# Revenge of Made-Up Band Names A-Z (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 25, 2020, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-of-made-up-band-names-a-z-part-1/923851 "2020-10-25T18:08:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 451
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2022, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-of-made-up-band-names-a-z-part-1/923851/9004 "2022-08-19T12:49:31Z")
You Won’t Like Us ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2022, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-of-made-up-band-names-a-z-part-1/923851/9005 "2022-08-19T13:34:43Z")
Ziggy Cleans Up All the Stardust ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2022, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-of-made-up-band-names-a-z-part-1/923851/9006 "2022-08-19T14:18:29Z")
All the Stardust ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2022, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-of-made-up-band-names-a-z-part-1/923851/9007 "2022-08-19T15:07:05Z")
The Beatless ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2022, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-of-made-up-band-names-a-z-part-1/923851/9008 "2022-08-19T15:28:27Z")
the Conquistadores of Stoat. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2022, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-of-made-up-band-names-a-z-part-1/923851/9009 "2022-08-19T15:29:48Z")
The Dandy Detroit Defenestrators feat. Tami ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2022, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-of-made-up-band-names-a-z-part-1/923851/9010 "2022-08-19T15:32:07Z")
Elephant Farts Blow Forth. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2022, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-of-made-up-band-names-a-z-part-1/923851/9011 "2022-08-19T15:33:32Z")
Fogies with Stogies from Muskogee ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2022, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-of-made-up-band-names-a-z-part-1/923851/9012 "2022-08-19T15:56:39Z")
The Gypsum Gypsies ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2022, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-of-made-up-band-names-a-z-part-1/923851/9013 "2022-08-19T16:30:00Z")
The Hacking Coughs ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2022, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-of-made-up-band-names-a-z-part-1/923851/9014 "2022-08-19T16:57:43Z")
I’m Waiting For The Stuff To Kick In ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2022, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-of-made-up-band-names-a-z-part-1/923851/9015 "2022-08-19T18:43:31Z")
Just Act Like An Audience And We’ll Act Like A Band ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2022, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-of-made-up-band-names-a-z-part-1/923851/9016 "2022-08-19T19:29:55Z")
Kingston Bootwhistle and the Time Zones ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2022, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-of-made-up-band-names-a-z-part-1/923851/9017 "2022-08-19T19:31:30Z")
Last Chance to Leave before We Start Playing ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2022, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-of-made-up-band-names-a-z-part-1/923851/9018 "2022-08-19T20:54:52Z")
Magneto Destroyed All Our Instruments… But Here We Are Anyway ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2022, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-of-made-up-band-names-a-z-part-1/923851/9019 "2022-08-19T20:57:55Z")
The Nuclear Wessels ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2022, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-of-made-up-band-names-a-z-part-1/923851/9020 "2022-08-19T21:03:43Z")
Oh Yeah We Only Play Gloria ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2022, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-of-made-up-band-names-a-z-part-1/923851/9021 "2022-08-19T21:09:42Z")
Dave Barry once, when Bruce Springsteen unexpectedly joined his amateur band on stage to play with them, asked if The Boss could play “Gloria.” Springsteen looked at him funny and said yeah, he could. Barry headsmacked himself and later wrote, “If you threw a guitar down a long flight of stairs, it would play ‘Gloria’ on the way down.” So next: Playing “Gloria” All the Way Down ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2022, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-of-made-up-band-names-a-z-part-1/923851/9022 "2022-08-19T21:11:30Z")
A Quokka Named Gloria, Falling Down a Flight of Stairs ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2022, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-of-made-up-band-names-a-z-part-1/923851/9023 "2022-08-20T04:19:54Z")
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