# Rhyming Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 16, 2018, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727 "2018-08-16T13:51:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2019, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/221 "2019-02-07T15:08:19Z")
One day seemed as like The day before and after The plant is on strike. ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2019, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/222 "2019-02-19T05:46:30Z")
Before and afta Trump screws with trade agreements We’ll have NAFTA ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2019, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/223 "2019-02-19T06:40:58Z")
Agreements screws Trump who’s afraid of things that can go bumpity bump. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2019, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/224 "2019-02-19T14:31:19Z")
Afraid of things that Can bite, scratch, and go meow Do not get a cat. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2019, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/225 "2019-02-20T06:04:37Z")
Can bite scratch and go On to the next level of “terrify your beau.” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2019, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/226 "2019-02-20T16:19:26Z")
To the next level Of the Circles of Hell where I met the devil ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2019, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/227 "2019-02-20T17:39:33Z")
the Circles of Hell Which one will house Donald Trump? Satan will not tell ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2019, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/228 "2019-02-25T02:29:02Z")
Which one will house Trump? A prison, a gulag, or A donkey’s fat rump? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2019, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/229 "2019-02-25T14:16:00Z")
Prison, gulag or Cuckoo’s nest. No difference You’re locked up, for sure. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2019, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/230 "2019-02-28T07:47:21Z")
Cuckoo’s nest: no diff From the seats of congress. Build A wall there. Terrif. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2019, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/231 "2019-02-28T14:11:21Z")
The seats of congress Oh, the asses who sit there Will make the wrong guess. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2019, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/232 "2019-03-05T11:33:12Z")
Asses who sit there Tear their hair while watching bears In the grass shit there. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2019, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/233 "2019-03-05T15:04:04Z")
Tear their hair watching Their little girls playing games Sidewalk hopscotching ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2019, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/234 "2019-03-08T04:06:51Z")
There, little girls play giggle, swoon and laugh a dance greater than ballet. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2019, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/235 "2019-03-09T20:20:48Z")
Giggle, laugh and swoon While you dance by the light of the silvery moon. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2019, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/236 "2019-03-16T13:35:08Z")
When you dance by light Sing that song: “Revved up like a _(Something something)_ night”. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2019, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/237 "2019-03-16T14:07:15Z")
Sing that song revved up Give the microphone your all. Win the first prize cup. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2019, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/238 "2019-03-16T23:18:22Z")
Give the microphone Two turn tables. Not one. Not Three. Two. Got it, Holmes? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2019, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/239 "2019-03-18T17:00:25Z")
Not two turn tables All songs are now in the cloud And joined by cables ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2019, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/240 "2019-03-18T17:02:49Z")
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