# Revenge of the SonoftheWifeofthePlanetofthe Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 20, 2002, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-of-the-sonofthewifeoftheplanetofthe-limericks/109912 "2002-05-20T05:30:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![tradesilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-of-the-sonofthewifeoftheplanetofthe-limericks/109912/41 "2002-05-24T15:33:25Z")
hippie, you funny. The direction you’ve taken of late Can pose quite a lively debate If yourself you can see To your sexual needs You remove VD from your fate As for work - well it is overrated Unfullfilling, and leaves you frustrated 'Tis far better to post And then later, to boast When your post count is well elevated ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-of-the-sonofthewifeoftheplanetofthe-limericks/109912/42 "2002-05-24T17:54:58Z")
**tradesilicon** , that’s quite a theory Its wit leaves me breathless and teary If he posts all the time Scanning meter and rhyme Of his poverty, he’ll become weary. ---
**Author:** ![tradesilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-of-the-sonofthewifeoftheplanetofthe-limericks/109912/43 "2002-05-24T20:39:10Z")
I agree Hama, Hippie needs pay Let him earn it with keystrokes, I say! For a poet such as he Should not do it for free Let’s start buying his writings today! ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-of-the-sonofthewifeoftheplanetofthe-limericks/109912/44 "2002-05-24T21:13:36Z")
You can pay for his writings, you lump ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-of-the-sonofthewifeoftheplanetofthe-limericks/109912/45 "2002-05-24T21:19:35Z")
Three cheers to me for hitting TAB instead of ENTER…grrrrr You can pay for his writings, you lump I refuse to be that much a chump. I can rhyme just as well I’m prolific as well And my rhythms are pleasantly plump. I agree that employment’s a pain You have to agree - it is plain That both priests and sages Have filled many pages And will probably do so again. I’m not saying Hippie’s a slacker. Not a welfare case or a bushwhacker But he can’t write for cash 'Less he has a large stash Well-provided by some nameless backer. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2002, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-of-the-sonofthewifeoftheplanetofthe-limericks/109912/46 "2002-05-25T20:05:18Z")
I must say I’m a little bit wary Of posting 'mongst folks literary. I’m out of my league But filled with intrigue, So I’ll keep trying-- no matter how scary. Limericks, be they risque or tame, Artistically brilliant or lame, Garbage or treasure, They’re done for sheer pleasure. Remember, it’s _only a game._ * * * Love to All, TN\*hippie ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2002, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-of-the-sonofthewifeoftheplanetofthe-limericks/109912/47 "2002-05-25T20:14:59Z")
And just so you all will know: It’s not to work that I dread to go. The **job** I don’t mind. I’m just missing the kind That’s preceded by the word **blow**. * * * Love to All, TN\*horny ---
**Author:** ![Kilvert\_s\_Pagan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@Kilvert\_s\_Pagan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilvert_s_Pagan)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2002, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-of-the-sonofthewifeoftheplanetofthe-limericks/109912/48 "2002-05-25T20:55:17Z")
So now we good dopers must groan through this thread until Hippie gets blown since neither narcotics nor autoerotics have sated the needs of his bone ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2002, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-of-the-sonofthewifeoftheplanetofthe-limericks/109912/49 "2002-05-25T22:47:37Z")
I’m sure my bitching and moaning Just keeps you Dopers a-groaning But you keep coming back (Though the humor is black) So contribute, IM me, or try phoning. True, I get no bliss from medication And, yes, I’m quite bored with masturbation. But I ain’t asking much– No hardcore sex and such– I’d be happy with sweet osculation. * * * Peace, TN\*hippie ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2002, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-of-the-sonofthewifeoftheplanetofthe-limericks/109912/50 "2002-05-26T20:28:44Z")
The limerick’s an odd sort of verse. It can range from a prayer to a curse. And whether it’s funny Or horribly punny, The better the limerick, the worse. ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2002, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-of-the-sonofthewifeoftheplanetofthe-limericks/109912/51 "2002-05-27T16:44:37Z")
I was listening to _Mountain Breakdown (Foggy)_ Suddenly got up and danced-- sort of cloggy. If you’d watched it you’d pity it: I looked like an idiot. But I’m happy and a little less groggy. * * * live, love, laugh, TN\*hippie ---
**Author:** ![tradesilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-of-the-sonofthewifeoftheplanetofthe-limericks/109912/52 "2002-05-29T17:23:19Z")
There once was a timid young mister Who fancied a romp with his sister Being to shy to ask He just grabbed for her ass Since she didn’t object, then he kissed her (sorry Hippy, I know you are already on the edge…) Bill Clinton, to blow jobs addicted Was caught, and almost evicted But, said he “No big deal, 'Cause the se was not real! It was out, and she casually licked it!” ---
**Author:** ![tradesilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-of-the-sonofthewifeoftheplanetofthe-limericks/109912/53 "2002-05-29T17:31:14Z")
sorry, that second one should be: Bill Clinton, to blow jobs addicted Was caught, and almost evicted But, said he “No big deal, 'Cause the se **x** was not real! It was out, and she casually licked it!” ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-of-the-sonofthewifeoftheplanetofthe-limericks/109912/54 "2002-05-29T19:27:57Z")
Rememeber the liner gigantic That sank in the northern Atlantic? What’s the diff, if you will, 'Tween that ship and Bill? We _know_ how many went down on the Titantic. * * * groan all you want…I couldn’t resist, TN\*hippie ---
**Author:** ![tradesilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-of-the-sonofthewifeoftheplanetofthe-limericks/109912/55 "2002-05-30T15:05:53Z")
gotta love it. OK, equal time… When President George was elected His intellect was not respected He tripped over words And said things absurd His survival is still unexpected There once was a young man named Gore Who looked good in the tight shirts he wore He hugged many trees And fouhgt for liberties But he always came off as a bore ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-of-the-sonofthewifeoftheplanetofthe-limericks/109912/56 "2002-05-30T19:12:55Z")
To **trade** … Now don’t mess with my buddy named Al. At least he’s true to his gal… (I’m no fan of Tipper) But Al’s cool with Flipper And is truly a Mother Earth pal. * * * Love to All, (yes, even you Republicans) TN\*hippie ---
**Author:** ![tradesilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-of-the-sonofthewifeoftheplanetofthe-limericks/109912/57 "2002-05-31T17:21:00Z")
You are correct, sir. Let’s leave politics out of it, and stick with… A young almond farmer named Jim Takes pride in the business he’s in For each chikadee He has almonds for free Plus they all get two nuts on the chin ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2002, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-of-the-sonofthewifeoftheplanetofthe-limericks/109912/58 "2002-06-01T01:11:24Z")
For you peepers and lurkers and such: I wish y’all would stay more in touch. Drop a line now and then And give me a grin. Like for instance, **janesays** , but not much. * * * Hugs, TN\*hippie ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2002, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-of-the-sonofthewifeoftheplanetofthe-limericks/109912/59 "2002-06-01T04:56:13Z")
The limerick’s a cunning seducer. How could I ever refuse ‘er? I can’t , don’t ya see– And it’s really screwed me Outa bein’ a tolerable Blueser. * * * still tryin’ TN\*hippie _“Less artsy; more fartsy.”_ --Homer Simpson (at the Chili Festival) ---
**Author:** ![weborator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ebca7d/32.png) [@weborator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/weborator)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2002, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/revenge-of-the-sonofthewifeoftheplanetofthe-limericks/109912/60 "2002-06-02T08:19:23Z")
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