# Revenge is a dish best served.... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 15, 2010, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227 "2010-04-15T16:20:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/41 "2010-04-17T04:38:49Z")
Skepticism is a dish best served…why did you give this to me? Incredulousness is a dish best served with “I can’t believe it’s not butter!” ---
**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/42 "2010-04-17T05:30:16Z")
Perpetual motion is best served again and again and again with no degradation, no degrdation, no dgrdashum, no drgrad… ---
**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/43 "2010-04-17T06:50:24Z")
Procrastination is a dish best served later. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/44 "2010-04-17T09:32:25Z")
> [@tr0psn4j](#): > > Procrastination is a dish best served later. Redundancy is a dish best served redundantly. ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/45 "2010-04-17T09:40:41Z")
Celibacy is a dish best not served. Frigidity is a dish best served on ice. Pornography is a dish best served with cream. Politics is a dish best served under a cover. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/46 "2010-04-17T14:25:54Z")
Revolution is a dish best served in orbit. ---
**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/47 "2010-04-17T22:19:21Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > Redundancy is a dish best served redundantly. If it wasn’t for the last minute, a dish of procrastination would never get served? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Triskadecamus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b19c9b/32.png) [@Triskadecamus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Triskadecamus)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/48 "2010-04-17T22:30:49Z")
Adoration is a dish palatable only if served from afar. ---
**Author:** ![fuzzypickles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9d8465/32.png) [@fuzzypickles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fuzzypickles)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/49 "2010-04-17T23:24:42Z")
Quantum physics is a dish best served both hot and cold at the same time, until you taste it. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/50 "2010-04-18T00:43:00Z")
Prophecy is a dish best served cryptically. ---
**Author:** ![KennerTheGreat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a8b319/32.png) [@KennerTheGreat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KennerTheGreat)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/51 "2010-04-18T01:10:09Z")
Lust is a dish best served with nothing but stockings, stilettos and a smile. ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/52 "2010-04-18T01:30:28Z")
Verisimilitude is a dish best served with proof of purchase Fractions are best served on lunch trays ---
**Author:** ![Triskadecamus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b19c9b/32.png) [@Triskadecamus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Triskadecamus)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/53 "2010-04-18T02:12:36Z")
Uncertainty is a dish best served covered. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/54 "2010-04-18T02:45:26Z")
Uncertainty is a dish best served, well, let’s say better-served, or maybe I should say usually or often served. . . ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/55 "2010-04-18T02:52:35Z")
A dirty casserole is a dish best served by an overnight soaking. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/56 "2010-04-18T04:26:24Z")
Schrödinger is a dish best served and not served. Heisenberg is a dish best served without any measurements. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/57 "2010-04-18T05:41:04Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > Heisenberg is a dish best served without any measurements. When Heisenberg is involved: if we know what dish is served, we cannot know when it is best served; while if we know when it is best served we cannot know what dish it is. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/58 "2010-04-18T07:18:29Z")
Hilarious racism is best served with [black people](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=560060). ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/59 "2010-04-18T09:00:27Z")
One’s favourite dish is best served. ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/60 "2010-04-18T19:09:26Z")
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