# Rev. Al on Whitney Houston--WTF??

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rev-al-on-whitney-houston-wtf/612805>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 14, 2012, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rev-al-on-whitney-houston-wtf/612805 "2012-02-14T11:02:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omg_a_Black_Conservative)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rev-al-on-whitney-houston-wtf/612805/21 "2012-02-14T16:23:46Z")

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Ummm, no. He really _is_ a race baiter. Did you see his comments when LeBrick decided to leave Cleveland?

…And I’m more of a coconut.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rev-al-on-whitney-houston-wtf/612805/22 "2012-02-14T16:23:51Z")

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> [@tdn](#):
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> You know what I blame this on the breakdown of?

Gay marriage?

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rev-al-on-whitney-houston-wtf/612805/23 "2012-02-14T16:24:07Z")

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> [@tdn](#):
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> You know what I blame this on the breakdown of?

Hitler?

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rev-al-on-whitney-houston-wtf/612805/24 "2012-02-14T16:25:26Z")

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Dude, it’s way too early to Godwinize this thread. You should have waited for at least 30 posts.

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rev-al-on-whitney-houston-wtf/612805/25 "2012-02-14T16:32:09Z")

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> [@tdn](#):
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> You know what I blame this on the breakdown of?

Oooh! Oooh! Sucrose into glucose and fructose, providing her the energy needed to get out there and score some more coke!

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**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rev-al-on-whitney-houston-wtf/612805/26 "2012-02-14T16:33:48Z")

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Society is a jerk. A real kneebiter.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rev-al-on-whitney-houston-wtf/612805/27 "2012-02-14T16:49:51Z")

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> [@tdn](#):
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> You know what I blame this on the breakdown of?

The nasal septum?

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rev-al-on-whitney-houston-wtf/612805/28 "2012-02-14T17:02:59Z")

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> [@BobLibDem](#):
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> So our resident Oreo thinks he’s a race-baiter.

In isolation, I find this statement hilarious for some reason.

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rev-al-on-whitney-houston-wtf/612805/29 "2012-02-14T17:23:11Z")

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> [@ralph124c](#):
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> So “Rev Al” weighed in on Whiney’s demise?  
> Surprise! “Whitey” is always to blame!  
> I’m sure old Al could tie her death to slavery, or prejudice, or..or..anything but personal responsibility.  
> Who listens to this creep?

Apparently, far too many people.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rev-al-on-whitney-houston-wtf/612805/30 "2012-02-14T17:30:02Z")

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Without “Whitey” there would be no “Whitney”.

Because it would just be “n”.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rev-al-on-whitney-houston-wtf/612805/31 "2012-02-14T17:44:05Z")

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> [@Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](#):
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> Ummm, no. He really _is_ a race baiter. Did you see his comments when LeBrick decided to leave Cleveland?

That was Jesse Jackson.

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rev-al-on-whitney-houston-wtf/612805/32 "2012-02-14T17:45:04Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> Without “Whitey” there would be no “Whitney”.
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> Because it would just be “n”.

The Ultimate N-Word!!!

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**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rev-al-on-whitney-houston-wtf/612805/33 "2012-02-14T17:46:33Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> That was Jesse Jackson.

They all look alike to OMG.

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rev-al-on-whitney-houston-wtf/612805/34 "2012-02-14T18:18:56Z")

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> [@Derleth](#):
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> Oooh! Oooh! Sucrose into glucose and fructose, providing her the energy needed to get out there and score some more coke!

God, I love a good biochem joke.

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rev-al-on-whitney-houston-wtf/612805/35 "2012-02-14T19:31:47Z")

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> [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](#):
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> God, I love a good biochem joke.

Y’know what I love? Serotonin and dopamine.

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**Author:** ![Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omg_a_Black_Conservative)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rev-al-on-whitney-houston-wtf/612805/36 "2012-02-14T19:38:05Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> That was Jesse Jackson.

Weird. I thought it was Al Sharpton. Ah well. My mistake

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rev-al-on-whitney-houston-wtf/612805/37 "2012-02-14T19:41:49Z")

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> [@Derleth](#):
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> Y’know what I love? Serotonin and dopamine.

And their agonists as well?

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**Author:** ![TonySinclair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@TonySinclair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TonySinclair)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rev-al-on-whitney-houston-wtf/612805/38 "2012-02-14T19:43:52Z")

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I guess it makes as much sense for Al to rant about society doing Whitney in, as it does for Newt and Santorum to rant about Obama’s war on Catholics.

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**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rev-al-on-whitney-houston-wtf/612805/39 "2012-02-14T19:56:05Z")

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> [@BobLibDem](#):
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> Al’s a good guy. I wouldn’t call him a race-baiter when he stands up against outrages like the Arizona Show Me Your Papers Law, or when he stands up against anti-Muslim bigotry, or when he stands up for women’s rights, or for unions, or for any number of progressive causes. So our resident Oreo thinks he’s a race-baiter. I’d take that as a compliment if I was him. If you can provoke outrage from that lot, good for Sharpton.

I would call him a race-baiter when he makes [unfounded accusations of rape and bizarre accusations against an Attorney General](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tawana_Brawley_rape_allegations), long after it has become obvious that the original accusations were fabricated. I would _not_ call a person like that a good guy.

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**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rev-al-on-whitney-houston-wtf/612805/40 "2012-02-14T20:21:28Z")

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> [@tdn](#):
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> You know what I blame this on the breakdown of?

Hair tonic sales?

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