# Rhyming Synonyms **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 20, 2003, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-synonyms/162875 "2003-03-20T19:37:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-synonyms/162875/21 "2003-03-20T20:53:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by IDemandBeer \* > \*\*Shy Reply? > > The school administrator who cannot be defeated = Invincible Principal > > A happy boy is… > > –IDB \*\* I was actually thinking “subtle rebuttal”, but I’ll take yours. A happy boy = glad lad. A male-female adaptor is … ---
**Author:** ![IDemandBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a88e57/32.png) [@IDemandBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IDemandBeer)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-synonyms/162875/22 "2003-03-20T21:11:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Q.E.D. \* > \*\*I was actually thinking “subtle rebuttal”, but I’ll take yours. > > A happy boy = glad lad. > > A male-female adaptor is … \*\* Erm… Gender Bender? An improved form of communication is… –IDB ---
**Author:** ![Fin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/51bf81/32.png) [@Fin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fin_man)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-synonyms/162875/23 "2003-03-20T21:13:51Z")
\*\* LittleBabyNothing\*\* A place with plants and flowers containing a certain man who is wanted at the minute would be… **Max Carnage** Someone afraid of their reflection is a… **Q.E.D.** A male-female adaptor is … ---
**Author:** ![Fin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/51bf81/32.png) [@Fin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fin_man)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-synonyms/162875/24 "2003-03-20T21:15:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by IDemandBeer \* > \*\*An improved form of communication is… > > –IDB \*\* A better letter? Your exact double when lying down is a… ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-synonyms/162875/25 "2003-03-20T21:22:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fin\_man \* > \*\*A better letter? > Your exact double when lying down is a… \*\* A Prone Clone An overweight macaque is … ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-synonyms/162875/26 "2003-03-20T21:25:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fin\_man \* > \*\ ***Max Carnage** > Someone afraid of their reflection is a… > \*\* A Mirror Fearer. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-synonyms/162875/27 "2003-03-21T00:36:19Z")
An overweight macaque is … Chunkey Monkey A place with plants and flowers containing a certain man who is wanted at the minute would be… Garden Bin Laden Hirsute elf … ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-synonyms/162875/28 "2003-03-21T00:41:05Z")
Hirsute elf = Hairy fairy. Someone who takes loving care of his car engine … ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-synonyms/162875/29 "2003-03-21T01:23:53Z")
**Q.E.D.** that’s a bit of a hard one seems, so here’s an easy couple Rodent Husband Enviromentally aware homosexual (P.S. QED do we need a rhyme for mechanic? ) ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-synonyms/162875/30 "2003-03-21T01:27:50Z")
Mouse Spouse You got me on that second one. Ummm…Clean Queen? Oh, and my last one was Motor Doter. A cowardly guy is a … ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-synonyms/162875/31 "2003-03-21T01:41:07Z")
A cowardly guy is a … Yellow Fellow (think of that answer when doing Enviromentally aware homosexual) black bird … A nun in a whirlwind … ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-synonyms/162875/32 "2003-03-21T01:51:28Z")
Green Queen, then? Dark Lark Twister Sister. Larger cargo ship … Kidnapper of a charlatan … ---
**Author:** ![lightingtool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/57b2e6/32.png) [@lightingtool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lightingtool)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-synonyms/162875/33 "2003-03-21T02:23:02Z")
Motor Doter? I was trying to make “tantric mechanic” work… A tuber in a windstorm… (it’s kind of a stretch) ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-synonyms/162875/34 "2003-03-21T02:25:50Z")
“tantric mechanic”? That’s good. Heh! All I can come up with for yours is “later tater” cause it’s, you know, blown away…ahhhh, nevermind. ---
**Author:** ![lightingtool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/57b2e6/32.png) [@lightingtool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lightingtool)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-synonyms/162875/35 "2003-03-21T02:33:11Z")
Like I said, it’s a stretch, meaning not very good, so I’ll just tell you. Potato Tornado I felt bad posting without adding one of my own, so I freaked out and made that one up, and then… oh, never mind. Just read my sig. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![lightingtool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/57b2e6/32.png) [@lightingtool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lightingtool)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-synonyms/162875/36 "2003-03-21T03:02:47Z")
Kidnapper of a charlatan … is a faker taker? ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-synonyms/162875/37 "2003-03-21T03:07:21Z")
Bingo. ---
**Author:** ![sciguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@sciguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sciguy)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-synonyms/162875/38 "2003-03-21T04:58:26Z")
Great, first [Invisible Idiots](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=171363), now this. I’m never going to bed, am I? Would “fanatic mechanic” be just as good as “motor doter”? Anyhoo… – An inebriated polecat is a… – A dish named after an Indian city and served on fire is… – Someone in the Pit putting down another who tells of his great accomplishments would be a… (three words) – (I’m going to hell for this one) Someone who critiques self-love techniques is a… ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-synonyms/162875/39 "2003-03-21T05:06:52Z")
Drunk skunk. Bombay flambe (don’t know the third one) And lastly…hope my mother doesn’t see this… masturbater hater! Someone who selects what rataan chair to purchase is a… ---
**Author:** ![sciguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@sciguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sciguy)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-synonyms/162875/40 "2003-03-21T05:27:39Z")
**KCSuze** , maybe “ranks” would be a better substitute for “critique” for what I was thinking. Larger cargo ship … Bigger Rigger? Someone who selects what rataan chair to purchase is a…Wicker Picker and I just can’t stop myself – Messy opium flower. – Well-dressed 20’s dancer. – Florintine un-neutered equine. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-synonyms/162875.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-synonyms/162875.md?page=3)