# Rhyming Synonyms

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-synonyms/162875>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 20, 2003, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-synonyms/162875 "2003-03-20T19:37:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-synonyms/162875/41 "2003-03-21T05:59:09Z")

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> \*Originally posted by sciguy \*  
> \*\ ***KCSuze** , maybe “ranks” would be a better substitute for “critique” for what I was thinking.
> 
> Larger cargo ship … Bigger Rigger?  
> Someone who selects what rataan chair to purchase is a…Wicker Picker
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> and I just can’t stop myself  
> – Messy opium flower.  
> – Well-dressed 20’s dancer.  
> – Florintine un-neutered equine. \*\*

No on “bigger rigger” 😉

Sloppy poppy.

Dapper flapper.

Italian stallion.

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**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-synonyms/162875/42 "2003-03-21T06:24:59Z")

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Oh…masturbater _rater_! :smack: Sorry!

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**Author:** ![Fin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/51bf81/32.png) [@Fin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fin_man)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-synonyms/162875/43 "2003-03-21T13:34:15Z")

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> \*Originally posted by sciguy \*  
> **– Someone in the Pit putting down another who tells of his great accomplishments would be a… (three words)**

I can only think of two words…Boaster Toaster

A very easy zit is a …

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-synonyms/162875/44 "2003-03-21T14:23:35Z")

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Simple Pimple.

A fresh staff is …

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**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-synonyms/162875/45 "2003-03-21T15:40:01Z")

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Simple Pimple: also = Nit-wit zit or easy squeezy 🙂

fresh staff: new crew ?

Slippery Englishman in America :

Giant Gorilla Karioke (4,4,4,4) :

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-synonyms/162875/46 "2003-03-21T15:49:13Z")

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King Kong Sing Song.

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**Author:** ![brainfizz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/da6949/32.png) [@brainfizz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brainfizz)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-synonyms/162875/47 "2003-03-21T16:03:04Z")

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Slippery Englishman in America :  
=Slimey Limey  
One who commits indecent assault on SDMB members?

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**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-synonyms/162875/48 "2003-03-21T16:10:10Z")

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That ‘Larger cargo ship’ has to be a ‘greater freighter’.

And of course ‘Doper groper’.  
How about a person starting their PC?

Even worse, somebody who stimulates a man in his vegetable patch?

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-synonyms/162875/49 "2003-03-21T16:11:00Z")

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Still unanswered (correctly) is my:

Larger cargo ship …

Oh and I think I got “-- Someone in the Pit putting down another who tells of his great accomplishments would be a… (three words)”.

Boaster Poster Toaster.

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-synonyms/162875/50 "2003-03-21T16:12:03Z")

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Toaster = Roaster. Oops. Who put those keys so close together?

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**Author:** ![brainfizz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/da6949/32.png) [@brainfizz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brainfizz)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-synonyms/162875/51 "2003-03-21T16:13:28Z")

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Greater freighter.

Computer booter.

can’t think of the vegetable patch one

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-synonyms/162875/52 "2003-03-21T16:15:38Z")

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Gardener Hardener! :eek:

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**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-synonyms/162875/53 "2003-03-21T16:38:54Z")

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or Tomato Felatio  
if not Greater Freighter, is it Freighter Inflater

Nuclear Anime :

1920’s women’s toilet :

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-synonyms/162875/54 "2003-03-21T16:49:38Z")

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Flapper Crapper.

nuclear anime =?

and yes, Greater Freighter was what I was after.

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**Author:** ![sciguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@sciguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sciguy)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-synonyms/162875/55 "2003-03-21T16:57:50Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Q.E.D. \*  
> \*\*Gardener Hardener! :eek: \*\*

I had to look back for the clue to this one, just to console myself that no one would use what popped into my head: One who grows aphrodisiacs.

– Only half as snotty  
– Magician of cold  
– Lyle’s digging tool

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-synonyms/162875/56 "2003-03-21T17:08:49Z")

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??  
Refrigerator Prestidigiator.  
Lovell Shovel

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**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-synonyms/162875/57 "2003-03-21T18:04:42Z")

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Refrigerator Prestidigiator is even better than Blizzard Wizard

Only half as snotty : Snide divide ?

Dark Woman:

[smelly](http://a.bad.smell):

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**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-synonyms/162875/58 "2003-03-21T20:09:32Z")

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[smelly](http://a.bad.smell) : Stink link.  
Since we seem to be allowing special entries, how a bout …  
“avian”:

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**Author:** ![sciguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@sciguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sciguy)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-synonyms/162875/59 "2003-03-21T20:26:41Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Bippy the Beardless \*  
> \*\*Refrigerator Prestidigiator is even better than Blizzard Wizard  
> \*\*

It sure is, wish I had thought if it (was for your Blizzard one)

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> \*\*Only half as snotty : Snide divide ? \*\*

Nope, and I think this is going to be a harder one (mostly because I’m not sure if it makes any sense)

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**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2003, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/rhyming-synonyms/162875/60 "2003-03-21T21:01:08Z")

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“avian”: bird word ?

Only half as snotty : Teeny Greeny ? or Weeny Greeny ?  
(far fetched, but snot = a greeny = a bogey in UK)

And a bit more info…

nuclear anime (6,5)  
dark woman (5,4)

brave metal :

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