# Return of the son of the spammer who just got banned! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 9, 2009, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-son-of-the-spammer-who-just-got-banned/516951 "2009-11-09T21:57:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-son-of-the-spammer-who-just-got-banned/516951/1 "2009-11-09T21:57:14Z")
What’s up everyone, I’m new to the forum and just wanted to say hey. Hopefully I posted this in the right section! ---
**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-son-of-the-spammer-who-just-got-banned/516951/2 "2009-11-09T22:00:12Z")
Hi! I’m an occasional poster here and I’m glad today is one of the days I came to visit since I get to meet a new member. I hope you enjoy the show! ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-son-of-the-spammer-who-just-got-banned/516951/3 "2009-11-09T22:03:18Z")
Welcome, welcome! Would you like some ice cream? ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-son-of-the-spammer-who-just-got-banned/516951/4 "2009-11-09T22:04:21Z")
Do you work for Bing? ---
**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-son-of-the-spammer-who-just-got-banned/516951/5 "2009-11-09T22:14:48Z")
Is any bringing the goat? ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-son-of-the-spammer-who-just-got-banned/516951/6 "2009-11-09T22:42:12Z")
> [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](#): > > Is any bringing the goat? Shhhhhh! Best not to mention the goats until. . .you know. . .the amnesia drugs take effect. It upsets them. 😛 Welcome to the Dope! Make yourself at home. Pie is on the table to the left, beer in the cooler to the right. . . ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-son-of-the-spammer-who-just-got-banned/516951/7 "2009-11-09T23:13:37Z")
Hello **REENCUTTYLIET**. Be welcome, enjoy your stay. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-son-of-the-spammer-who-just-got-banned/516951/8 "2009-11-09T23:26:11Z")
> [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](#): > > Is any bringing the goat? The goat is currently out of action, and is having treatment by the Caprine Chiropractor for injuries sustained during our last Initiation Rites. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-son-of-the-spammer-who-just-got-banned/516951/9 "2009-11-09T23:44:01Z")
The OP was a spammer, so I’ve banned him, but I’m leaving the thread open for now AS AN EXAMPLE TO OTHERS. ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-son-of-the-spammer-who-just-got-banned/516951/10 "2009-11-09T23:45:40Z")
So this is just a post count padding thread now? Moreso than before. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-son-of-the-spammer-who-just-got-banned/516951/11 "2009-11-09T23:46:53Z")
:sniff: We hardly knew ye… (though with such a hard-to-pronounce name, he probably didn’t have long anyway) ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-son-of-the-spammer-who-just-got-banned/516951/12 "2009-11-09T23:48:36Z")
Says you mr Archeeve Gwee. ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-son-of-the-spammer-who-just-got-banned/516951/13 "2009-11-09T23:53:19Z")
I’ve created a program which will prevent all spammers from accessing message boards like this one. I’d be happy to share it with the administrators, but first, please send 2.000 USD to GABRIEL ACKOKO look foreward to hearing from you soonest. ---
**Author:** ![manila](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e5b9ba/32.png) [@manila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manila)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-son-of-the-spammer-who-just-got-banned/516951/14 "2009-11-09T23:58:07Z")
> [@Argent\_Towers](#): > > I’ve created a program which will prevent all spammers from accessing message boards like this one. I’d be happy to share it with the administrators, but first, please send 2.000 USD to GABRIEL ACKOKO look foreward to hearing from you soonest. I only have a cheque for $5000, can you send me the change by the modalities of western union? ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-son-of-the-spammer-who-just-got-banned/516951/15 "2009-11-09T23:59:42Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > The OP was a spammer, so I’ve banned him, but I’m leaving the thread open for now AS AN EXAMPLE TO OTHERS. Aha, so the MFer is a Bing-Bot. My favorite kind of bot. ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-son-of-the-spammer-who-just-got-banned/516951/16 "2009-11-10T00:02:44Z")
I knew it! That’s why I didn’t welcome him… No Pie for you! ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-son-of-the-spammer-who-just-got-banned/516951/17 "2009-11-10T00:06:59Z")
Bing-bot? That sounds vaguely dirty. My favourite kind of euphemism. ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-son-of-the-spammer-who-just-got-banned/516951/18 "2009-11-10T15:51:27Z")
Welcome! Have you been to Baía, **REENCUTTYLIET**? ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-son-of-the-spammer-who-just-got-banned/516951/19 "2009-11-10T17:47:06Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > The OP was a spammer, so I’ve banned him, but I’m leaving the thread open for now AS AN EXAMPLE TO OTHERS. Aw, and I wanted to be the one to point out how that name looked like a typical spammer name. The typical spammer generic post and a plug for something in the post made him even more spammy. Spam spam spam ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2009, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-son-of-the-spammer-who-just-got-banned/516951/20 "2009-11-10T17:49:27Z")
> [@Mindfield](#): > > Bing-bot? That sounds vaguely dirty. My favourite kind of euphemism. Makes me think of cute Chinese girls, er, I mean, ‘attractive Chinese women’. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-son-of-the-spammer-who-just-got-banned/516951.md?page=2)