# Rhinoceros & Weasel **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 9, 2005, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621 "2005-06-09T18:06:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/21 "2005-06-09T20:43:04Z")
> [@featherlou](#): > > Oooh, pamplemousse juice. That sounds much more tasty than the “Yoda Soda” my three-year-old keeps shouting about. ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/22 "2005-06-09T20:46:13Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > Ok, I’ve run it past the suits, and they **love** it! _Rhinoceros & Weasel_ is exactly the kind of thing they’re looking for. They’re looking for 22 episodes right off the bat. We’ll be shopping it the Cartoon Network, Fox, the WB…all the animation biggies. > > A rhino and a weasel, travelling the country, getting into all sorts of wacky adventures and babbling a bunch of nonsense…how can it miss?? Hey, let’s do lunch! I dunno, man…a bit too close to [this](http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/ShowMainServlet/showid-8306/). ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/23 "2005-06-09T20:46:19Z")
Differ…differ. huh. DIFfffffffffffffffff er. Differ. Duffer. Differ duffi-defer. Diffident duffer identifier differ di-ffer Pamplemousse…doIdare? Pamplemousse. Pampas Mousse. Mama puss, limpmamousse palamp amoose, featherloudiffer pamplemous se’! “Bon jour, je sui pamplemousse? Chappeau du fromage dela del weasel! Weasel e vous!” Yoda. YO! duh! yodela du yo, da? ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/24 "2005-06-09T20:49:12Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > Ok, I’ve run it past the suits, and they **love** it! _Rhinoceros & Weasel_ is exactly the kind of thing they’re looking for. They’re looking for 22 episodes right off the bat. We’ll be shopping it the Cartoon Network, Fox, the WB…all the animation biggies. > > A rhino and a weasel, travelling the country, getting into all sorts of wacky adventures and babbling a bunch of nonsense…how can it miss?? Hey, let’s do lunch! I’ll have my people call your people and we’ll take a meeting with **Inigo**. Just between you and me, I hear he gives good meeting. ---
**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/25 "2005-06-09T20:52:30Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > I hear he gives good meeting. :eek: :eek: ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/26 "2005-06-09T21:00:47Z")
> [@](#): > > A rhino and a weasel, travelling the country, getting into all sorts of wacky adventures and babbling a bunch of nonsense Milk and Cheese: [When Dairy Products Goi Bad](http://www.middlemoon.com/sandra/m-c/). “We are irascible malcontents — capable of performing ANY dunderheaded act of idiocy — no matter HOW wrongheaded or injurious to others!” ---
**Author:** ![MagicEyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@MagicEyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicEyes)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/27 "2005-06-09T21:01:48Z")
> [@](#): > > Computer! Take me to the WEA-sels! Makes me laugh, every single time. Weasels are funny, that’s just the way it is. Weasel and Rhiocerous could be the next Moose and Squirrel. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/28 "2005-06-09T21:14:49Z")
Clothahump. Chlot humpa. Cloth ahump A cloth hump, hum pacl oth. Clothahumpa, humpty humpclathoh, clthu chluh hum. P Cheeeeeeeeezzzzze. Magic Cheeeeeeeze, Magic Eye cheeeez! Magic Cheeze, Magic Cheyes…Cheyescheyes magic thighs. (sighs) Cheeze cloth humpa meeting. Parley vous Franglaise du fromage? Oui, je sui omlette du Monde. Beignet si vous plait? Beignet ala meer! Cheeze chez clothahumpe spiritus sancti, ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/29 "2005-06-09T21:24:26Z")
> [@LindyHopper](#): > > Oh, come on. Say it with me, real drawn out. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeasel. Or try inserting the word in place of another word: > > [not funny]My computer at work totally froze up on me today. > > [funny]My weasel at work totally froze up on me today. > > [even funnier]My weasel at work totally weaselled up on me today. > > See? 😉 Okay - My underpants at work totally froze up on me today. My underpants at work totally underpantsed on me today. I told you, it’s scientifically proven, you big pamplemousse head. ---
**Author:** ![Try\_As\_I\_Might](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea666f/32.png) [@Try\_As\_I\_Might](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try_As_I_Might)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/30 "2005-06-09T21:30:58Z")
Tinny words, “tit! tit!” tiny words! Woody words. “Cahhhhribou!” woody, woody words! ---
**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/31 "2005-06-09T21:32:04Z")
My pamplemousse totally pamplemoussed on me today. Nah…that’s just not funny. That weasel’s underpants were totally pamplemoussed. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/32 "2005-06-09T21:40:59Z")
o/` All around the mulberry bush rhinoceros and weasel. Rhinoceros tripped over his feet… SPLOT! goes the weasel… o/` ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/33 "2005-06-09T21:53:16Z")
I used to transcribe medical reports to help pay the rent. There were times when I had to stop the tape I was laughing so hard at some of the diagnoses. I maintain hemorrhoid is still the funniest word in the English language. Then there’s Buphthalmia. Vicious cicatrix. Fistula always made me laugh so hard I cried. Yes, I’m childish. So stipulated. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/34 "2005-06-09T21:55:36Z")
> [@Maureen](#): > > So stipulated. They have a pill for that now, ya know… ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2005, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/35 "2005-06-09T23:45:04Z")
Weasel weasel bo beasel Bonana fana fo feasel Fee fi mo measel Weasel! ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/36 "2005-06-10T00:05:19Z")
[Michael Dorn] I AM _WEASEL_![/Michael Dorn] ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/37 "2005-06-10T00:16:32Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > o/` All around the mulberry bush > rhinoceros and weasel. > Rhinoceros tripped over his feet… > > SPLOT! goes the weasel… o/` ::Wild Applause:: 😃😃 “I’m a lone rhinoceros there ain’t one hell of a lots of us left in this world I know the zoos protect my species they give me food, collect my feces” - Adrian Belew ---
**Author:** ![MagicEyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@MagicEyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicEyes)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/38 "2005-06-10T01:40:16Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > magic thighs. (sighs) You got that right! 😃 Maybe I should change my user name. “Weasel underpants” is one of the funniest phrases in the English language. I have to find reasons to use that in conversations way more often. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/39 "2005-06-10T02:17:02Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > [Michael Dorn] I AM _WEASEL_![/Michael Dorn] You are _not_ Weasel! ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/40 "2005-06-10T04:16:02Z")
> [@FaerieBeth](#): > > \That weasel’s underpants were totally pamplemoussed. I am going to use THAT in conversation. Think people will notice? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621.md?page=3)