# Reveal Your Unattractive Celebrity Crush

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 23, 2002, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569 "2002-12-23T18:49:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Sparrow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Sparrow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparrow)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2003, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569/201 "2003-01-07T20:24:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Flowerchild \*  
> \*\*Actually, David Duchovny is pretty attractive \*\*

I agree, no way could David Duchovny be categorised as an “unattractive” celebrity.

But that reminds me, from the Xfiles one VERY attractive co-star was Dean Haglund, who played one of the recurring characters of the Lone Gunmen. He was the hippy, geeky one with the long blond hair. He might not have been conventionally attractive but he was SO sexy! The long blond hair, quirky sense of humour and a GREAT body! Grrrrr…

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**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569/202 "2003-01-08T00:22:37Z")

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Andrew Dice Clay, Arsino Hall, Andy Richter, Mike Tyson

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**Author:** ![raisinbread](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8491ac/32.png) [@raisinbread](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raisinbread)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569/203 "2003-01-08T01:11:56Z")

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I would like to also vote for Sandra Bernhard, so much so I wouldn’t put a paper bag on her head.

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**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569/204 "2003-01-08T01:59:11Z")

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Hugo Weaving. Though I don’t know if he counts as unattractive or not, because I see that scablet and others think he’s hot.

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569/205 "2003-01-08T03:22:27Z")

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teenage crush…Martina Navratilova…

before I knew (for sure)she was a lesbian

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**Author:** ![lethean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@lethean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lethean)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569/206 "2003-01-08T04:57:13Z")

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I think Bill Maher is sexy :eek:

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**Author:** ![Winnie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e480ec/32.png) [@Winnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winnie)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2003, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569/207 "2003-01-08T15:09:58Z")

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Bill Murray

Giovanni Ribisi

Jack Black

Christopher Walken

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**Author:** ![Sigmundex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19adc/32.png) [@Sigmundex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmundex)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569/208 "2003-01-09T04:50:30Z")

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For Harry Lime’s Eyes Only…

> **[UGO](http://www.ugo.com)**
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> UGO is a pop culture comedy site. We celebrate our obsessions by cracking jokes and making awesome videos. We kid because we love.

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**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569/209 "2003-01-09T06:54:25Z")

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Tim Curry especially as Frank N Furter (mmmmmm corset and stockings). I love his almost evil smirk and his amazingly sexy voice. Just hearing the voice in a kids cartoon gets me hmmmm…interested 🙂

James Earl Jones voice has the very same effect.

Billy Conolly…not that I think hes unattractive.

Now for the reallllllly shameful bit (especially for a kiwi!)…gulp…I like the Crocodile Hunter (SHOOT ME!!!) I just think anyone with that much passion is kinda cool, if I ever win lotto I’m buying him some new clothes though!

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**Author:** ![Harry\_Lime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/82dd89/32.png) [@Harry\_Lime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harry_Lime)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569/210 "2003-01-09T11:08:13Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Sigmundex \*  
> For Harry Lime’s Eyes Only…
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> [Daily Geek News Videos - UGO](http://www.celebritywonder.com/free/barans~1_christ~1.jpg.html)

_Tres_ nice 😛 Shades and opera gloves: two always cool accessories. She’s got a nice body and she carries herself in a way that let’s you see that she knows how to operate the equipment.

_Gracias_, sir!

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