Change “cars” to “vehicles” or “modes of transportation”, and it’s at least #4.
There is the part where he is a Kennedy. Of the Hyannisport Kennedies. He probably has bear handlers to do most of the icky part for him.
It’s a joke, Son.
What’s a joke? I was factually deecribing Kennedy’s account of how he found and dumped the carcass.
That’s what makes it funny.
(For some small values of the word “funny”).
As in “Thet boy’s a titch funny in the haid.”
I suppose it has a bit of a “steamed hams” vibe to it.
“A BLACK BEAR CUB?! IN THE MIDDLE OF CENTRAL PARK?! STABBED TO DEATH BY A HIT-AND-RUN BICYCLIST?!”
“Yes!”
“May I see it?”
“…No.”
ETA: Just to make sure I’m not whooshing myself, there are no bears in Central Park, right? Please say I’m right.
Now, I’m no expert, but I’m gonna say that particular bear cub was beyond rehabilitating.
Yes, Central Park is remarkably uncontaminated by bears.
Seriously. I saw the picture of RFK and the bear on Threads this morning and I didn’t want to share it here because I didn’t think there was any chance it could be real. I thought it was AI. How is this shit real life? If this was a TV show, I’d be turning it off for being too ridiculous. FFS, his zipper was down!
Depends on which kind of bear you’re talking about, I guess.
(As a woman, I appear to be one of few who would NOT choose the bear.)
It’s simply amazing that this guy and many other people think he is fit for office of The President of the United States.
This is one of those times when I wish we had a “like” button.
Has it been discussed that he wants to send people with drug problems to “wellness farms” to recover?
Somebody with the last name of trump is not going to like that.
Have we made the Beary Jo Koepechne joke yet?
Vance: “You can’t get weirder than me.”
RFK Jr: “Hold my bear.”
That sounds like something out of Phillip K. Dick.
Beat ya’ to it: