "2005-01-20T11:04:03Z")
(So many possibilities from just one thread title) Best lines for picking up women So I had my first prostate exam today Or from New Posts for the more adventurous Best lines for picking up women Do you think certain sexual positions are slutty 😉 ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/35 "2005-01-20T13:46:35Z")
**I flunked contact lens class I’m getting my eyerballs zapped** (These two have been circlng for days – but they just showed up right next to each other in the right order.) ---
**Author:** ![welby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@welby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/36 "2005-01-20T14:13:39Z")
**So, I had my first prostate exam today** \*\*Well, that was interesting… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Can\_Handle\_the\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Can\_Handle\_the\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Can_Handle_the_Truth)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/37 "2005-01-20T14:39:31Z")
New Posts: \*\*Best lines for “picking up” women Zit question: what are these things? Zit question: what are these things? Smallest city U.S. regulations and restrictions on Abortion Latest Ten Commandments nutjobbery\*\* ---
**Author:** ![moonstarssun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b9bd4f/32.png) [@moonstarssun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moonstarssun)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/38 "2005-01-20T19:02:55Z")
So, I had my first prostate exam today Help. My armpits are on fire. ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/39 "2005-01-20T23:18:08Z")
\*\*I’m getting my eyeballs zapped. 1920’s-Style Death Ray For Real \*\* That eyeball-zapping one is getting a lot of mileage. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2005, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/40 "2005-01-22T01:41:48Z")
I love you all. I feel somewhat undignified. Would you be able to identify your own genitals by touch only? (TMI probably) I’m a bad bad girl. Anyone care to see pictures of me from yesterday? (warning, a little bloody) I’m getting my eyeballs zapped. Just like Romeo and Juliet" Porn for anal-retentives Holy Crap! I’m a father of three! Apparently my one-and-a-half yr old daugher is a lesbian! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400.md?page=3)