# Return of the Sequential Thread Titles

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 12, 2005, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400 "2005-01-12T15:52:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2005, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/61 "2005-01-26T12:19:51Z")

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MPSIMS  
I need help with gay dating  
I’m the cutest, funniest, shyest, most dramatic boy with the best eyes.  
Looks like help has been provided…

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**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2005, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/62 "2005-01-26T12:28:34Z")

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A treasure trove from IMHO 7AM 1/26/05

Giving anything up for Lent?  
Your Favorite Firefox Extensions.

Very TMI-“Two in the pink & one in the stink”- Is this gesture well known or obscure?  
Weirdest thing you’ve been caught doing by other people

Any Natural Brunettes who’ve Peroxided their hair?  
Is it me, or are newswomen getting better looking.

What’s fun to do in Plano, TX?  
A Woman Impregnating Herself With a Discarded Condom. Has this happened?

A Woman Impregnating Herself With a Discarded Condom. Has this happened?  
Sex: Icky Question (TMI)

Sex: Icky Question (TMI)  
Information on Polyurethane condoms, please.

Cheap" hotel near Waikiki - recommendations?  
Where are you a “Regular”?

What should I put in my five gallon aquarium?  
Off with her arm!  
And a few from MPSIMS

My Muff is the Talk of New York  
How did we miss it? Sunday was National Pie Day!

Behold My New Sammich!  
Products that shouldn’t exist, but do.

Tell Me About Italy!! Weather, Culture, Cities, Age of Consent…  
I need help with gay dating

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**Author:** ![susan\_foster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@susan\_foster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan_foster)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2005, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/63 "2005-01-26T21:23:18Z")

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MPSIMS:

Tell Me About Italy!! Weather, Culture, Cities, Age of Consent…  
. . .and that’s why God created commas.

Susan

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**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2005, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/64 "2005-01-27T02:41:45Z")

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From the “Well, you _asked_!” department:

**What’s fun to do in Plano, TX?**  
**What kind of people hump furniture?**

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2005, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/65 "2005-01-27T18:22:18Z")

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Okay, I did want to see this but I didn’t have to force it, it happened naturally, for a moment.

\*\*I ran over something this morning.

Behold My New Sammich! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2005, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/66 "2005-01-28T00:11:24Z")

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Woo hoo! It’s legal to masturbate (like a motherfuck) in your own house!

Check out my sweet knob!

Debbie Gibson posing in Playboy?

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**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2005, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/67 "2005-01-28T00:58:38Z")

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MPSIMS

\*\*Oopsie! “Dead” Man Still Alive!

I ran over something this morning. \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2005, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/68 "2005-01-28T03:36:05Z")

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GD: Define God  
Female teachers having sex With teenage stdents

MPSIMS:  
My Muff is the Talk of New York  
Debbie Gibson posing in Playboy?

Pizza Robber Asks Victim For Date  
I need help with gay dating

Products that shouldn’t exist, but do.  
Behold My New Sammich!

Wow! UFO washed up during tsunami!  
Area 51 gets too much publicity

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**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2005, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/69 "2005-01-28T06:28:03Z")

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\*\*Hanky Panky Thong

Products that shouldn’t exist, but do.\*\*

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**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2005, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/70 "2005-01-28T11:45:03Z")

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The odd things you find whilst strolling along…  
Wow!UFO washed up in tsunami…

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**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2005, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/71 "2005-01-29T16:10:26Z")

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Athiest Dopers do you find this amusing?  
A Woman Impregnating Herself With a Discarded Condom. Has this happened?

Why is it wrong to marry or date someone for their money?  
How do you get some one to figure out you don’t like them without being mean?

Help for a (potential) Jewish Convert  
Who has graduated from Wharton?

Did you convert to or do you know a convert to Zoroastrianism?  
There needs to be a ‘Ask the Jewish Person’ thread

College interview.  
How does a person with a PhD end up teaching in high school?

Would you buy atropine in case of terrorist attack?  
What should I put in my five gallon aquarium?

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/72 "2005-01-30T05:20:08Z")

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Great Debates offers this reference to an authoritative source:

**Is God dead?  
Ask a non-practicing Catholic**

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**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/73 "2005-01-30T10:10:07Z")

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How do you get some one to figure out you don’t like them without being mean?  
Help the newbie at the shooting range…

Support for…uhhh…big breasted women.  
What was your high school mascot?

Share your secrets of self-motivation  
New shooters and hot pistols

Any great Texas Hold’Em tips?  
Paris quickie!

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**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/74 "2005-01-30T17:15:00Z")

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Difficulty orgasming.  
Atheists, do you find this amusing?

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**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/75 "2005-01-30T18:10:14Z")

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MPSIMS:

**I lost my shorts  
My High school didn’t have cool things like this made**

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**Author:** ![EmeraldGrue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dc4da7/32.png) [@EmeraldGrue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmeraldGrue)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/76 "2005-01-30T18:26:03Z")

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:puts envelope to forehead:  
**Chili**  
:opens envelope:  
\*\*What should I make for dinner tonight? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Loopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loopus/32/15343_2.png) [@Loopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopus)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/77 "2005-01-30T19:14:23Z")

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MPSIMS:  
\*\* I am a terrible pet owner.  
Bunny suicides\*\*

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2005, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sequential-thread-titles/284400/78 "2005-01-31T02:39:38Z")

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do you really believe in true love?  
What Creeps You Out?  
What Creeps You Out?  
What kind of people hump furniture?

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