# Rhinoceros & Weasel **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 9, 2005, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621 "2005-06-09T18:06:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2011, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/81 "2011-01-12T19:30:13Z")
Did _everyone_ forget their antipsychotic medication this morning? ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2011, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/82 "2011-01-12T19:32:20Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > Did _everyone_ forget their antipsychotic medication this morning? No, we all forgot it five years ago. ZOMBIE RHINOCEROS! BOO! ETA: I saw this thread in my User Control Panel and wondered “WTF?” because I did not remember posting to it. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2011, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/83 "2011-01-12T19:35:44Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > Did _everyone_ forget their antipsychotic medication this morning? You’re the one who woke the looney bin. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2011, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/84 "2011-01-12T19:41:13Z")
> [@runner pat](#): > > You’re the one who woke the looney bin. You mean, “Canadians”. And that’s spelled “loonie”. With the dollar at par, who knows where we’ll end up? :: giggle :: ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2011, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/85 "2011-01-12T19:42:04Z")
ME?? I took my meds, and I haven’t been poking anyone with my pointy stick. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2011, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/86 "2011-01-12T19:46:34Z")
What timing. Not ten minutes ago, I stuffed one of The Littlest Briston’s Barbies into the mouth of her favorite stuffed rhinoceros. I expect her to come stomping into my office to give me a gleeful admonition against such things any minute now. I’ll try and weasel out of it, though. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2018, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/87 "2018-09-14T20:50:52Z")
Is it narcissistic that I come back to this thread every 3-4 years and still am simultaneously amused & horrified at what I was? For better or worse I just lack the capacity to unhinge quite like I did back then. But damn, that’s some funny nuts. ---
**Author:** ![Hopeful\_Crow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/da6949/32.png) [@Hopeful\_Crow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hopeful_Crow)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2018, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/88 "2018-09-14T22:12:12Z")
After many years of not doing so, I thought of the Badger Badger Badger song just yesterday, fondly remembering that there was once a thread about it here. It was one of the very first ones I’d read here and helped get me hooked to the Dope. Seriousness and sentimentality aside, here’s my contribution: Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! Moose! Moose! Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! Natasha, Natasha! Ohhh, Natasha! ---
**Author:** ![Hopeful\_Crow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/da6949/32.png) [@Hopeful\_Crow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hopeful_Crow)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2018, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/89 "2018-09-14T22:17:48Z")
Also, [Mr. Rhino.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOvIot-i6rY) (Skip the darned ad as soon as you can.) ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2018, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/90 "2018-09-14T23:00:00Z")
Doggerel. Caterwaul. Catteraugus. Dogrrrl. Monggrrrrrll. Cheeese monger, Gromit! Vicious viscous fish mongery. Pamplona moose. Running of the Pamplonamooses! ---
**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8dc957/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2018, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621/91 "2018-09-14T23:03:23Z")
When asked if I can speak Rhinoceros, I say, “Of courseros, can’t you?” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhinoceros-weasel/307621.md?page=4)