# Return of the son's uncle's return of... To heck with it: Sequential Thread Titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 12, 2001, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sons-uncles-return-of-to-heck-with-it-sequential-thread-titles/72261 "2001-07-12T20:04:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sons-uncles-return-of-to-heck-with-it-sequential-thread-titles/72261/1 "2001-07-12T20:04:52Z")
Laughed my butt off at this one… and it’s my own thread: -The marble Angel in my backyard has four testicles. -Well guys, and I do mean guys, it looks like we’re becoming less and less necessary. Hehehe… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sons-uncles-return-of-to-heck-with-it-sequential-thread-titles/72261/2 "2001-07-16T17:58:15Z")
on the front page today at 1:00pm Poopy Language in Ireland ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sons-uncles-return-of-to-heck-with-it-sequential-thread-titles/72261/3 "2001-07-16T18:51:34Z")
Tests show recent ingestion of: Kinder eggs ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sons-uncles-return-of-to-heck-with-it-sequential-thread-titles/72261/4 "2001-07-16T19:00:50Z")
Top of the front page at 2:01 Floating Poopy thank god for that Poopy thread ---
**Author:** ![ENugent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@ENugent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ENugent)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sons-uncles-return-of-to-heck-with-it-sequential-thread-titles/72261/5 "2001-07-17T15:56:00Z")
In MPSIMS: New Game. I like my women… I Love My Honda ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sons-uncles-return-of-to-heck-with-it-sequential-thread-titles/72261/6 "2001-07-17T16:19:39Z")
Two from MPSIMS: Hey, Gun Owners… Doug Needs a Haircut and Beer Store Girls Have Stolen My Heart Away Help Me Amuse Myself. ---
**Author:** ![Lyllyan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@Lyllyan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lyllyan)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sons-uncles-return-of-to-heck-with-it-sequential-thread-titles/72261/7 "2001-07-17T17:35:10Z")
From MPSIMS New Game, I like my women… On a dark desert highway Least romantic thing a man/woman could say So I am waxing my pudendum Poopy It’s ba-ack ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sons-uncles-return-of-to-heck-with-it-sequential-thread-titles/72261/8 "2001-07-17T17:51:05Z")
So I’m waxing my pundendum… My dog has gone berserk, your opinions appreciated. ---
**Author:** ![Mystery\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f14d63/32.png) [@Mystery\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mystery_Dog)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sons-uncles-return-of-to-heck-with-it-sequential-thread-titles/72261/9 "2001-07-19T12:34:51Z")
From MPSIMS: i’ll give a blowjob to the first doper who brings me soup… Has anyone here read Fast Food Nation? ---
**Author:** ![ENugent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@ENugent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ENugent)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sons-uncles-return-of-to-heck-with-it-sequential-thread-titles/72261/10 "2001-07-19T18:19:45Z")
In Great Debates: Wrongful Birth Lawsuits Let’s Get Some Hookers! ---
**Author:** ![ENugent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@ENugent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ENugent)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sons-uncles-return-of-to-heck-with-it-sequential-thread-titles/72261/11 "2001-07-19T21:15:39Z")
Even better in Great Debates: Get your priorities right America!!! Let’s Get Some Hookers! ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sons-uncles-return-of-to-heck-with-it-sequential-thread-titles/72261/12 "2001-07-19T22:00:01Z")
In **MPSIMS** : **My Date with Crunchy So, I think I’m clinically depressed** 😃 jayjay ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sons-uncles-return-of-to-heck-with-it-sequential-thread-titles/72261/13 "2001-07-20T10:18:03Z")
In the BBQ Pit: I demand to know why have we nazis here??? ---
**Author:** ![trose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f9ae1b/32.png) [@trose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/trose)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sons-uncles-return-of-to-heck-with-it-sequential-thread-titles/72261/14 "2001-07-21T03:22:42Z")
I’ve been … On Craig David … [sub]Sorry, Eve, those ellipses were irresistible.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sons-uncles-return-of-to-heck-with-it-sequential-thread-titles/72261/15 "2001-07-21T04:03:39Z")
In MPSIMS -The Straight Dope Drinking Game! -Most Sensational, Insperational. ---
**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sons-uncles-return-of-to-heck-with-it-sequential-thread-titles/72261/16 "2001-07-21T06:35:12Z")
In MPSIMS Just when you thought all the idiots were gone… New Message Board for Writers ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sons-uncles-return-of-to-heck-with-it-sequential-thread-titles/72261/17 "2001-07-21T15:59:48Z")
When I grow up… What shall be painted on my naked rear end? ---
**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sons-uncles-return-of-to-heck-with-it-sequential-thread-titles/72261/18 "2001-07-21T16:23:52Z")
MPSIMS: You are looking at a computer screen, or What does your screensaver text say? Wow, I’m ugly! (warning, long) ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sons-uncles-return-of-to-heck-with-it-sequential-thread-titles/72261/19 "2001-07-22T12:56:30Z")
In MPSIMS: Happy Birthday Spider Woman I killed a spider tonight ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sons-uncles-return-of-to-heck-with-it-sequential-thread-titles/72261/20 "2001-07-22T13:16:03Z")
In **MPSIMS** Boston Dopers: I need help How many underaged dopers are out there? This is weird and unbelievable Terminology for the female reproductive area, or, What do YOU like to call it? DOPEFESTS!!! Airman Doors Finally Earns his Title! And you can help… Sodomy Ghost The Straight Dope Drinking Game Welcome to my hangover [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sons-uncles-return-of-to-heck-with-it-sequential-thread-titles/72261.md?page=2)