# Rhyming Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 16, 2018, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727 "2018-08-16T13:51:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2019, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/241 "2019-03-19T04:52:32Z")
Use headphones when you are listening to others who don’t have a clue. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2019, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/242 "2019-03-20T03:57:57Z")
Others listening To hot gossip squee while their Ears are glistening. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2019, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/243 "2019-03-23T14:40:57Z")
“Don’t tease the monkey. We don’t allow your type here Aren’t you a junkie?” ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2019, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/244 "2019-03-24T01:47:14Z")
We don’t allow your Morbid stories. They scare the Kids and adults bore. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2019, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/245 "2019-03-26T16:47:12Z")
Morbid stories: they are sad but remind us of good in life today. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2019, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/246 "2019-03-26T17:01:09Z")
But remind us of Riding public vehicles Start of our bus love. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2019, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/247 "2019-03-29T02:10:24Z")
Public vehicles Sometimes stall in cold weather And get icicles. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2019, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/248 "2019-03-29T13:45:17Z")
Stall in cold weather I don’t like February April is better ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2019, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/249 "2019-04-02T05:46:48Z")
Like February, March was meh. Now floods will fill the tributaries. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2019, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/250 "2019-04-02T13:47:42Z")
Now March floods will fill And flood all of our rivers Though I like spring, still. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2019, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/251 "2019-04-03T01:47:51Z")
All our rivers flood, Drench the land, receed and leave What they have brought: Mud. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2019, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/252 "2019-04-03T06:09:45Z")
Drench, recede, and leave just like Sheila did summer last. I got ho-heave. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2019, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/253 "2019-04-03T13:32:12Z")
Shelia did Summer A bad lesbian porn flick Is a real bummer. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2019, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/254 "2019-04-03T14:18:12Z")
Bad lesbian porn I’m excited to watch it And then I’m forlorn ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2019, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/255 "2019-04-04T17:13:54Z")
I’m excited to Win twenty million dollars Then, what would you do? ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2019, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/256 "2019-04-06T16:43:48Z")
Win twenty dollars Put a down payment on gold Plated dog collars. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2019, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/257 "2019-04-11T05:46:14Z")
The Gold Down Put-On: Worst porn movie ever. No patron got wood-on. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2019, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/258 "2019-04-11T13:23:57Z")
Porn movie ever Help you get laid? I bet the Answer is “Never.” ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2019, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/259 "2019-04-13T05:16:26Z")
I bet you get laid said the teen to a mother of ten. She’s dismayed. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2019, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/260 "2019-04-13T14:29:47Z")
Teen to a mother In two years. And the father is her stepbrother. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727.md?page=14)