# Reveal Your Unattractive Celebrity Crush **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 23, 2002, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569 "2002-12-23T18:49:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569/1 "2002-12-23T18:49:00Z")
If John Belushi wasn’t dead and old, rather, straight out of _Animal House_ with his ‘College’ shirt on, telling me what my Delta-Delta-Delta sorority equivalent name was…I’d do him. Yup. This sickens most of the people I know beyond belief, yet the aforementioned still stands. Anyway, I’m curious: in your humble opionion, what celebrities that the rest of society views as being as sexually appealing as an elderly syphillitic panda bear are still do-able? Come on, don’t be shy. If you don’t reveal your unattractive celebrity crush, you get stuck with the panda with syphillis. ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569/2 "2002-12-23T18:52:52Z")
Unattractive is, of course, in the eye of the beholder, but I’ve always found Alice Cooper rather appealing. Definitely better than a syphilitic panda… ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569/3 "2002-12-23T19:00:48Z")
Does Minnie Driver count? ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569/4 "2002-12-23T19:01:50Z")
How about Minnie Pearl? ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569/5 "2002-12-23T19:02:52Z")
Kevin Spacey, baby. _mrowr_ ---
**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569/6 "2002-12-23T19:04:50Z")
I’ve had a thing for Chelsea Clinton for years. Dr. J ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569/7 "2002-12-23T19:05:16Z")
A lot of people thought the girl who played Blossom wasn’t attractive, but she had a sexy way about her (I was a kid when that show was on, so no pervert accusations, please). ---
**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569/8 "2002-12-23T19:13:40Z")
Greg Allman Bernie Mac Chris Robinson (as in Black Crowes) George Clinton (as in Dr. Funkenstein) Stevie Ray Vaughn . . . Yikes, Man, the list goes on and on . . . I think my only (traditionally) _attractive_ celebrity crush is Benjamin Bratt. I happen to think that Tupac has the most amazingly beautiful face I’ve EVAHHH! seen, but I’m not sure which way Conventional Taste swings on that one . . . Oh, and for the record, **cuauhtemoc** , my SO at the time thought Mayim Bialik was cute, too. ---
**Author:** ![merge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9f8e36/32.png) [@merge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/merge)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569/9 "2002-12-23T19:18:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by cuauhtemoc \* > \*\*A lot of people thought the girl who played Blossom wasn’t attractive, but she had a sexy way about her (I was a kid when that show was on, so no pervert accusations, please). \*\* speaking of blossom… I liked her friend six… for some strange reason… a lot of people think Drew Berrymore is ugly… She is one of my favorites… except for the whole tom green thing… I could never touch a girl that f’d tom green ---
**Author:** ![jellen92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/6bbea6/32.png) [@jellen92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jellen92)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569/10 "2002-12-23T19:25:15Z")
_definitely_ Kevin Spacey… without a doubt the sexiest man alive. ---
**Author:** ![Siemsi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b19c9b/32.png) [@Siemsi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siemsi)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569/11 "2002-12-23T19:26:08Z")
Gene Simmons. ---
**Author:** ![Smashed\_Ice\_Cream](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Smashed\_Ice\_Cream](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smashed_Ice_Cream)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569/12 "2002-12-23T19:27:52Z")
Steve Buchemi. I have absoultely no idea why. ---
**Author:** ![Lady\_of\_the\_Lake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e19adc/32.png) [@Lady\_of\_the\_Lake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_of_the_Lake)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569/13 "2002-12-23T19:44:19Z")
Tim Robinson… He’s not a hardbody or a ‘Tom Cruise’ pretty boy, but something about his tall, lanky body and thoughtful expression… _sighs_ ---
**Author:** ![I\_am\_Sparticus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@I\_am\_Sparticus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_am_Sparticus)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569/14 "2002-12-23T19:50:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Orange Skinner \* > **… telling me what my Delta-Delta-Delta sorority equivalent name was…** You’re a triple nipple?! 50% more fun bags! Mine is Michelle Pfeiffer. That old wrinkly hag can grease herself into her catwoman suit and do me anytime. Besides which, her sister DeeDee is really hot. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569/15 "2002-12-23T19:52:29Z")
Lynn Russell of CNN Headline isn’t a classic beauty, but with those lips, I’d believe anything she told me. ---
**Author:** ![Breezy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b3f665/32.png) [@Breezy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Breezy)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569/16 "2002-12-23T19:53:39Z")
Kid Rock, for sure! I just think he’s SEXY!!! Most people think he’s gross looking, though. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![cherry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cherry)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569/17 "2002-12-23T19:58:57Z")
Nicholas Cage is a hottie so I dont think he’s unattractive but he is my celebrity crush ---
**Author:** ![capybara](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/capybara/32/202_2.png) [@capybara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capybara)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569/18 "2002-12-23T20:05:01Z")
Elliot Smith; David Bowie (many people find him unappealing) . And, boy, YOU guys are sure wierd. Kid Rock? It’s like if someone cross-bred David Lee Roth and Danny DeVito. ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569/19 "2002-12-23T20:07:24Z")
I thought about it, and I don’t really have any that are unattractive. The closest would be Janeane Garofalo, since many people apparently find her unattractive, but I know she has many fans who think she’s cute, like I do. ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569/20 "2002-12-23T20:07:35Z")
I think Nancy Reagan is pretty damn hot. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569.md?page=2)