# Rhyming Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 16, 2018, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727 "2018-08-16T13:51:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2018, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/101 "2018-10-26T12:41:22Z")
I wish Stuck Up Man Would sup on cups of bad clams, Upchuck much, and scram. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2018, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/102 "2018-10-26T20:12:47Z")
Would sup on bad clams My good luck I keep kosher No shellfish, no hams. ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2018, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/103 "2018-10-27T15:28:49Z")
I don’t keep kosher Shrimps with bacon fill my gut Now I have closure ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2018, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/104 "2018-10-27T17:13:54Z")
Shrimps filled with bacon, Double cheeseburger and fries My gut is aching. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2018, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/105 "2018-10-27T21:26:07Z")
Cheeseburger and fries For me. For my frog: Crickets, Gnats, skeeters and flies. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/106 "2018-10-28T17:20:05Z")
For me, for my frog, Jim Henson is our hero Up and down the log. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2018, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/107 "2018-11-01T04:59:11Z")
Tom Benson hero To New Orleans Saints fans over All of the delta. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2018, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/108 "2018-11-02T04:25:03Z")
New Orleans Saints fans Remember Chuck Muncie: Good RB, better man. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2018, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/109 "2018-11-03T19:19:21Z")
Remember Chuck Good? Piano playing brother Of Johnny B. Good. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2018, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/110 "2018-11-04T04:33:25Z")
Piano playing By Liberace makes me Itchy and scratchy. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2018, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/111 "2018-11-05T02:27:38Z")
Liberace makes Me wonder if one can’t have Them and eat them (cakes). ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2018, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/112 "2018-11-05T05:06:24Z")
If one can’t have me I will be ok with two. I am generous. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2018, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/113 "2018-11-05T13:50:34Z")
Two will be OK, But remember to follow These rules, all the way: 1. Derive your first line from the previous haiku’s second line; and 2. Make your new haiku rhyme its first and third line. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2018, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/114 "2018-11-05T14:10:17Z")
Member to follow All the rules in syllables And rhyme. Don’t fall low. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2018, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/115 "2018-11-05T14:12:16Z")
Remember ('member) Gunpowder Treason and Plot: Fifth of November! ack! Ninja’d! Oh, well, All syllable rules That’s the five and seven, folks, And rhyme like All Fools. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2018, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/116 "2018-11-05T14:57:28Z")
the five and seven packs of beer are now at the Seven Eleven ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2018, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/117 "2018-11-06T14:42:40Z")
Packs of beer are now Not sold to minors? Well, d’oh Man, don’t have a cow. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2018, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/118 "2018-11-06T14:59:20Z")
Not sold to minors? Kids can’t have canaries 'cuz They’re sold to miners ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2018, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/119 "2018-11-07T13:49:33Z")
Kids have canaries Carrie carries caries and Bogs grow cranberries ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2018, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/120 "2018-11-07T14:05:34Z")
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