# Rhyming Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 16, 2018, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727 "2018-08-16T13:51:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2018, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/61 "2018-09-25T14:43:35Z")
Raised his hybrid chimera female, lion, goat, serpent Who played the lyre. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2018, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/62 "2018-09-25T15:34:45Z")
Female lion, goat A horse, lemur, a cougar A mouse and a stoat ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2018, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/63 "2018-09-25T15:50:22Z")
Lemur, a cougar Wants to get jiggy with you. So be her sugar. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/64 "2018-09-26T03:27:53Z")
Want to get jiggy With a pantless short bald guy? Here he is: Ziggy. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2018, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/65 "2018-09-27T13:31:59Z")
Pantless short bald guy And yet I am stalking him. I just don’t know why. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2018, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/66 "2018-10-05T12:42:10Z")
Stalking yeti yet Found just a shaggy sweater On Toni Collette ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2018, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/67 "2018-10-05T13:34:52Z")
A shaggy sweater Thatstinks like Snopp Doggy Dog When it gets wetter. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/68 "2018-10-05T18:47:45Z")
Histay isn’tyay Ifficultday usingyay Igpay Atinlay ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2018, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/69 "2018-10-05T19:27:32Z")
Fuck, fuck, fuck this pain Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck this weather Fuck, fuck, fuck this rain ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2018, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/70 "2018-10-05T19:43:16Z")
Elephantitis Hepatitis, bursitis- They vex and spite us ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2018, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/71 "2018-10-05T20:16:01Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > A shaggy sweater > Thatstinks like Snopp Doggy Dog > When it gets wetter. Sorry, just stretching my haiku muscles-on with the show: That stinks like a dog That went out in the night and Ingested a frog ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2018, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/72 "2018-10-06T17:30:07Z")
Went out in the night Saw the Star Spangled Banner By dawn’s early light. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2018, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/73 "2018-10-06T20:04:39Z")
Banner, star spangled, Gets green and morphs into Hulk, And Hulk car mangled. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2018, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/74 "2018-10-09T13:19:15Z")
Gets green into Hulk Hulk love enormous salads He eats them for bulk. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2018, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/75 "2018-10-09T14:44:39Z")
nm ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2018, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/76 "2018-10-09T14:57:20Z")
Love enormous Hulk When he smashes and bashes But when bored-he sulks ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2018, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/77 "2018-10-09T15:14:36Z")
Smashes and bashes Hulk’s going to punch Thanos And his ship crashes ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2018, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/78 "2018-10-09T20:10:32Z")
Hulk’s going to punch President Donald Trump’s ass And then eat his lunch. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2018, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/79 "2018-10-10T13:01:55Z")
Hulk punch President, Then sleep. Must brush first. Arghhh!! Hulk Out of Pepsodent!! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2018, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/80 "2018-10-10T13:16:34Z")
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