# Rhyming Haiku Madness

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 16, 2018, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727 "2018-08-16T13:51:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
**Page:** 15

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2019, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/281 "2019-06-20T13:48:07Z")

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So identified.  
He’s the one who killed them all  
Furthermore–he lied!

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**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2019, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/282 "2019-06-20T14:32:26Z")

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He who killed them all  
Wrote _If I Did It_ as far  
As I can recall.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2019, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/283 "2019-06-20T16:41:43Z")

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Wrote If I Did It  
OJ, time to go away  
Put a lid on it!

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**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2019, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/284 "2019-06-20T23:35:00Z")

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Time to go away,  
I am leaving forever,  
Flouncing so they say.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2019, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/285 "2019-06-22T14:15:40Z")

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Leaving forever  
On a big jet airliner  
My last endeavor.

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2019, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/286 "2019-06-23T04:05:53Z")

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A big jet airline  
Squeezed in so tight I confused  
My brow and hairline.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2019, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/287 "2019-06-23T16:55:21Z")

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so tight I confused  
Drano Liquid Drain Cleaner  
And a fifth of booze.

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**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2019, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/288 "2019-06-23T17:12:20Z")

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Liquid drain cleaner  
That looks just like Mountain Dew  
Makes my sink greener.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2019, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/289 "2019-06-24T20:21:13Z")

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Looks like Mountain Dew  
But it’s just a cheap knock off  
That makes me say “ew”

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**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2019, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/290 "2019-06-24T20:58:31Z")

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But a cheap knock off  
Mold did enrage the king, so  
He knocked its block off.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2019, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/291 "2019-06-25T13:22:18Z")

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Enrage the king, so  
“Off with his head” he proclaimed.  
Now his ears hang low.

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