# Rhinoceros & Weasel **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 9, 2005, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621 "2005-06-09T18:06:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/41 "2005-06-10T04:38:29Z")
Rhinos rhinos rhinos rhinos rhinos rhinos rhinos rhinos rhinos rhinos rhinos rhinos Weasel weasel Rhinos rhinos rhinos rhinos rhinos rhinos rhinos rhinos rhinos rhinos rhinos rhinos Weasel weasel Aagh! DUCK! A DUCK! OOOH, IT’S A DUCK! ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/42 "2005-06-10T04:45:52Z")
Where can you see rhinos? Right here in Kenya! You can see rhinos only in Kenya! Where can you see weasels? Only in Kenya! We’ve got weasels only in Kenya! Forget Norway! ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/43 "2005-06-10T05:17:05Z")
whoah…I need to back off on the Prozac…I wonder how I did at work today? ! ---
**Author:** ![Madd\_Maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Madd\_Maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madd_Maxx)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/44 "2005-06-10T12:42:34Z")
My oldest daughters nickname is “Weasel” or “Tiny Weasel.” I wonder if the other one would mind being called rhino? ---
**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/45 "2005-06-10T12:50:53Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > whoah…I need to back off on the Prozac…I wonder how I did at work today? ! Well, if it’s anything like what you did here, you probably don’t have a job to go back to. Unless, of course, you’re writing cartoons. Then I think you did okay. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/46 "2005-06-10T13:33:18Z")
I just sent a letter to the bookkeeping department. Bookkeeping. It always looks like it’s stuttering. Bbookkeeppiinngg. Bokeping. ---
**Author:** ![MagicEyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@MagicEyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicEyes)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/47 "2005-06-10T13:34:52Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > whoah…I need to back off on the Prozac…I wonder how I did at work today? ! No, keep on taking the Prozac! More Prozac! This is fun! Maybe next we can do elephants and underpants. And ducks and monkeys. ---
**Author:** ![caveman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/caveman/32/7242_2.png) [@caveman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caveman)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/48 "2005-06-10T15:18:09Z")
mushroom, mushroom! ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/49 "2005-06-10T15:51:28Z")
Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, SNAKE! ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/50 "2005-06-10T15:58:39Z")
> [@The Weird One](#): > > I just sent a letter to the bookkeeping department. > > Bookkeeping. It always looks like it’s stuttering. Bbookkeeppiinngg. Bokeping. So that was to the bookkeeping committee? ccoommiittee comite comité je ne suis pas une comité commiitteeeeee ee weasel wweezzeell :: sspplloott :: I’m going to the eeyyee ddooccttoorr tomorrow. moossee ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/51 "2005-06-10T16:05:07Z")
What is the difference between a stoat and a weasel? RHINOCEROS ---
**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/52 "2005-06-10T16:16:32Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > moossee No, no, no… It’s _pample_mousse. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/53 "2005-06-10T16:18:21Z")
That was no weasel. That was my rhinoceros! Take my stoat, please! So I said to him, “Funny…you don’t LOOK musteline…” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/54 "2005-06-10T16:21:03Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > Take my stoat, please! [HS]Yoink![/hs] Pretty stoaty. I will call him Pampelmousse. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/55 "2005-06-10T16:49:27Z")
"… and then he said it was irrelevant. But it wasn’t irrelevant, it was A Hippopotamus!" ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/56 "2005-06-10T17:26:43Z")
> [@FaerieBeth](#): > > No, no, no… It’s _pample_mousse. purplemoose pimplemice simplenice prong samplerice vampynice campydice… …prong. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/57 "2005-06-10T17:30:19Z")
Prong…sprong…sarong…belong…so very, very wrong. So long! ---
**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/58 "2005-06-10T18:00:42Z")
> [@sunspace](#): > > purplemoose pimplemice simplenice prong > > samplerice vampynice campydice… Incidentally, pamplemousse can be anagrammed to… Me seal mops up. Yaaarrrr! Swab the deck you slimy penguin cruncher! ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/59 "2005-06-10T18:01:51Z")
You all are so very, very strange. _sprouts purple wings with orange spots and flies away_ ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/60 "2005-06-10T18:04:26Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > You all are so very, very strange. > > _sprouts purple wings with orange spots and flies away_ :: innocent look :: Who, us? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621.md?page=4)