# Rhinoceros & Weasel **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 9, 2005, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621 "2005-06-09T18:06:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/1 "2005-06-09T18:06:55Z")
Rhinoceros…rhinoceros rhinoceros rhinoc eros. Eros? Hmm…rhinoccccccccc erosssss. Rhinocerousrhinocerosrhinocerosrhinocerosrhinocerosrhinoceros … rhino ceros. Rhin ocer os. Rhin Oceros. Rhin OCEROS! RHINO ! ! ! ! ! and Weasel. Wheeeeeeea! sel. Weaselyweasel. Weaslingweasel. Weaselweaselweaselweasely weasel weasling weasels. Rhinocerosing weasel. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/2 "2005-06-09T18:32:48Z")
Hey barkeep? I’ll have what he’s having. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/3 "2005-06-09T18:38:12Z")
Umm, Friday’s tomorrow, dude. Getting a head start on the weekend? ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/4 "2005-06-09T18:59:28Z")
Heffalumps and woozles! ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/5 "2005-06-09T19:50:18Z")
Barkeep. baaaaaaaaaaaark - eep. BarkeepitykeepitykeepityBark eep. Bar keep. Barakeep-o. Barrakup, barrukeepito, brakeepimus maximus. Barra -a- keep. Barrrr kip. Weekend. Weeken. D. Whakend, wakend, weekned. Wheeeeeeee-kend. Week end. weekend. BwAeReK kEeEnPd – ouch! Thudlow Boink … boingboingboing boinK. Thud. Lowboink. Thuddly thuddly thuddly thuddlyyyyyyyyoboink! Thudalowaboinkus Buttocks! ---
**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/6 "2005-06-09T20:04:07Z")
Primo shit, man. XD ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/7 "2005-06-09T20:04:36Z")
Isn’t there a law against Pokemon posting on these message boards? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/8 "2005-06-09T20:10:39Z")
Ipso facto, et cetera et cetera . . . rex mundi et spiritus sancti. ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/9 "2005-06-09T20:13:38Z")
I don’t know about “rhinoceros”, but I’m right there with you on “weasel”, man. Funniest word in the English language. Weasel. Weeeeasel. Weaselweaselweaselweasel. “Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel.” ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/10 "2005-06-09T20:17:20Z")
> [@The Weird One](#): > > Ipso facto, et cetera et cetera . . . rex mundi et spiritus sancti. Vin gala sani ve lun dada sun scobelli, schun davi dun dala skin dalavundo : [anyone know the punchline?] ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/11 "2005-06-09T20:28:01Z")
Tui matris! ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/12 "2005-06-09T20:28:04Z")
Primo…primolio. Primooooprimo Primo pokemon spiritus sancti…Poke! e-mon! Poke primon spanktus sporti prankemon poke amen, pinkomen spiritus skanky LindyHopper, Hindi Lopper, handy looper, Cyndi Lauper. lil handlooper, Hickenlooper, lickendy hindenlauper et spiritus sancti et ceteras Rex ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/13 "2005-06-09T20:32:18Z")
Man, I seriously have no idea what’s going on, but you are _seriously_ cracking my shit up over here. Thanks for livening up a dull Thursday afternoon. ---
**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/14 "2005-06-09T20:34:20Z")
Pamplemousse. That’s all I have to say. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/15 "2005-06-09T20:35:21Z")
> [@FaerieBeth](#): > > Pamplemousse :eek: Say. No. MORE! ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/16 "2005-06-09T20:36:27Z")
> [@LindyHopper](#): > > I don’t know about “rhinoceros”, but I’m right there with you on “weasel”, man. Funniest word in the English language. > \ I beg to differ - underpants (and its variation, underoos) is the funniest word in the English language. It’s been scientifically proven. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/17 "2005-06-09T20:37:53Z")
Oooh, pamplemousse juice. ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/18 "2005-06-09T20:40:18Z")
> [@featherlou](#): > > I beg to differ - underpants (and its variation, underoos) is the funniest word in the English language. It’s been scientifically proven. Oh, come on. Say it with me, real drawn out. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeasel. Or try inserting the word in place of another word: [not funny]My computer at work totally froze up on me today. [funny]My weasel at work totally froze up on me today. [even funnier]My weasel at work totally weaselled up on me today. See? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/19 "2005-06-09T20:40:39Z")
Rectum… Rectum?.. Damn near killed 'im! ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/20 "2005-06-09T20:41:23Z")
Ok, I’ve run it past the suits, and they **love** it! _Rhinoceros & Weasel_ is exactly the kind of thing they’re looking for. They’re looking for 22 episodes right off the bat. We’ll be shopping it the Cartoon Network, Fox, the WB…all the animation biggies. A rhino and a weasel, travelling the country, getting into all sorts of wacky adventures and babbling a bunch of nonsense…how can it miss?? Hey, let’s do lunch! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621.md?page=2)