# Return of the Son of Michigan Dope

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-son-of-michigan-dope/98394>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 15, 2002, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-son-of-michigan-dope/98394 "2002-03-15T02:14:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2002, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-son-of-michigan-dope/98394/21 "2002-03-21T17:24:38Z")

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Just thought I would give this a bump for those people who may have missed this before. Only two more days…

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-son-of-michigan-dope/98394/22 "2002-03-22T05:52:38Z")

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I’m there.

I have a sitter, and I have a ride. I’d drive myself, but I’ve had a couple of seizures in the last month and just don’t feel comfortable driving that far by myself. So… **mrblue92** is driving me. What a peach. I am entirely too lucky to know people like this! 😃

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**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-son-of-michigan-dope/98394/23 "2002-03-22T13:40:25Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Persephone \*  
> \*\*I’m there.
> 
> I have a sitter, and I have a ride. I’d drive myself, but I’ve had a couple of seizures in the last month and just don’t feel comfortable driving that far by myself. So… **mrblue92** is driving me. What a peach. I am entirely too lucky to know people like this! 😃 \*\*

He is a sweetheart, the big lug. If you didn’t live so far out of the way from me, I would have offered to drive you myself. From what I’ve heard, epileptics aren’t legally allowed to drive for three to five years after a seizure. I can’t imagine going that long without being able to drive myself around.

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**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-son-of-michigan-dope/98394/24 "2002-03-22T15:33:25Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Angel of the Lord \*  
> \*\*
> 
> I know this is really huge and if it can’t be done, then that’s fine, but if someone could pick me up from Detroit Metro airport (DTW) Friday afternoon and drop me off Sunday night (times changeable if need be) _and_ if that somebody or another somebody could let me stay at their place those two nights, I could go.
> 
> ::retreats:: \*\*

I wish I could, but other than hosting this mini-dopefest, my weekend is pretty full.

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**Author:** ![mrblue92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-son-of-michigan-dope/98394/25 "2002-03-22T20:17:13Z")

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Tomorrow’s the big day…

What exactly do you have planned, Cranky?

Shall I bring _Witch Trial_ and _Kill Doctor Lucky_?

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2002, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-son-of-michigan-dope/98394/26 "2002-03-23T15:59:17Z")

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Yes, I’m still going. But my dish-to-pass didn’t happen. _sob_

Is there anything else I can do? Besides hang my head in abject humiliation? ☹

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**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2002, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-son-of-michigan-dope/98394/27 "2002-03-23T16:03:00Z")

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have a good time, one and all, make some witty comments and attribute them to me, ok?

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**Author:** ![tsarina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f4b2a3/32.png) [@tsarina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tsarina)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2002, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-son-of-michigan-dope/98394/28 "2002-03-23T16:15:01Z")

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I’ll be shaking my ass with my best friend in Grand Rapids tonight. Have an awesome time, everyone!

… and Juniper, as long as you’re home, when are you going to make an appearance in Spartan Country?

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**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2002, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-son-of-michigan-dope/98394/29 "2002-03-23T18:18:28Z")

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I’m bringing either macaroni salad or potato salad. I just got back from the store where I bought the cutest little outfit. See you all at 6 p.m.!

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**Author:** ![ResIpsaLoquitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b3f665/32.png) [@ResIpsaLoquitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ResIpsaLoquitor)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2002, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-son-of-michigan-dope/98394/30 "2002-03-23T18:23:06Z")

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Pie. I’m bringing pie. Everyone loves pie.

**Shadowfox** has me all nervous that she’s gone shopping for this. I’m wearing a nice shirt and some khakis at the moment. Dare I run home and get changed into something nicer? Shall I rent a tux in the next 4 hours? Throw on my kilt just to impress **Brynda**?

Or maybe hop into my sweatpants…😃

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**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2002, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-son-of-michigan-dope/98394/31 "2002-03-23T19:12:14Z")

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Actually, I bought the outfit with the intention of wearing it to the ChiDope in two weeks, but I’m probably going to wear it tonight as well. I also bought another pair of black shoes, because a girl can never have enough black shoes.

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2002, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-son-of-michigan-dope/98394/32 "2002-03-23T20:26:45Z")

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Um, I’m wearing jeans. And a nice shirt, that’s not cleavagey. This IS a MichiganFest, after all. We’re known for our good behavior.

You can stop pointing and laughing at me any time now, folks. 😃

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2002, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-son-of-michigan-dope/98394/33 "2002-03-24T01:08:07Z")

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Hey all! We’re Festing!

Attendees are:

CrankyAsAnOldMan (our gracious host)  
Shadowfox  
Juniper200  
Brynda  
Hello Again  
Wisest Novel  
ResIpsaLoquitor  
mrblue92  
me, Persephone

We’re all drunk and naked, except for Cranky, who doesn’t want to lose her prudish image.

I’ll tell you what, though–Cranky throws one heck of a party. Oh yeah. 😃

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**Author:** ![ResIpsaLoquitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b3f665/32.png) [@ResIpsaLoquitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ResIpsaLoquitor)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2002, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-son-of-michigan-dope/98394/34 "2002-03-24T01:12:25Z")

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Well, I’m not quite drunk or naked yet…although Cranky does own one of those funky natural keyboards, so I FEEL like I’m drunk as I type…😃

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**Author:** ![mrblue92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2002, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-son-of-michigan-dope/98394/35 "2002-03-24T01:17:54Z")

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Naked? Where are these naked people of which you speak?

Hold on… Persephone’s got the lampshade on. Again.

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2002, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-son-of-michigan-dope/98394/36 "2002-03-24T01:19:51Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Persephone \*  
> **We’re all drunk and naked.**

Damn … I have GOT to start attending more of these things. 😉

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2002, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-son-of-michigan-dope/98394/37 "2002-03-24T01:56:20Z")

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We’re going to play Taboo now.

Dopers playing Taboo.

I’m afraid. I’m very afraid.

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2002, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-son-of-michigan-dope/98394/38 "2002-03-24T02:31:29Z")

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This is fun. Dopers are smart. 😃

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2002, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-son-of-michigan-dope/98394/39 "2002-03-24T02:33:41Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Persephone \*  
> \*\*This is fun. Dopers are smart. 😃 \*\*

If you’re having so much fun, what are you doing posting here? 😉

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**Author:** ![Hello\_Again](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/85e7bf/32.png) [@Hello\_Again](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hello_Again)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2002, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-son-of-michigan-dope/98394/40 "2002-03-24T02:36:28Z")

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Team 3 – **Cranky, Hello Again, Brynda** – is slammin’ at Taboo!

We are on fuego, in the words of Cranky

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