# Rhinoceros & Weasel **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 9, 2005, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621 "2005-06-09T18:06:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/61 "2005-06-10T18:09:50Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > purplemoose pimplemice simplenice prong > > samplerice vampynice campydice… > > …prong. \*\* Kisses **Sunspace** on the teeth \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hoodoo\_Ulove](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/58956e/32.png) [@Hoodoo\_Ulove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoodoo_Ulove)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/62 "2005-06-10T18:22:06Z")
pamplemousse paddlemoose padpomoos padposmoot padposcoot padpostcount ---
**Author:** ![Indyellen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/indyellen/32/4176_2.png) [@Indyellen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indyellen)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/63 "2005-06-10T20:17:42Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, SNAKE! Potter, Potter, Potter, Potter, Potter, Potter, Potter… Weasley, Weasley SNAPE! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/64 "2005-06-10T20:22:54Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > moossee A moose once bit my sister… Mind you, moose bites can be pretti nasti… ---
**Author:** ![Indyellen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/indyellen/32/4176_2.png) [@Indyellen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indyellen)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/65 "2005-06-10T20:59:08Z")
[singing] “Moose, moose, I like a moose, I’ve never had anything quite like a moose…” [/singing] ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/66 "2005-06-10T21:24:36Z")
Moose, moose, glorious moose, nothing quite like it for keeping us loose, so weasel my easel, and act like Vin Diesel, or else we shall easl-y hang from a noose. ---
**Author:** ![Indyellen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/indyellen/32/4176_2.png) [@Indyellen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indyellen)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/67 "2005-06-10T21:40:11Z")
> [@Bippy the Beardless](#): > > Moose, moose, glorious moose, > nothing quite like it for keeping us loose, > so weasel my easel, and act like Vin Diesel, > or else we shall easl-y hang from a noose. :eek: ::stunned applause:: Wow, Bippy, a new verse. Damned impressive. Can I have your weasel? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/68 "2005-06-10T21:42:16Z")
_raises hand to claim video rights_ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/69 "2005-06-10T22:36:07Z")
> [@Hoodoo Ulove](#): > > pamplemousse paddlemoose padpomoos padposmoot padposcoot padpostcount Really, Sir, I have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about. None whatsoever. Kindly cease your insidious accusations. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/70 "2005-06-10T23:40:46Z")
> [@Indyellen](#): > > ::stunned applause:: > > Wow, Bippy, a new verse. Damned impressive. > > Can I have your weasel? Must _everything_ turn into a flirt thread? Why, yes. Yes it must. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/71 "2005-06-10T23:43:30Z")
**Bippy** , was the the Hippopotamus song weaselified? I think it was. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2005, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/72 "2005-06-11T00:13:55Z")
Mud, mud, glorious mud indeed weaseled into my brain with a little ‘shizzle my nizzle’ and Effexor/Lexapro drug interaction. Rhinocerosersaurus Attacks ! ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2005, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/73 "2005-06-11T01:44:19Z")
Who rolls down stairs breaks tables and chairs and makes a fuss at the zoo? He mostly eats grass and has a huge ass everyone knows it’s rhino! It’s rhino, it’s rhino the horny one everyone likes it’s rhino, it’s rhino you’ll never see them riding bikes. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2005, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/74 "2005-06-11T01:59:18Z")
Everyone loves a rhino… Everyone loves a rhino… ---
**Author:** ![MisterThyristor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecccb3/32.png) [@MisterThyristor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MisterThyristor)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2005, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/75 "2005-06-11T09:49:09Z")
And nobody’s quoted Mason Williams yet? Them Moose Goosers (parts snipped for copyright purposes) Look at Them Moose Goosers, Ain’t they dumb? Some use an umbrella, Some use a thumb. Them obtuse Moose Goosers, Sneakin’ through the woods, Pokin’ them snoozy moose In they goods. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2005, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/76 "2005-06-11T19:09:03Z")
I’m a lookin’ for the weasel who used to drive a diesel ‘til the rabbits ate his brain _whistly line here_ and I’m tryin’ to find the rhino where he’s gone to, hell if I know so my search is all in vain. ---
**Author:** ![Indyellen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/indyellen/32/4176_2.png) [@Indyellen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indyellen)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2005, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/77 "2005-06-11T23:10:52Z")
There’s a Polar Bear in our Frigidare– He likes it 'cause it’s cold in there. [snip for copywrite purposes] And it gives me a scare To know he’s in there– That Polary Bear In our Fridgitydaire. Shel Silverstein was a GENIUS! ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2005, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/78 "2005-06-12T17:57:08Z")
Rhino: Does shit stick to your fur? Weasel: No. :Rhino wipes ass with the weasel : Rhino: Thanks! It cost $20 to see the rest of my act. It costs $100 to _not_ see the rest of my act. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2005, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/79 "2005-06-13T02:20:24Z")
Did you know that weasels can kill you? A guy I knew was walking down the train tracks, and didn’t get out of the way when he heard the weasel! ---
**Author:** ![Indyellen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/indyellen/32/4176_2.png) [@Indyellen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indyellen)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2005, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/80 "2005-06-13T16:13:10Z")
My daughter commented this weekend that **pizza** is one of the funniest words to say. So, everybody, PIIIIIZZZZZAAAA! Pizza pizza pizza pizza! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621.md?page=5)