# rewindforward has been banned

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rewindforward-has-been-banned/309875>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [June 26, 2005, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rewindforward-has-been-banned/309875 "2005-06-26T03:47:46Z")\
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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rewindforward-has-been-banned/309875/1 "2005-06-26T03:47:46Z")

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rewindforward has been acting like a jerk, including but not limited to telling mods where to stuff their warnings.

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=322787&page=1&pp=50](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=322787&page=1&pp=50)  
In which he (I am assuming this person is male) insults the whole community of the SDMB in general and mods in particular.

> **[whats up with samclem GQ moderator locking down most of the threads?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=322674)**
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> this chumps on a power trip or what?

Bitching about moderator actions, posted in the wrong forum. Please note, the reason that his threads were getting closed was because they were pure nonsense.

> **[anybody see that movie sin city?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=322573)**
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> D/L’d it this morning… fuck that was groovy… good to see rourke back in action… tough mf. And quentin… well 4rooms was absolutely hilarous… that one with the mattress… man… I was cracking up… Seems like buddies doing those pics… looked up the imdb...

In which he decides to deliberately post in an annoying style.

> **[dammit I gotta go back to the f\*%$#@!'in 7-11... it's 4am. everything else is...](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=322572)**
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> you remember my last thread about these rip-off chumps… I know the 8$chips 'n dip are out of the question… heh… april fools… no I did have a 20… but spent it on the 12 of bud light earlier tonite… and in cda… that’s 4%… not like 3.1 like reg bud in...

In which he regales us with his drunken escapades.

There have been a whole bunch of other threads that were pure nonsense. It’s dangerous to post while drunk and/or stupid, and we won’t tolerate it for long.

Lynn  
For the Straight Dope

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rewindforward-has-been-banned/309875/2 "2005-06-26T03:55:47Z")

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> [@Lynn Bodoni](#):
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> It’s dangerous to post while drunk and/or stupid, and we won’t tolerate it for long.

I think that should read drunk **and** stupid. There are a whole bunch of us who qualify for **one** of those at any given time! 😃

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**Author:** ![Good\_Egg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/96bed5/32.png) [@Good\_Egg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Good_Egg)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rewindforward-has-been-banned/309875/3 "2005-06-26T04:00:28Z")

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I guess you could say he’s been rewound.

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**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rewindforward-has-been-banned/309875/4 "2005-06-26T04:51:34Z")

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Looks like you’re going to have to rewind _and_ eject. He’s back (in the Pit).

Post reported. Please don’t reply to him.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rewindforward-has-been-banned/309875/5 "2005-06-26T05:40:29Z")

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Well, all I can say is that the words “up” and “yours” have certainly gotten their fair share of of use this fine evening.

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rewindforward-has-been-banned/309875/6 "2005-06-26T06:14:31Z")

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> [@Lynn Bodoni](#):
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> There have been a whole bunch of other threads that were pure nonsense.

Ermm… I think it was all of them.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rewindforward-has-been-banned/309875/7 "2005-06-26T12:54:54Z")

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> [@Giraffe](#):
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> As much as we all appreciate the valuable insights of angry illiterate people, yours are not so unique as to be irreplaceable.

Best line in the locked Pit thread. **kisses fingertips**

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**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rewindforward-has-been-banned/309875/8 "2005-06-26T21:07:58Z")

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Is there any chance whatsoever that one can respond to a mod’s warning with insulting profanity and not get banned? I’ve only seen the behavior twice, and each time it kind of gave me a thrill, like the time I saw a drunk guy ride a unicycle off the high board. Some behavior just screams, “I’m too stupid to live.”

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rewindforward-has-been-banned/309875/9 "2005-06-26T22:52:57Z")

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> [@laina\_f](#):
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> Is there any chance whatsoever that one can respond to a mod’s warning with insulting profanity and not get banned?

Not exactly profanity, but Muad’Dib’s famous [beef, bean, and cheese burrito](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=101404&highlight=burrito) thread comes to mind.

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**Author:** ![NE\_Texan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e99b99/32.png) [@NE\_Texan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NE_Texan)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rewindforward-has-been-banned/309875/10 "2005-06-26T23:58:38Z")

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You know, if people are going to go about getting themselves banned, they could at _least_ choose an appropriate username… I’d rather see:

“ **DrivingSlowInTheFastLane** has been banned.”

or

“ **WorldwideTerrorism** has been banned.”

or something.

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**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rewindforward-has-been-banned/309875/11 "2005-06-27T01:43:50Z")

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Holy crap! Lynns back, and she brought her ban stick. The banning was predictable but was the guy around long enough to merit a thread here? Anyone want to start a pool on how long till his sock gets banned? Or how many socks he will try before he goes away for good?

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**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rewindforward-has-been-banned/309875/12 "2005-06-27T02:30:37Z")

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> [@laina\_f](#):
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> Is there any chance whatsoever that one can respond to a mod’s warning with insulting profanity and not get banned?

It’s not the insulting profanity, so much as the not-heeding-the-warning. People who don’t heed the warning get banned, regardless of whether their response involved insult. To put it another way: most people who respond with insulting profanity are saying, in effect, that they are not going to heed the warning.

So, it’s not the profanity or insult ipso facto, it’s the context. They could say oh-so-politely that they’re going to ignore the warning and we’d likely have the same results.

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**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rewindforward-has-been-banned/309875/13 "2005-06-27T16:09:01Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> Not exactly profanity, but Muad’Dib’s famous [beef, bean, and cheese burrito](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=101404&highlight=burrito) thread comes to mind.

Well, you can see his point. He really did want to know why you can’t find been beaf and cheese burritos. [sic]

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rewindforward-has-been-banned/309875/14 "2005-06-27T16:54:25Z")

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> [@](#):
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> rewindforward has been banned

true dat? iz 4 nuff? day-um, dis cat be ill, yo, pee sout

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rewindforward-has-been-banned/309875/15 "2005-06-27T17:44:34Z")

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[This](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6301120&postcount=60) & [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6302092&postcount=63) post tell the saga of **rewindforward** as only a Doper can.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rewindforward-has-been-banned/309875/16 "2005-06-27T19:55:21Z")

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> [@](#):
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> It’s not the insulting profanity, so much as the not-heeding-the-warning. People who don’t heed the warning get banned, regardless of whether their response involved insult. To put it another way: most people who respond with insulting profanity are saying, in effect, that they are not going to heed the warning.
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> So, it’s not the profanity or insult ipso facto, it’s the context. They could say oh-so-politely that they’re going to ignore the warning and we’d likely have the same results.

Or the flip side: A poster could respond to a warning with “Holy shit, I was out of line there. I’m so fucking sorry”.

And welcome back, **Lynn**! Lady High Executioner in the house!

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**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rewindforward-has-been-banned/309875/17 "2005-06-27T20:59:23Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> Or the flip side: A poster could respond to a warning with “Holy shit, I was out of line there. I’m so fucking sorry”.

Yeah, that’s the theory. But the posters who respond that way don’t usually get banned.

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rewindforward-has-been-banned/309875/18 "2005-06-28T01:17:05Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> Or the flip side: A poster could respond to a warning with “Holy shit, I was out of line there. I’m so fucking sorry”.

Are you on drugs? 😃

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rewindforward-has-been-banned/309875/19 "2005-06-28T16:58:26Z")

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No. Should I be?

And **Dex** , my point was exactly that someone who responded that way probably wouldn’t be banned. In other words, profanity isn’t the problem, it’s the behaviour continuing that’s the problem, just like you said before. Although in many cases (including this one), the former is a symptom of the latter.
