# Return of the son's uncle's  return of... To heck with it:  Sequential Thread Titles

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sons-uncles-return-of-to-heck-with-it-sequential-thread-titles/72261>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 12, 2001, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sons-uncles-return-of-to-heck-with-it-sequential-thread-titles/72261 "2001-07-12T20:04:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 6

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**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sons-uncles-return-of-to-heck-with-it-sequential-thread-titles/72261/101 "2001-09-27T00:08:15Z")

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From **IMHO** :  
Who will the Democrats sacrifice errr run against Bush in 2004  
Ask Superdude!

Mmmm, I love the smell of…  
Number of Sexual Partners  
From **The BBQ Pit**  
I can’t believe Ashcroft is trying this…(long)  
Karaoke is a very minor thing

Fucking wasps  
STOP IT!!!  
From **MPSIMS**  
This one has been killing me all day…  
I am a word that rhymes with “witch”

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**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sons-uncles-return-of-to-heck-with-it-sequential-thread-titles/72261/102 "2001-09-27T00:13:41Z")

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Whip me, beat me, call me names  
Let’s try something different…

I could swear I’ve actually had this discussion.

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sons-uncles-return-of-to-heck-with-it-sequential-thread-titles/72261/103 "2001-09-27T00:34:36Z")

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Football pick 'em  
Noises you like

Why this combination, you ask? Well, I looked at it quickly, without my glasses. My brain saw “Noses you pick.”

Maybe it’s just me. 😃

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**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sons-uncles-return-of-to-heck-with-it-sequential-thread-titles/72261/104 "2001-09-27T00:35:56Z")

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Smells you like  
labia!

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**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sons-uncles-return-of-to-heck-with-it-sequential-thread-titles/72261/105 "2001-09-27T01:15:19Z")

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Damn, PINEY, I was just coming over to post that.

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**Author:** ![Docker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f14d63/32.png) [@Docker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Docker)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sons-uncles-return-of-to-heck-with-it-sequential-thread-titles/72261/106 "2001-09-27T06:33:53Z")

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2:34 AM EST

Hey! I’m Single Again!  
Rats!

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**Author:** ![Pucette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/278dde/32.png) [@Pucette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucette)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sons-uncles-return-of-to-heck-with-it-sequential-thread-titles/72261/107 "2001-09-27T15:25:02Z")

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Do you want to know who I am?  
Is it just me?

Both by Nicklz, in MPSIMS.

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**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sons-uncles-return-of-to-heck-with-it-sequential-thread-titles/72261/108 "2001-09-27T17:25:49Z")

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From **MPSIMS** :

informercials  
Aha! The real reason behind Osama’s anger

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**Author:** ![dentarthurdent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@dentarthurdent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dentarthurdent)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sons-uncles-return-of-to-heck-with-it-sequential-thread-titles/72261/109 "2001-09-27T18:03:30Z")

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from mpisms

Happiness is…  
The straight dope mercenaries

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**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sons-uncles-return-of-to-heck-with-it-sequential-thread-titles/72261/110 "2001-09-27T18:19:16Z")

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in MPSIMS just now:

Let’s try something different

Be My Pal

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sons-uncles-return-of-to-heck-with-it-sequential-thread-titles/72261/111 "2001-09-27T18:54:05Z")

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What’s Hillary’s Problem?  
Number of sexual partners.

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**Author:** ![dentarthurdent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@dentarthurdent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dentarthurdent)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sons-uncles-return-of-to-heck-with-it-sequential-thread-titles/72261/112 "2001-09-27T20:00:03Z")

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From MPSIMS

Labia!  
What should I do???

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**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sons-uncles-return-of-to-heck-with-it-sequential-thread-titles/72261/113 "2001-09-27T21:55:40Z")

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From MPSIMS:

Baby names  
labia!

Please, please, do not name your baby this!

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**Author:** ![Nightsong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nightsong/32/3083_2.png) [@Nightsong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightsong)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sons-uncles-return-of-to-heck-with-it-sequential-thread-titles/72261/114 "2001-09-27T21:57:38Z")

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(From MPSMIS)

A White Pachyderm makes it to Canada… More Bad News For the Airlines

(I can see why… wonder how much it cost that airline to ship that elephant!)  
It’s Time for a Flirt Thread!  
You are from…?

(Self-explanitory.)

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\<\< There is no point to this .sig \>\>

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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sons-uncles-return-of-to-heck-with-it-sequential-thread-titles/72261/115 "2001-09-27T22:57:11Z")

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Peanutbutter on…  
labia!

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sons-uncles-return-of-to-heck-with-it-sequential-thread-titles/72261/116 "2001-09-28T01:42:25Z")

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In MPSIMS:  
\*\*It’s Time for a Flirt Thread!  
Hi, I’m Trucido, and I drink pickle brine… \*\*

(_psst…Trucido, you may want to work on those pick-up lines buddy._)

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**Author:** ![mischievous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@mischievous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mischievous)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sons-uncles-return-of-to-heck-with-it-sequential-thread-titles/72261/117 "2001-09-28T12:32:26Z")

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Anyone want to give me a blowjob?

As much as I hate to be the bearer of bad news…

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**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sons-uncles-return-of-to-heck-with-it-sequential-thread-titles/72261/118 "2001-09-28T12:41:24Z")

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Peanut butter on…  
Crunchy Frog…Care to Make a Bet?

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**Author:** ![Gartog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/22d042/32.png) [@Gartog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gartog)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sons-uncles-return-of-to-heck-with-it-sequential-thread-titles/72261/119 "2001-09-28T15:33:39Z")

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MPSIMS, right now.

Rats!  
Smells you like

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**Author:** ![Gartog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/22d042/32.png) [@Gartog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gartog)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2001, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-the-sons-uncles-return-of-to-heck-with-it-sequential-thread-titles/72261/120 "2001-09-28T15:48:38Z")

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MPSIMS, moments ago.

Anybody want to give me a blowjob?

It’s Time for a Flirt Thread

How well do you want to know me?

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