# Reverend Mykeru, you are such a fucking tool **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 14, 2003, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reverend-mykeru-you-are-such-a-fucking-tool/155150 "2003-02-14T20:55:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![The\_Ace\_of\_Swords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@The\_Ace\_of\_Swords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Ace_of_Swords)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2003, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reverend-mykeru-you-are-such-a-fucking-tool/155150/181 "2003-02-22T06:10:39Z")
**Rev** , I’m having a backyard party – mind if I help myself to some of these briquettes? ---
**Author:** ![Denis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5e9695/32.png) [@Denis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Denis)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2003, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reverend-mykeru-you-are-such-a-fucking-tool/155150/182 "2003-02-22T06:37:06Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Jeff Olsen_ > **Yep, I’m still here. I suddenly felt the need to > come clean on a few points.** ``` Yes? ``` > [@](#): > > [ol][li]\*\*1.I like to toy with people and sometimes[/li] do so without being aware of it. \*\* ``` OK: Tourette's Syndrome, tardive dyskinesia (really ought to talk to your doc about med doses), or autism (I'm sorry, really I am. And I admire the breakthrough that allows you to post!). ``` > [@](#): > > [li]\*\* 2.To my knowledge, this is the first time[/li] I’ve toyed with anyone on the SDMB.\*\* ``` OK, so you sort of admit to trolling, but not really. Check. ``` > [@](#): > > [li]**3.I honestly never expected my first post[/li] in this thread to be taken as seriously > as it was.** ``` Well, perhaps you should have made that clear in said first post or the following ones, eh? ::wink, wink, nudge, nudge:: ``` > [@](#): > > [li]**4.The real reason I took a break from this[/li] thread is that Reverend’s continued > defense of a non-existant attack was > so bullish it completely flummoxed me > and I had to take a break.** ``` Ahem. **Read the fucking thread title and the outpouring of unmitigated bullshit in the first few posts!** Hint: They were nothing resembling other, non-attacking Pit threads I've read that go something like this: "Poster, could I have a word with you?" No, no, no, no! It was more like: "Rev, yer a fuckin' tewl!" (the title) "You suck!," Yer argewmints suk!," "Yer dawg won't suk me even if'n I slather peanut butter all over my cock!" These being the OP and several of the first few posts, which I have taken the liberty of rendering with all the dignity they deserve. ``` > [@](#): > > [li]**5.I never intended to completely leave[/li] this thread, it’s too amusing. Sort of > like Howard Stern except it has Pat > Robertson instead of lesbians.** [/ol] ``` Whatever floats your boat, Jeff. I happen to like seeing sanctimonious prigs get their asses handed to them. Warms my heart, it does! ``` > [@](#): > > \*\*We all on the same page now? \*\* ``` Doubt it. ``` ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2003, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reverend-mykeru-you-are-such-a-fucking-tool/155150/183 "2003-02-22T13:17:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BURNER \* > \*\ ***Reverend Mykeru** and **P.T. Smegma** , you guys fucking rule!! You both realy post some inspired stuff. \*\* And the first annual, “Birds of a Feather” award goes to [. . .](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=164125) ---
**Author:** ![Reverend\_Mykeru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bc79bd/32.png) [@Reverend\_Mykeru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reverend_Mykeru)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2003, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reverend-mykeru-you-are-such-a-fucking-tool/155150/184 "2003-02-22T16:12:15Z")
**Jeff Olsen** That reminds me of when I was a kid. I would be walking home from school there was this viscious dog kept behind a wrought iron fence. Whenever I (or anyone else) walked by he would lunge at the fence growling and barking and snapping and being exceptionally intimidating. Well, he would be, except he was no bigger than a cat, so I didn’t take him seriously either, especially since he had no sense of scale. Doesn’t mean, however, that I wouldn’t give him a kick. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2003, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reverend-mykeru-you-are-such-a-fucking-tool/155150/185 "2003-02-22T16:49:00Z")
You used to kick puppies? ---
**Author:** ![Reverend\_Mykeru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bc79bd/32.png) [@Reverend\_Mykeru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reverend_Mykeru)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2003, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reverend-mykeru-you-are-such-a-fucking-tool/155150/186 "2003-02-22T16:58:37Z")
**Libertarian** > [@](#): > > You used to kick puppies? Puppies? No, whatever this thing was it was fully grown, if not very large, white and slightly yellow about the fringes, sort of like a used Q-Tip with teeth. In fact, I’m not sure but it might be the only dog I ever saw with dentures. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2003, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reverend-mykeru-you-are-such-a-fucking-tool/155150/187 "2003-02-22T17:21:49Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by P.T. Smegma \* > \*\* OK: Tourette’s Syndrome, tardive > dyskinesia (really ought to talk to your > doc about med doses), or autism (I’m > sorry, really I am. And I admire the > breakthrough that allows you to post!)._\* More like “none of the above.” I don’t do it very often and never with a complete stranger until now. > [@](#): > > \*\* Well, perhaps you should have made > that clear in said first post or the > following ones, eh? ::wink, wink, nudge, > nudge::\*\* You got me there. 🙂 However, **Grendel** did seem to get the gist that I was mainly kidding around. OTOH, where **Rev.** is concerend I was hoping that he would realize _nobody_ could be that xenophobic but it finally occurred to me it wasn’t going to happen. > [@](#): > > \*\* > Ahem. > > ``` > *Read the fucking thread title and the > outpouring of unmitigated bullshit in > the first few posts!* > > Hint: They were nothing resembling > other, non-attacking Pit threads I've > read that go something like this: > "Poster, could I have a word with you?" > No, no, no, no! It was more like: "Rev, > yer a fuckin' tewl!" (the title) "You > suck!," Yer argewmints suk!," "Yer dawg > won't suk me even if'n I slather peanut > butter all over my cock!" These being > the OP and several of the first few > posts, which I have taken the liberty of > rendering with all the dignity they > deserve. ** > > ``` Not my fault if y’all can’t separate the wheat from the chaff. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2003, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reverend-mykeru-you-are-such-a-fucking-tool/155150/188 "2003-02-22T17:25:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Reverend Mykeru \* > \*\*Well, he would be, except he was no bigger than a cat, so I didn’t take him seriously either, especially since he had no sense of scale. \*\* If I’m reading this correctly, neither of us were taking the other seriously. Good show! 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reverend-mykeru-you-are-such-a-fucking-tool/155150.md?page=9)