# Rhyming Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 16, 2018, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727 "2018-08-16T13:51:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2018, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/141 "2018-11-19T15:22:22Z")
I grip the white wheel Getting electrocuted I think “What’s that deal?” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2018, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/142 "2018-11-19T15:54:52Z")
electrocuted When you grab that fence and you’re Not rubber booted ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2018, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/143 "2018-11-19T15:56:28Z")
When you grab that fence Remind him that he owes me Ninety-seven cents ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2018, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/144 "2018-11-21T05:20:27Z")
Remind him that owes Money, money is nothing Compared to snapped toes. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2018, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/145 "2018-11-21T14:18:04Z")
Money is nothing Until you don’t have any Then it’s a big thing. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2018, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/146 "2018-11-21T14:23:28Z")
You don’t have any Sweet, tasty penny candy Costs but a penny ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2018, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/147 "2018-11-21T15:58:06Z")
Sweet penny candy To quote Dorothy Parker: Candy is Dandy… ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2018, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/148 "2018-11-22T17:05:18Z")
Dorothy Parker, When Coolidge died: “How could they Tell?” What a larker!! ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2018, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/149 "2018-11-24T08:29:49Z")
“How could they?” Coolidge Asked, “know I prefer fox-trot Over the Charleston.” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2018, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/150 "2018-11-24T14:18:17Z")
I prefer fox trot To the shimmy shimmy shake. Old dances are hot. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2018, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/151 "2018-11-25T02:16:25Z")
Shimmy shimmy shake Is what the flim flam man makes When your coin he takes. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2018, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/152 "2018-11-25T03:25:08Z")
Shimmy shimmy shake Walkin the dog to the dance To hully gully. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2018, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/153 "2018-11-28T21:34:17Z")
Walkin’ to the dance Hope for a little romance This is my last chance ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2018, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/154 "2018-11-29T07:18:06Z")
A little romance? With flagrant fashion faux pas, You haven’t a chance. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2018, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/155 "2018-11-29T15:05:25Z")
With fashion faux pas Janet Jackson really wished She had worn a bra ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2018, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/156 "2018-11-29T18:35:17Z")
Janet Jackson wished She’d been in her happy place: The stream where she fished. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2018, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/157 "2018-12-02T02:31:21Z")
In her happy place Is where we both were when she Sat down on my face. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/158 "2018-12-03T05:21:06Z")
Is where we both were When we sobered up, in jail? Or was that your pad? ---
**Author:** ![Darkon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/43a26b/32.png) [@Darkon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkon)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2018, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/159 "2018-12-05T06:22:23Z")
When we sobered up, You insisted on having Folgers in your cup. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2018, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-haiku-madness/819727/160 "2018-12-05T14:57:46Z")
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