# Return of the Sequential Thread Titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 12, 2005, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400 "2005-01-12T15:52:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2005, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/41 "2005-01-22T12:22:25Z")
Appearing now in MPSIMS: **An Ode (and Supplication) to Burt’s Bees** **Would you be able to identify your own genitals by touch only?** along with Burt’s reply **Help me draft a scathing, yet polite, response?** GT ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2005, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/42 "2005-01-22T21:25:26Z")
**GD Peak oil. Ask me anything. What went wrong with Black Americans?** (“Ask me anything” is a total setup) \*\*GQ: Is it Skunk mating season already? Evading a toxic release in a Refinery mpsims: Help me draft a scathing, yet polite, response? You big baby.\*\* Maybe a bit _more_ polite. \*\* Reasons to NOT Have Lasik Anyone care to see pictures of me from yesterday? (warning, a little bloody) 10 things men really know about women silenus I don’t wanna work, I just wanna bang on my drums all day Queen Tonya IMHO: Ladies: How big is too big? How do you experience “love” ?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![wolfstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d6d6ee/32.png) [@wolfstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfstu)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2005, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/43 "2005-01-22T22:46:56Z")
\*\*It’s Official! I’ve lost 80 pounds! Jiggly Butt \*\* Not anymore! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2005, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/44 "2005-01-23T02:35:34Z")
In GQ: \*\*Why do dogs chase their tails? Nearsightedness and Small Holes\*\* ---
**Author:** ![SallyCan\_tDance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@SallyCan\_tDance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SallyCan_tDance)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2005, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/45 "2005-01-23T05:07:36Z")
In the BBQ Pit: \*\*The Only Thing Worse than Vomiting Is…No, there’s Nothing Worse Campbell’s Soup is Going DOWN!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Lok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e8c25b/32.png) [@Lok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lok)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2005, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/46 "2005-01-23T08:24:26Z")
In MPSIMS: \*\*Suggestions for a game? Holy Crap! I’m a father of three!\*\* I think you have already been playing. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2005, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/47 "2005-01-23T10:54:06Z")
Ever feel like you’re going crazy? Share your mouse customizations! So my doctor thinks I am bi-polar I have a psuedo-clone on the SDMB! It’s Official! I’ve lost 80 pounds! I don’t wanna work, I just wanna bang on my drums all day Blood Drive 2005 Anyone care to see pictures of me from yesterday? (warning, a little bloody) Anyone care to see pictures of me from yesterday? (warning, a little bloody) Dental Hygiene ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2005, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/48 "2005-01-23T16:41:58Z")
I wasn’t trying to be rude but… Off with her arm! ---
**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2005, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/49 "2005-01-23T17:02:56Z")
New Posts: \*\*Did you know that God has only THREE requirements… Jiggly Butt Trick Questions NFL Playoffs - Conference Championship Picks\*\* Yes, I know I’m going to hell… ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2005, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/50 "2005-01-23T18:18:05Z")
In MPSIMS Somehow Incubus has become a young woman’s Mr. Right Thank God we don’t go to church! (Huh?) You know, I tried really hard not to complain about this, but… Norwegians think Bush family flashed “Hail Satan” gesture during inauguration parade (Hey, if you gotta vent, you gotta vent.) Ever feel like you’re going crazy? Can anyone beat this? (It’s not really a competition, you know.) It’s Official! I’ve lost 80 pounds! How much would I get if I pawned a malachite necklace? (Pretend you’re British and read that one again.) ---
**Author:** ![Loopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loopus/32/15343_2.png) [@Loopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopus)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2005, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/51 "2005-01-24T07:15:53Z")
Just saw this one in the Pit: **The Second Annual Steelers March To The Super Bowl Thread. What’s with the arrogance?** Good question. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2005, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/52 "2005-01-24T13:17:21Z")
Just now in **In My Humbloe Opinion** : \*\*Doper Borgs – Or: Are there any Dope Cyborgs out there? Off with her arm!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2005, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/53 "2005-01-25T02:04:56Z")
Recently seen in Cafe Society \*\*OMG They are disecting a body on channel 4 (UK) What’s your best sauerbraten recipe? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2005, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/54 "2005-01-25T07:03:25Z")
I scanned the thread, hope this one hasn’t been done already, from here in MPSIMS: **Somehow Incubus has become a young woman’s Mr. Right Is that a demon in your pants?** ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2005, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/55 "2005-01-25T12:05:50Z")
Those who may be easily offended should read no further So my good friend’s ex-wife got hit by a train last night. Wheee! Sound effects were not needed here ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2005, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/56 "2005-01-25T15:04:52Z")
From MPSIMS: **OMFG: There really IS a Kegelcisor® My Muff is the Talk of New York** ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2005, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/57 "2005-01-25T16:58:32Z")
There’s something strangely appropriate about this combo in MPSIMS: Bill Gates: teen heartthrob Is that a demon in your pants? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2005, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/58 "2005-01-25T19:52:23Z")
MPSIMS: Is that a demon in your pants? So my doctor thinks I am bi-polar My Muff is the Talk of New York How many redheads on the Dope? I must exploit my ugliness to conquer the world! I need help with gay dating My “girl” name is becoming trendy. Getting Shafted in the Name Department BBQ Pit: Good news/Bad news… A part of American Democracy successfully exported to Iraq! GD: Ask a Muslim Woman The Constitution: Does its philosophy apply only to Americans? IMHO: “The thoughts that come” Sex: Icky Question (TMI) ---
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2005, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/59 "2005-01-25T23:27:26Z")
In MPSIMS: **In which the Mango discovers that O’Brien the budgie is a girl…** \*\*hey, she was 18. yes i checked first. \*\* > [@Susie Derkins](#): > > **Why do dogs chase their tails? > Nearsightedness and Small Holes** We have a winner! ---
**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2005, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/60 "2005-01-26T04:04:59Z")
Right now in MPSIMS: \*\*Happy Birthday to Me. What Did I get? My Period. . . .and that’s why God created commas. \*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400.md?page=4)