# RFSIMS (Random Funny Stuff I Must Share)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rfsims-random-funny-stuff-i-must-share/731500>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 16, 2015, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rfsims-random-funny-stuff-i-must-share/731500 "2015-09-16T19:13:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rfsims-random-funny-stuff-i-must-share/731500/1 "2015-09-16T19:13:13Z")

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My 75 year old mom has been visiting a friend in a convalescent home for the last few weeks while the friend rehabs from a fall. My mom talks to EVERYBODY, especially the “older folk” (her words) in the home. There is a woman there who, according to mom, appears to be in her 90’s and is always in a grumpy mood. The woman constantly complains about her “worthless husband”. The other day when mom greeted her with a “Good morning!” the old woman stopped her and asked sternly “Do you have a husband?” Mom replied “No, my husband died 2 years ago.” The old woman looked her right in the eyes and said “No wonder you’re so happy all the time.”  
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**Author:** ![Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cabin_fever_1/32/2908_2.png) [@Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabin_Fever_1)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rfsims-random-funny-stuff-i-must-share/731500/2 "2015-09-16T20:23:40Z")

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I am laughing out loud. You owe me a beer. 🙂

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rfsims-random-funny-stuff-i-must-share/731500/3 "2015-09-17T01:01:45Z")

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Real old folks \*do \*look at the world from a different place than the rest of us, that’s for sure.