# Revenge is a dish best served....

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 15, 2010, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227 "2010-04-15T16:20:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/61 "2010-04-18T21:10:40Z")

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Addiction is a dish best served over and over and over and over…

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**Author:** ![Washoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ecae2f/32.png) [@Washoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Washoe)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/62 "2010-04-18T21:48:54Z")

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Man is a dish best served by Kanamits.

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**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/63 "2010-04-19T03:39:14Z")

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Infidelity is a dish best served on another plate

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**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/64 "2010-04-19T05:11:51Z")

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Eggs Benedict is a dish best served on a hubcap from a '57 Chevy, because there’s no plates like chrome for the hollandaise.

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**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/65 "2010-04-19T06:15:44Z")

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Surrealism is a dish best served melted

Goodwill is a dish best served generously

Parsimony is a dish best served without garnishings

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**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/66 "2010-04-19T16:37:20Z")

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The 80s are a dish best served with glitter, neon, and shoulderpads.

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/67 "2010-04-19T17:54:45Z")

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> [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](#):
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> Addiction is a dish best served over and over and over and over…

Iteration is a dish best served over and over and over and over . . .

> [@descamisado](#):
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> . . . Cannabis sativa is dish best served rolled. . .

My favorite so far. I think it’s partly the pun.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/68 "2010-04-19T18:08:04Z")

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Pie is a dish best served when come back

Pi is a dish best served 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781406286208998628034825342117069821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303816442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914123724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609…times

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**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/69 "2010-04-19T18:08:56Z")

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> [@Chef\_Troy](#):
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> Eggs Benedict is a dish best served on a hubcap from a '57 Chevy, because there’s no plates like chrome for the hollandaise.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!

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**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/70 "2010-04-19T18:10:36Z")

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Snails and frog’s legs are a dish best served to French people.

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**Author:** ![wisernow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@wisernow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wisernow)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/71 "2010-04-20T00:18:48Z")

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Pi is a dish best served numerically.

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/72 "2010-04-20T00:27:49Z")

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> [@descamisado](#):
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> Cannabis sativa is dish best served rolled.

> [@Yllaria](#):
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> My favorite so far. I think it’s partly the pun.

Thank you. I wish I’d been able to write a complete sentence that day but, well, you know . . . 😉

> [@Chef\_Troy](#):
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> Eggs Benedict is a dish best served on a hubcap from a '57 Chevy, because there’s no plates like chrome for the hollandaise.

Masterful.

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**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/73 "2010-04-20T00:52:35Z")

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> [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](#):
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> Addiction is a dish best served over and over and over and over…

Unfortunately each successive serving must be a little bigger than the last to get that same satisfying effect.

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/74 "2010-04-20T03:19:05Z")

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> [@wisernow](#):
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> Pi is a dish best served numerically.

That’s a pretty irrational thing to say.

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**Author:** ![Randy\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ee7513/32.png) [@Randy\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Randy_Seltzer)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/75 "2010-04-20T03:45:30Z")

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Tautology is a dish best served tautologically.

\*\*This font is the best curved bold. \*\*

Pinot grigio is a wine best served at around 50 degrees (F).

Lox is a fish best cured old.

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/76 "2010-04-20T04:02:38Z")

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14 kilograms of gazpacho in a fondue pot definitely are best served on the straight dope.

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**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/77 "2010-04-20T05:14:09Z")

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> [@Chef\_Troy](#):
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> Eggs Benedict is a dish best served on a hubcap from a '57 Chevy, because there’s no plates like chrome for the hollandaise.

> [@dhkendall](#):
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> Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!

???confused???

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/78 "2010-04-20T05:18:05Z")

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> [@Sir\_T-Cups](#):
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> ???confused???

…Cause no matter how far away you roam, when you pine for the sunshine of a friendly gaze…

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**Author:** ![BestWifeEver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/838e76/32.png) [@BestWifeEver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BestWifeEver)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/79 "2010-04-21T16:00:51Z")

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Volleyball is a dish best served, set and spiked!

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**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/80 "2010-04-21T16:44:53Z")

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Tennis is a dish best served in court.

Can’t believe no one’s made a tennis joke yet

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