# Rhyming Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 16, 2018, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727 "2018-08-16T13:51:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2018, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/121 "2018-11-08T05:25:09Z")
When seashells take trips They glide on the side of ships Then let go, equipped. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2018, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/122 "2018-11-08T15:23:33Z")
They glide on the side Going out with evening tide In the ride they hide ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2018, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/123 "2018-11-08T16:26:11Z")
Going out with tide Let the seagulls be your guide A seaside joy ride ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2018, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/124 "2018-11-09T14:27:16Z")
Seagulls be your guide? Didn’t Jonathan Livingston Seagull end up fried? ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2018, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/125 "2018-11-11T01:27:18Z")
Doctor Livingston Presumed I knew him. He was Wrong and I was stunned. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2018, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/126 "2018-11-12T15:00:42Z")
Presumed I knew him I told him I did not, and My name was not Jim. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2018, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/127 "2018-11-12T21:36:23Z")
Did not I and him Do what they say don’t when we Messed around with Jim? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2018, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/128 "2018-11-12T22:06:03Z")
Don’t they say what we Feel when they cry to the sky: “We miss you, Stan Lee!”? ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2018, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/129 "2018-11-13T02:03:38Z")
“We miss you, Stan Lee!” Comic books. Marvel. You see, he created me! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2018, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/130 "2018-11-13T14:25:20Z")
Comic books. Marvel Stan Lee will live forever. His life was art full. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2018, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/131 "2018-11-13T14:57:25Z")
Stan Lee forever Made Thor, X-Men, Black Panther Artful endeavor ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2018, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/132 "2018-11-13T15:02:30Z")
X-Men, Black Panther I phoned them several times But they didn’t answer. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2018, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/133 "2018-11-14T13:36:56Z")
Several times I Peered but was blinded by the Tears in my mind’s eye. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2018, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/134 "2018-11-14T14:08:01Z")
Blinded by the tears? I’ve had the Springsteen lyric Wrong for all these years? ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2018, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/135 "2018-11-15T05:28:57Z")
The Springsteen lyric: “…save all your clowns.” Billy’s words: “Alas, poor Yorick.” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2018, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/136 "2018-11-15T15:13:14Z")
Words: “Save all your clowns.” Words that bring sheer terror to Maine’s fictional towns. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2018, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/137 "2018-11-15T22:13:24Z")
Words that bring sheer terror - The apple harvest is in, can’t find the parer! ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2018, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/138 "2018-11-17T08:05:00Z")
The apple harvest Will have me sauced in also Total embarrassed. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2018, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/139 "2018-11-17T14:37:01Z")
Also will have me Downing nineteen Jello shots Vodka strawberry. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2018, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/140 "2018-11-18T02:04:36Z")
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