# Rhyming Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 16, 2018, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727 "2018-08-16T13:51:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2019, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/261 "2019-04-13T18:14:52Z")
And the father will Treat his kids to movie thrills, Such as Jack & Jill. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/262 "2019-04-22T03:41:20Z")
Kids treat movie thrills - explosions and car crashes- like so many pills. ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/263 "2019-04-22T09:15:47Z")
Explosions, crashes Make me terribly nauseous In spurts and flashes. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2019, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/264 "2019-04-22T13:06:54Z")
Terribly nauseous I have just thrown up enough For the four of us. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2019, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/265 "2019-05-01T06:31:36Z")
I throw up enough To turn my insides out. A new costume. Real rough. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2019, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/266 "2019-05-14T19:26:20Z")
Turn my insides out It’s a gruesome sight, no doubt Entrails slide about ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2019, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/267 "2019-05-14T22:25:37Z")
A gruesome sight is An MRI showing di- verticulitis. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2019, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/268 "2019-05-26T05:55:44Z")
An MRI show was highlight contraband at the underground show. ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2019, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/269 "2019-05-26T15:37:50Z")
Highlight contraband, Twenty forged signatures in The palm of my hand. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2019, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/270 "2019-05-28T16:07:44Z")
forged signatures in Boss of the Year ballot box Might get you a win ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2019, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/271 "2019-05-28T16:18:50Z")
The Boss of the Year Held monthly tavern raffles And gave away beer. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2019, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/272 "2019-05-28T16:25:25Z")
Held monthly raffles Giving away cheap prizes The reason baffles. ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2019, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/273 "2019-05-29T16:17:46Z")
I won cheap prizes By playing cheap games guessing Dollar Store sizes. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2019, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/274 "2019-05-30T14:10:44Z")
Playing guessing games Makes the cops go ballistic By not naming names. ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2019, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/275 "2019-05-30T16:19:11Z")
Cops go ballistic When they meet witnesses who Are solipsistic. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2019, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/276 "2019-06-02T04:02:04Z")
Witnesses meet to Decide who did what and then Who did it to who. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2019, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/277 "2019-06-02T16:45:32Z")
Who did what and then Tell them do it again and They’ll get five-to-ten. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2019, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/278 "2019-06-19T05:49:28Z")
Tell them to do it And sure as hell you can bet That they don’t do it. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2019, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/279 "2019-06-19T17:21:19Z")
Sure as hell you can Give your triplets the names of Lill, Nancy and Dan ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2019, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/280 "2019-06-19T19:01:04Z")
Giving triplets names So identifiable Since they look the same. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727.md?page=15)