# Reveal Your Unattractive Celebrity Crush **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 23, 2002, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569 "2002-12-23T18:49:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![JayElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/4bbf92/32.png) [@JayElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JayElle)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569/21 "2002-12-23T20:08:40Z")
Umm… I had a crush on Ricky Ricardo when I was little. ---
**Author:** ![SCSimmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e495f1/32.png) [@SCSimmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCSimmons)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569/22 "2002-12-23T20:09:53Z")
Rosie O’Donnell. I was so depressed when she came out … ---
**Author:** ![dono](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e0b2c6/32.png) [@dono](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dono)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569/23 "2002-12-23T20:13:28Z")
CeCe Connolly, who subs sometimes for Mara Liasson on Fox News Sunday. Man, do the guys ever roll their eyes at me when I confess my secret lust for CeCe. ---
**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569/24 "2002-12-23T20:19:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by I am Sparticus \* > \*\*You’re a triple nipple?! 50% more fun bags! > \*\* Uh, no, actually (sorry); when did _that_ become slang for _that_? ---
**Author:** ![80sHairMetalMaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ed655f/32.png) [@80sHairMetalMaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/80sHairMetalMaven)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569/25 "2002-12-23T20:31:45Z")
Ok…Ok…I’ll admit it. I have a _thing_ for Patrick Stewart.Mrrowr…:-P… IDBB ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569/26 "2002-12-23T20:31:55Z")
That guy on Discovery’s Mail Call. The drill sergeant. I like a strong-willed man with a sense of humor. [sub]So that I can grind him to dust under my heel.[/sub] Did I say that out loud? ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569/27 "2002-12-23T20:41:54Z")
She’s a bit older than I am but umm… Martha Stewart - _It’s a good thing_ ---
**Author:** ![Siemsi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b19c9b/32.png) [@Siemsi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siemsi)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569/28 "2002-12-23T20:46:39Z")
Breezy, Ditto with Kid Rock…ah yes. What IS it with these “bad boys of rock”!?!??! ---
**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569/29 "2002-12-23T20:47:07Z")
Tonya Harding. Haj ---
**Author:** ![Berkut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@Berkut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Berkut)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569/30 "2002-12-23T20:49:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Badtz Maru \* > \*\*The closest would be Janeane Garofalo, since many people apparently find her unattractive, but I know she has many fans who think she’s cute, like I do. \*\* Count me in. Gotta love that attitude of hers. ---
**Author:** ![aggiej](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ec9cab/32.png) [@aggiej](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aggiej)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569/31 "2002-12-23T21:09:56Z")
i used to wanna do hillary clinton in ways that are illegal in some states! booiiinnggg!!! ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569/32 "2002-12-23T21:20:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by I\_Dig\_Bad\_Boys \* > **Ok…Ok…I’ll admit it. > I have a _thing_ for Patrick Stewart.Mrrowr…:-P…** Umm… wasn’t he voted the sexiest man on TV back when STNG was alive? How exactly does that count as “sexually unappealing?” Likewise Michelle Pfeiffer. Let’s stay focussed, people. ---
**Author:** ![Toby-T](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dec6dc/32.png) [@Toby-T](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toby-T)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569/33 "2002-12-23T21:33:37Z")
Badtz Maru, a definate amen on Janeane Garofalo! I would also love a rool in the hay with Bette Midler. Not sure why…just something about her ---
**Author:** ![Zazie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Zazie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zazie)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569/34 "2002-12-23T21:36:26Z")
David Bowie, Jack Nickolson. I guess I have a little something for freaks… ---
**Author:** ![Zazie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Zazie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zazie)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569/35 "2002-12-23T21:37:35Z")
hum… Nicholson that was… ---
**Author:** ![swingchick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@swingchick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swingchick)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569/36 "2002-12-23T21:39:04Z")
I’m with Lady…Tim Robins is cute to me! ---
**Author:** ![ratty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ccd318/32.png) [@ratty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ratty)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569/37 "2002-12-23T21:43:23Z")
Christopher Walken. Those eyes, that voice…yowza! ---
**Author:** ![Ol\_Gaffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Ol\_Gaffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ol_Gaffer)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569/38 "2002-12-23T21:43:51Z")
Sinead O’Connor but only if she’s bald. ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569/39 "2002-12-23T21:51:12Z")
David Letterman ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569/40 "2002-12-23T22:34:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by auntie em \* > \*\*Greg Allman > Bernie Mac > Chris Robinson (as in Black Crowes) > George Clinton (as in Dr. Funkenstein) > Stevie Ray Vaughn . . . > \*\* We seem to have similar tastes. Can we share Mr. Care Bear? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reveal-your-unattractive-celebrity-crush/144569.md?page=3)