# Return of "Thread titles that will have 0 replies and 0 views" **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 22, 2011, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/586453 "2011-06-22T17:17:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Haunted\_Pasta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/94ad74/32.png) [@Haunted\_Pasta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Haunted_Pasta)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/586453/21 "2011-06-23T17:43:45Z")
Let’s play “Guess my house on Google Earth!” ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/586453/22 "2011-06-23T18:16:10Z")
> [@Zeldar](#): > > I think I have lied to you about the “0 Views” situation. Somebody pointed out (may have been in that old thread) that the OP is charged with a View by posting the thread, so “0 Replies” is possible but “0 Views” may not be. I did go on a search for an instance, but have had no luck so far. > > On the pages where you see lists of threads (either the “home page” for the specific forum or on the “New Posts” page) you can go to the bottom of the list and adjust how the list is produced. Using “from the beginning” and “number of Views” and “ascending order” you can cause all the threads (including those that have been Moved elsewhere and which have “-” in place of numbers for Replies and Views) in that forum to be arranged by Views count, lowest numbers first. > > Except for brand new threads started in the last day or two where there are some “1” Views cases, the smallest number I have seen for threads that have been around a while was in the 40’s. Correction: The “New Posts” page does NOT have those options available for modifying the criteria. It’s for “NEW” posts. :smack: I didn’t search every forum, but these are the lowest Views counts for threads that aren’t brand new. You might be tempted to go view one or more just to bump its count! ========================== The bottom line of five in each instance is “Replies Views” Cafe Society Please spoil ‘The Vampire Lestat’ for me JamesGrey 10-02-2002 02:35 AM by JamesGrey 0 49 The Game Room Fantasy Football Week 11 Southern Yankee 11-16-2008 08:06 AM by Southern Yankee 0 74 General Questions Law. . .and Order? NanoByte 01-25-2000 11:29 AM by Nickrz 5 45 In My Humble Opinion Best English translation of the Koran? Baker 07-15-2002 01:31 AM by Baker 0 52 Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share (MPSIMS) Heat Transfer Carl Berry 01-30-2000 12:42 AM by Sylence 5 38 ========================= Beat that! ---
**Author:** ![Alka\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Alka\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alka_Seltzer)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2011, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/586453/23 "2011-06-23T18:58:05Z")
> [@Haunted\_Pasta](#): > > Let’s play “Guess my house on Google Earth!” I like that one. 🙂 **Spoilers for Every Movie You’ve Never Seen Any Taxonomists Want to Help Me Categorise my Collection of Seaweed? Fun with a Commode Last Chance to Buy TIMESHARE in TRIPOLI!!! Do My Homework Suckers!** ---
**Author:** ![Parthol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/dec6dc/32.png) [@Parthol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Parthol)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2011, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/586453/24 "2011-06-25T04:23:53Z")
**If anyone views or posts to this thread, I swear to God I will kill myself.** ---
**Author:** ![engineer\_comp\_geek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/engineer_comp_geek/32/504_2.png) [@engineer\_comp\_geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/engineer_comp_geek)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2011, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/586453/25 "2011-06-25T05:12:18Z")
> [@minlokwat](#): > > Help ID This Song: It goes m-mm-mMm-mm Sorry, but this one gets a reply. It’s by the Crash Test Dummies. https://www.youtube.com/embed/yhuPiBZHvLE?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2011, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/586453/26 "2011-06-25T15:54:52Z")
Looking back through my old threads just now, I saw this one that may be fun to look at as part of this topic: > **[Cafe Society Topics Nobody Wants to Talk About](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=510910)** > > My objective for this thread had been to provide a list of all the CS threads from the past year that had gotten 0 Replies. But there are too many! It won’t cost you a 5-minute search to replicate what I did, and I think you’ll find the exercise... Cafe Society Topics Nobody Wants to Talk About 03-19-2009, 08:56 AM Zeldar 08-23-2010 08:51 PM by Equipoise 22 1,948 Cafe Society ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2011, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/586453/27 "2011-12-05T15:41:48Z")
Bumping because the concept has come up in another thread today. ---
**Author:** ![Kuboydal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Kuboydal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuboydal)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2011, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/586453/28 "2011-12-05T16:05:28Z")
Some of my experiences and thoughts concerning fingernail clippers. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2011, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/586453/29 "2011-12-05T16:06:55Z")
**Describe the color of your toenail clippings!** **Can you guess the exact contents of my wallet?** **Tell me about your boogers** **[del]Does this look infected to you?**[/del] (Previous experience tells me that we’d flock to this thread in droves.) I’d best stop. We need a weeping with mirth smiley. We really do. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/return-of-thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/586453.md?page=1)