# Rhyming Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 16, 2018, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727 "2018-08-16T13:51:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2018, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/181 "2018-12-18T16:56:35Z")
Through my hourglass I realize that I’m late For my shower class ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2018, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/182 "2018-12-19T14:24:29Z")
I realize that I somehow never did read The Cat In The Hat ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2018, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/183 "2018-12-20T13:52:07Z")
Never did I read Lyrics like “I just want to Make some eardrums bleed”. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2018, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/184 "2018-12-20T14:18:22Z")
Lyrics like “I just want to have fun” are really Not considered best. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2018, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/185 "2018-12-21T07:15:01Z")
Have fun to really Keep a balance in your life. All work is silly. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2018, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/186 "2018-12-21T14:38:12Z")
Keep a balance in Your relationship with God. Holiness, not sin. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2018, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/187 "2018-12-22T06:52:38Z")
God, relationships Are best long-term. I thank my Partner, my parents. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2018, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/188 "2018-12-22T13:55:36Z")
I thank my long term Investments for keeping me From dining on worms. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2018, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/189 "2018-12-22T15:09:34Z")
Investments for me Mean keeping on living well And quite happily. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2018, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/190 "2018-12-23T05:05:45Z")
Mean living: keeping Everyone on edge, if not Cursing, then weeping. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2018, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/191 "2018-12-24T14:35:09Z")
Every one, if not Feeling way too freezing cold May be feeling hot ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2018, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/192 "2018-12-25T17:40:43Z")
Feeling freezing cold, You sit in the snow, out of Breath, wheezing and old. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2018, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/193 "2018-12-26T14:14:12Z")
You sit in the snow The back of your pants is wet That’s not snow, you know. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2018, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/194 "2018-12-28T04:25:56Z")
Your wet pants are back. They ran faster than you. And They shine like shellac. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2018, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/195 "2018-12-28T06:08:04Z")
They ran faster than A paparazzi seeing a Blond wig in a van. ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2019, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/196 "2019-01-03T07:14:23Z")
Paparazzi seeing A star behind a dumpster— Is that guy peeing? ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2019, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/197 "2019-01-03T13:32:41Z")
Behind a dumpster Is a guy setting it on Fire. Call him Trumpster. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2019, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/198 "2019-01-03T14:43:04Z")
Is setting it on Fire worth more to you than Us getting it on? ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2019, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/199 "2019-01-08T02:53:56Z")
To you fire’s worth more Than three hundred fifty, the Price to hire Burt Ward. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2019, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/200 "2019-01-08T14:56:23Z")
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