# Rex Ryan and wife in a real toe jam
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rex-ryan-and-wife-in-a-real-toe-jam/565123
**Category:** The Game Room
**Created:** [December 22, 2010, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rex-ryan-and-wife-in-a-real-toe-jam/565123 "2010-12-22T21:35:18Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)
#### Post date: [December 22, 2010, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rex-ryan-and-wife-in-a-real-toe-jam/565123/1 "2010-12-22T21:35:18Z")
In what is sure to provide fodder for late-night comedians everywhere, [Rex Ryan is claiming “no comment” after foot fetish videos of his wife - with him apparently commenting in the background - turn up on YouTube.](http://offthebench.nbcsports.com/2010/12/22/let-the-foot-fetish-jokes-begin-rex-ryan-addresses-toegate/related/)
The link goes to a story, not the videos themselves.
Let’s all jump into this story - feet first!
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### Author:  [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)
#### Post date: [December 22, 2010, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rex-ryan-and-wife-in-a-real-toe-jam/565123/2 "2010-12-22T21:36:43Z")
I’ve been following this all day. Something is afoot…
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### Author:  [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)
#### Post date: [December 22, 2010, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rex-ryan-and-wife-in-a-real-toe-jam/565123/3 "2010-12-22T21:41:23Z")
_Arches eyebrow_
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### Author:  [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)
#### Post date: [December 22, 2010, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rex-ryan-and-wife-in-a-real-toe-jam/565123/4 "2010-12-22T22:10:08Z")
No matter what sort of caricature Kissing Suzy Kolber comes up with for Rex Ryan, the man himself manages to top it. Can’t wait to see what they do with this.
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### Author:  [@furt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furt)
#### Post date: [December 22, 2010, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rex-ryan-and-wife-in-a-real-toe-jam/565123/5 "2010-12-22T22:11:05Z")
Call me corny, but I think it’s sweet that he loves his wife so much. You’d have to be a heel to begrudge them their little kink.
Besides, he’s just a coach. It’s not like this is someone sexting a picture of some athlete’s foot.
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### Author:  [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)
#### Post date: [December 22, 2010, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rex-ryan-and-wife-in-a-real-toe-jam/565123/6 "2010-12-22T22:15:32Z")
> [@furt](#):
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> Besides, he’s just a coach. It’s not like this is someone sexting a picture of some athlete’s foot.
Because athlete’s foot can be _nasty_ if it’s not treated.
I dunno. I’m no fan of Ryan but it seems that this is pretty irrelevent to his position with the Jets and ought to be pretty much ignored.
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### Author:  [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)
#### Post date: [December 22, 2010, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rex-ryan-and-wife-in-a-real-toe-jam/565123/7 "2010-12-22T22:17:51Z")
> [@Drain\_Bead](#):
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> No matter what sort of caricature Kissing Suzy Kolber comes up with for Rex Ryan, the man himself manages to top it. Can’t wait to see what they do with this.
Hey, if the shoe fits…
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### Author:  [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)
#### Post date: [December 22, 2010, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rex-ryan-and-wife-in-a-real-toe-jam/565123/8 "2010-12-22T22:54:55Z")
> [@furt](#):
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> Call me corny…
😃
You know Ryan will try to deny this, but he doesn’t have a leg to stand on.
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### Author:  [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)
#### Post date: [December 22, 2010, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rex-ryan-and-wife-in-a-real-toe-jam/565123/9 "2010-12-22T23:04:09Z")
> [@Skammer](#):
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> Because athlete’s foot can be _nasty_ if it’s not treated.
Give a guy an itch and they’ll take a foot.
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### Author:  [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)
#### Post date: [December 22, 2010, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rex-ryan-and-wife-in-a-real-toe-jam/565123/10 "2010-12-22T23:47:27Z")
It’s totally irrelevant to pretty much everything, I just get a kick (pun intended) out of the fact it seems that all sorts of wacky stuff surrounds the Jets and Ryan these days.
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### Author:  [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)
#### Post date: [December 22, 2010, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rex-ryan-and-wife-in-a-real-toe-jam/565123/11 "2010-12-22T23:50:15Z")
Not to sound callous, but WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!
Ahem. That was my first thought. But on second, I’m glad at least one NFL coach may have a romantic – or at least, a kinky – sole. It sounds like those two fit each other like a ball and socket.
I hope no one’s dismayed by this thread. All of us should know by know that puns are the Achilles heel of many a Doper.
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### Author:  [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)
#### Post date: [December 22, 2010, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rex-ryan-and-wife-in-a-real-toe-jam/565123/12 "2010-12-22T23:56:01Z")
I’m sure Rex wants his team to win the battle of the trenches.
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### Author:  [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)
#### Post date: [December 22, 2010, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rex-ryan-and-wife-in-a-real-toe-jam/565123/13 "2010-12-22T23:56:05Z")
Meh. Consensual kink. More power to them.
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### Author:  [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2010, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rex-ryan-and-wife-in-a-real-toe-jam/565123/14 "2010-12-23T00:04:32Z")
Can you imagine what this would be like if they were furries?
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### Author:  [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2010, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rex-ryan-and-wife-in-a-real-toe-jam/565123/15 "2010-12-23T00:09:07Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#):
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> Can you imagine what this would be like if they were furries?
Hobbits have hairy feet. Is that close enough?
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### Author:  [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2010, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rex-ryan-and-wife-in-a-real-toe-jam/565123/16 "2010-12-23T02:48:41Z")
I haven’t clicked on any of the links in [this thread on an NBC Sports site](http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/12/22/the-latest-jets-controversy-is-the-strangest-one-yet/), but it appears that the Ryans were posting videos and comments on a variety of swingers and alt.sex-type sites; that one of them listed their tastes as including domination, humiliation, and fisting; and that Rex posted a desire to watch his wife get gang-banged by three men at once. Three well-hung men.
I’m not exactly Carnac the Magnificent, but I’m gonna go out on a limb and predict this is not going to be going away anytime soon.
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### Author:  [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2010, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rex-ryan-and-wife-in-a-real-toe-jam/565123/17 "2010-12-23T04:23:16Z")
So when Ryan had his strength coach trip that Dolphins player, it was a sex thing?
> [@Oakminster](#):
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> Meh. Consensual kink. More power to them.
OK, yes, in the real world, you are correct. ESPN referred to this as the latest Jets scandal, and it’s really nothing of the kind. Nobody’s breaking any laws or even cheating on anyone. But that being said, you have to admit it’s a gift to anybody who wants to razz the Jets. Jets haters must be thrilled deep down in their Scholls.
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### Author:  [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2010, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rex-ryan-and-wife-in-a-real-toe-jam/565123/18 "2010-12-23T05:01:11Z")
> [@Marley23](#):
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> But that being said, you have to admit it’s a gift to anybody who wants to razz the Jets. Jets haters must be thrilled deep down in their Scholls.
That may be true, but assuming the Ryans did not out themselves, it is also an evil thing that’s been done to them. For months, maybe years, every talking head from Chris Berman to Howard Stern is going to be joking about their sex life. They’re humiliated before the world when they’ve harmed no one and done nothing wrong. That [del]socks[/del] sucks.
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### Author:  [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2010, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rex-ryan-and-wife-in-a-real-toe-jam/565123/19 "2010-12-23T05:05:45Z")
Perhaps. And it may feel like their private life was invaded. But if they were putting this information out there themselves and not considering that someone might be able to connect the dots, that way a bad decision. Assuming they cared about that in the first place.
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### Author:  [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)
#### Post date: [December 23, 2010, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rex-ryan-and-wife-in-a-real-toe-jam/565123/20 "2010-12-23T12:06:09Z")
> [@Marley23](#):
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> So when Ryan had his strength coach trip that Dolphins player, it was a sex thing?
That was a power trip.
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