# Revenge is a dish best served.... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 15, 2010, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227 "2010-04-15T16:20:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Shark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/73ab20/32.png) [@Shark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/101 "2010-04-22T18:16:36Z")
Brauts are a dish best served when you want them in the wurst way. Misogyny is a dish best served barefoot and promptly at 5:30, God Damnit, like I told you. Humor is a dish best served when it tastes funny. ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/102 "2010-04-22T18:24:12Z")
Deep-sea exploration is a dish best served once. In 1960. For 20 minutes. Enlightenment is a dish best served to the sound of one hand clapping. ---
**Author:** ![goodie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@goodie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/goodie)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/103 "2010-04-22T19:26:39Z")
Cosmetic surgery is a dish best served with just a tiny slice… Revolution is a dish best served by surprise. Hangovers are a dish best served still abed at 2:00pm, quietly… ---
**Author:** ![Blut\_Aus\_Nord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Blut\_Aus\_Nord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blut_Aus_Nord)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/104 "2010-04-22T20:16:46Z")
Tourette syndrome is a dish best fucking cuntface ---
**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/105 "2010-04-22T20:22:13Z")
> [@Chakra Nadmara](#): > > Tourette syndrome is a dish best fucking cuntface Narcolepsy is a dish best zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz… ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/106 "2010-04-22T22:06:36Z")
Revolution is a dish best served on a Lazy Susan. Revolution is a dish best served with a .45. Hotblack Dessiato is a customer best served at the Restaurant at the End of The Universe. Bears are animals best served at a distance. Aliens with acid for blood are creatures best served with nukes from orbit, just to be sure. Close Encounters of the 3rd kind are best served with shmaltzy music. Debtors are people best served with writs. Crime is a dish best served with porridge. Tennis is a game best served by good servers. ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/107 "2010-04-22T23:01:55Z")
You are best served after a wicked dance maneuver. ---
**Author:** ![Meow\_Max](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/59ef9b/32.png) [@Meow\_Max](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meow_Max)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/108 "2010-04-23T08:38:52Z")
Recursion is a dish best served recursively. A palindrome is a dish best served devres tseb hsid a si emordnilap A They also serve dishes, who only stand and wait. 404 - Dish Not Served. Shrooms are a dish best servvvveddddddddd oh wow colorzzzz whee look a glorbat… Today is a good day to serve Gagh. ---
**Author:** ![Clyde74](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ac8455/32.png) [@Clyde74](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clyde74)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/109 "2010-04-23T13:48:02Z")
A long time lurker, I had to sign up because this one was missed… Pi, when served, won’t repeat on you. ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/110 "2010-04-23T15:59:01Z")
> [@Clyde74](#): > > A long time lurker, I had to sign up because this one was missed… > > Pi, when served, won’t repeat on you. It’s also a meal that never ends ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/111 "2010-04-23T16:02:12Z")
Curried jacket-potatoes are a dish best served on plates. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/112 "2010-04-23T19:45:46Z")
According to Southpark, revenge is a dish best served chilly. ---
**Author:** ![Amber\_in\_Treasury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc79bd/32.png) [@Amber\_in\_Treasury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amber_in_Treasury)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2010, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/113 "2010-04-24T11:24:29Z")
Moose stew is a dish best served at a tea party? You betcha! ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2010, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/114 "2010-04-28T17:50:14Z")
> [@Labor](#): > > OCD is a dish best served after thoroughly reseaching > … > [@Chef\_Troy](#): > > Obsessive-compulsive disorder is a dish best served after washing your hands. And then washing them again. And then checking the oven three times to make sure you turned it off. And you’d probably better wash your hands after you check the oven. > [@Shark](#): > > Brauts are a dish best served when you want them in the wurst way. > > Misogyny is a dish best served barefoot and promptly at 5:30, God Damnit, like I told you. > > Humor is a dish best served when it tastes funny. These three are some of the best. 🙂 Particle physics research is a dish best served _ultra_-cold. It is very, very ultra-cold in the Large Hadron Collider. \*\*\*Brrr! ☹ - Og\*\*\* ---
**Author:** ![I\_Am\_The\_Lorax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e19adc/32.png) [@I\_Am\_The\_Lorax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Am_The_Lorax)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2010, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/115 "2010-04-28T20:45:13Z")
Laziness is a dish best served when I get around to it. Craziness is a dish and shit best served by K to the Z, bitches! ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2010, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/116 "2010-04-28T21:54:36Z")
:dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2010, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/117 "2010-05-02T08:33:16Z")
Unemployment is a dish best served late and in small amounts. Atonal music is a dish best served on a locked plate without a key. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served/536227/118 "2010-05-03T21:21:05Z")
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