# Revenge is a dish best served.... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 15, 2010, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227 "2010-04-15T16:20:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/1 "2010-04-15T16:20:19Z")
…Cold. Melancholy is a dish best served lukewarm. Androgyny is a dish best served mysteriously. Apathy is a dish best served…ugh…whenever. Procrastination is a dish best served…tomorrow ---
**Author:** ![Phlosphr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/2 "2010-04-15T16:28:52Z")
Polygamy is a dish best served … in multiple beds. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/3 "2010-04-15T20:11:13Z")
Ambiguity is a dish best served … maybe now, maybe later. ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/4 "2010-04-15T20:13:55Z")
Manic depression is a dish best served hot, then cold, then hot again… ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/5 "2010-04-15T20:18:10Z")
Jealousy is a dish best served just to me. Vanity is a dish best served on a non-mirrored surface. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/6 "2010-04-15T20:26:41Z")
Cannibalism is a dish best served with fava beans and a nice chianti. ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/7 "2010-04-15T20:32:48Z")
The Funny is a dish best served as a pie to the face. ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/8 "2010-04-15T20:49:18Z")
With Pinto beans and rice! Laugh with me! BWAHAHA! ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/9 "2010-04-15T20:51:49Z")
Romance is a dish best served for two. Lust is a dish best served quickly. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/10 "2010-04-15T20:57:44Z")
Punny epigrams are a dish best served in MPSIMS, not IMHO. ---
**Author:** ![statsman1982](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@statsman1982](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/statsman1982)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/11 "2010-04-15T20:59:49Z")
Kindness is a dish best served to someone in need. ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/12 "2010-04-15T22:10:47Z")
A.D.D. is a dish best serv…wow, a blue car! Procrastination is a dish be… ---
**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/13 "2010-04-15T22:50:50Z")
Frustration is a dish that should have been bloody well served yesterday Gluttony is a dish best served frequently Etiquette is a dish only served politely ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/14 "2010-04-15T22:53:17Z")
Deconstruction is a dish best served piece by piece. Musical fervor best served in by measures. Cannabis sativa is dish best served rolled. Soup is a dish best served bowled. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/15 "2010-04-16T00:15:18Z")
Jazz is a dish best served with random utensils. ---
**Author:** ![WarmNPrickly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@WarmNPrickly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WarmNPrickly)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/16 "2010-04-16T00:21:55Z")
> [@freckafree](#): > > Manic depression is a dish best served hot, then cold, then hot again… It’s a McDLT? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/17 "2010-04-16T00:44:35Z")
Envy is best served in someone else’s dish. Apathy is that dish over there. Take it or leave it. Anger is best served in a dish thrown at someone. Modesty is a dish best served covered. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/18 "2010-04-16T01:15:03Z")
Nostalgia is a dish best served as leftovers. ---
**Author:** ![FordTaurusSHO94](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f07891/32.png) [@FordTaurusSHO94](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FordTaurusSHO94)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/19 "2010-04-16T06:41:59Z")
Khhhhaaaannnn! ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/20 "2010-04-16T09:29:36Z")
I don’t know when ignorance is supposed to be served. Depression is a dish served… oh no one cares, it’s not worth the effort. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227.md?page=2)