# Rhyming Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 16, 2018, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727 "2018-08-16T13:51:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/41 "2018-09-10T08:56:31Z")
Rested drillers cause Underdreaming mnemonics Bold temptress, she awes ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/42 "2018-09-10T13:04:17Z")
Dreaming mnemonics Caused me to recall school days When I took phonics ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/43 "2018-09-10T13:16:10Z")
To recall school days I have to smoke some good weed Then it’s all a haze. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/44 "2018-09-10T15:17:19Z")
to smoke some good weed The goal of many stoners It’s high praise indeed ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2018, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/45 "2018-09-10T15:24:17Z")
The goal of stoners Seems impossible. Do drugs And have good boners. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2018, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/46 "2018-09-13T13:49:04Z")
Impossible drugs Have no side effects at all: Warm and safe as hugs. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2018, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/47 "2018-09-15T22:05:10Z")
[Estrangement effect](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Distancing_effect) Was often in the plays of Eugen Bertolt Brecht. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/48 "2018-09-17T05:32:32Z")
Don Was produced played And sang on Was (Not Was) Many more were made. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/49 "2018-09-17T13:53:30Z")
And sang on Not Was A really, really good song That was the real buzz. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/50 "2018-09-17T20:32:42Z")
A really good song Has music and rhythm and Words that just belong. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2018, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/51 "2018-09-17T20:37:51Z")
music and rhythm When he has a bit of both She will dance with him ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2018, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/52 "2018-09-18T13:09:58Z")
When he has a bit Of whisky, beer and good wine. You will both get lit. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2018, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/53 "2018-09-20T16:04:50Z")
Whisky, beer, and wine Drinking all will be trouble Drinking one is fine ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2018, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/54 "2018-09-21T10:59:09Z")
All will be trouble Until the impeachment’s done Then it may double. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2018, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/55 "2018-09-22T14:09:52Z")
When peach cobbler’s done, Stand and raise high your boom box Lloyd Dobler, my son. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2018, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/56 "2018-09-22T14:11:53Z")
Raise high your boom box It’s time to let the world know Booming music ROCKS! ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2018, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/57 "2018-09-23T01:14:21Z")
It’s time the world knows, Beef in a blender renders Some sloppy whirled Joes. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2018, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/58 "2018-09-24T02:10:09Z")
Biff Render swung out the door to the shed and saw a ghost. Ooh, he’d shout. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2018, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/59 "2018-09-24T15:47:51Z")
FYI Boson, we’re taking 5 syllables from the middle line of the previous post and building a rhyming haiku from that. To the shed and saw A duck, a mouse, my dog, and A bucket of slaw ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2018, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/60 "2018-09-25T12:54:42Z")
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