# Rhyming Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 16, 2018, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727 "2018-08-16T13:51:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2018, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/81 "2018-10-11T05:42:23Z")
Prison is real bad For keeping hair and nails right And the shoes ain’t rad. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2018, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/82 "2018-10-11T13:16:31Z")
Keeping hair and nails Looking good on cadavers Whoopi never fails. (Whoopi Goldberg used to do make-up on corpses). ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2018, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/83 "2018-10-12T04:13:25Z")
Cadavers look good. See Keith Richards play guitar Like a dead man should. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2018, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/84 "2018-10-12T13:08:07Z")
See Keith Richards play. See Keith Richards with a whore. See Keith Richards pay. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2018, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/85 "2018-10-13T14:45:02Z")
Keith was a hoary Bat. He was killed by a wind Mill. End of story. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2018, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/86 "2018-10-13T16:54:44Z")
He was killed by wind. A tornado brought him down Death to those who sinned. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2018, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/87 "2018-10-14T03:01:44Z")
A down tornado Swirls through the pillow plant with An open window. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2018, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/88 "2018-10-15T13:15:36Z")
Swirls through the pillow After I finish making Sweet love to Willow. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2018, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/89 "2018-10-15T18:54:48Z")
I finish making All of these tasty cookies I’m masterbaking ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2018, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/90 "2018-10-15T19:45:14Z")
These tasty cookies Are hands off! I’m giving them To master Wookies. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2018, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/91 "2018-10-16T02:04:15Z")
Hands are giving _Off!_ And spreading it all over. Turn my head and cough. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2018, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/92 "2018-10-16T13:16:23Z")
And spreading it all Over Boston and suburbs Hear Paul Revere’s call. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2018, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/93 "2018-10-19T02:03:33Z")
Boston and the 'burbs Nedham, Dedham and Gotham Mmm ham. Pig candy. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2018, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/94 "2018-10-19T04:02:34Z")
> [@Oly](#): > > Boston and the 'burbs > Nedham, Dedham and Gotham > Mmm ham. Pig candy. Last line should be: Mmm, ham with fresh herbs. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2018, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/95 "2018-10-20T17:39:40Z")
Nedham and Dedham Do not compare to Gotham por those on the lam. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2018, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/96 "2018-10-21T17:59:51Z")
Do not compare to Chainmail what one may very Easily tear through. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2018, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/97 "2018-10-22T13:33:59Z")
What one might very Well call kosher, as it has No meat or dairy. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2018, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/98 "2018-10-24T15:28:01Z")
Well call as it has you sing skeedle dee be bop Scatting modern jazz ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2018, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/99 "2018-10-24T20:05:06Z")
You sing dee be bop I sing Zippa-De-Doo-Dah Our show is a flop. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2018, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/100 "2018-10-25T05:42:05Z")
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