# Rhyming Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 16, 2018, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727 "2018-08-16T13:51:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/201 "2019-01-09T21:35:35Z")
a one bedroom house But there is not room for my rhino, horse, and mouse ---
**Author:** ![MrKnowItAll](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrknowitall/32/87_2.png) [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2019, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/202 "2019-01-09T23:12:36Z")
But there is not room For you necrophiliacs. Get out of my tomb! ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2019, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/203 "2019-01-12T06:05:58Z")
Necrophiliacs Use lots of cologne but not For what it attracts. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2019, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/204 "2019-01-12T14:36:22Z")
Use lots of cologne Here is one that’s guaranteed To make your love moan. ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2019, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/205 "2019-01-13T02:25:30Z")
One that’s guaranteed! Have you heard of cannabis? Perhaps a wee weed? ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2019, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/206 "2019-01-13T06:20:29Z")
You have cannabis? Let’s meet. I think that we’re all bozos on this bus. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2019, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/207 "2019-01-15T14:38:12Z")
I think that we’re all Not going to Heaven, and Headed for a fall. ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2019, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/208 "2019-01-21T03:17:00Z")
Not going to heaven Is no big deal. On my must- See list, it’s eleven. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2019, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/209 "2019-01-22T15:08:34Z")
No big deal on my Scale of pain, it rates a one I didn’t even cry. ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2019, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/210 "2019-01-22T22:38:45Z")
> [@Darkon](#): > > Not going to heaven > Is no big deal. On my must- > See list, it’s **eleven**. Oops, eleven rhymes nicely but has too many syllables. Just pretend it’s seven. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2019, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/211 "2019-01-23T15:33:37Z")
Scale of pain: a one Needles and leather and rope Our fun has begun ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2019, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/212 "2019-01-24T15:58:25Z")
Needles and leather Should work at keeping this old Rare book together. ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2019, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/213 "2019-01-27T09:48:20Z")
Work at keeping this Rhyming haiku thread going so I can take a piss. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2019, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/214 "2019-01-28T02:33:11Z")
Rhyming haiku thread Keeps your numbers honest and Proves poetic cred. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2019, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/215 "2019-01-28T06:55:23Z")
Proves poetic cred ain’t enough to say that what just needs to be said. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2019, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/216 "2019-01-28T13:27:12Z")
Ain’t enough to say Make rhyme from the middle line? You go your own way. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2019, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/217 "2019-01-28T14:48:19Z")
From the middle line I count my check out items I have only nine. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2019, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/218 "2019-02-03T05:58:07Z")
This is my check out: I’ll rest in peace if I find A nice cool hangout. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2019, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/219 "2019-02-04T14:54:33Z")
I will rest in piece When the Trump presidency Is no longer—cease! ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2019, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/220 "2019-02-05T07:17:38Z")
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