# Richie Rich is a fucking cocksucker **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 20, 2002, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/richie-rich-is-a-fucking-cocksucker/128800 "2002-09-20T14:14:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2002, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/richie-rich-is-a-fucking-cocksucker/128800/1 "2002-09-20T14:14:47Z")
“Poor little rich boy” my ass. Fuck you, you swollen-headed asshole. You invite your poor friends, Freckles and Pee-Wee, over to swim in your fucking dollar sign shaped pool filled with gold coins? How fucking rude can you get? And what’s this? Now you’re pissed off at Gloria because she made you sneeze while you were tidying up your safe, resulting in money scattered everywhere? Oh no, horror of horrors! I HATE it when my TRILLION DOLLARS are all in disarray! Christ, kid, how much is enough? You’ve got a dog with dollar signs all over him (“He’s a DOUGH-berman!” HA HA FUCKING HA, YOU PRICK.), you’ve got a fucking robot maid, and you have more playhouses than you know what to do with. And you’re the “poor little rich boy?” Fuck you. Oh sure, every now and then you pretend to be concerned for other people (mostly just your friends), but it doesn’t last long, because you conveniently discover that they LIKE being poor. So don’t worry about it. Freckles and Pee-Wee’s family might think a can of vienna sausages is a goddamn feast, but don’t help them out because THEY’RE TOO PROUD TO ACCEPT CHARITY. Yeah, I’m sure Mr. Wee or whatever Pee-Wee’s dad’s name is would just smack that thousand-dollar bill out of your hand if you offered it to him. I’m certain Freckles makes sure he didn’t get any gold coins lodged in his ass crack while swimming in the money pool, because not returning them WOULDN’T BE RIGHT. So fuck you, you little shit. At least Reggie and Maida Munny are honest about the fact that they’re greedy little bastards. And, you moron, Maida is far hotter than Gloria. Now, as for YOU, Little Dot… ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2002, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/richie-rich-is-a-fucking-cocksucker/128800/2 "2002-09-20T14:27:35Z")
I just wish Casper would go into the fucking light and leave me the hell alone! ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2002, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/richie-rich-is-a-fucking-cocksucker/128800/3 "2002-09-20T15:00:36Z")
Sheesh, **Lego** , if you’re gonna bash my childhood reading material at least spell the names right. MAYDA MUNNY Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2002, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/richie-rich-is-a-fucking-cocksucker/128800/4 "2002-09-20T15:00:52Z")
As I understand it, actual Wiccan ceremonies are conducted in the nude. 😕 So, why is Wendy The Good Little Witch wearing that hooded red jumpsuit? Makes her look like Wicca Spice. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Coriolanus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/coriolanus/32/18769_2.png) [@Coriolanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coriolanus)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2002, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/richie-rich-is-a-fucking-cocksucker/128800/5 "2002-09-20T15:29:56Z")
Drat it, **Z** e **b** r **a!** 😉 I never liked either RR or his ghost. So I’ll side with **Legomancer’s** rant and any mis-tori-spellings. I clicked on the thread to insert that Simpson-nerd theory. ---
**Author:** ![dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorkusmalorkusmafia/32/7266_2.png) [@dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dorkusmalorkusmafia)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2002, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/richie-rich-is-a-fucking-cocksucker/128800/6 "2002-09-20T15:46:42Z")
Not bad, Richie Rich’s dog, Dollar, was not a doughberman but a doughmation. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2002, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/richie-rich-is-a-fucking-cocksucker/128800/7 "2002-09-20T16:02:38Z")
> [@](#): > > Richie Rich is a fucking cocksucker **I** always thought so. ---
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2002, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/richie-rich-is-a-fucking-cocksucker/128800/8 "2002-09-20T16:09:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dorkusmalorkusmafia \* > \*\*Not bad, Richie Rich’s dog, Dollar, was not a doughberman but a doughmation. \*\* That’s even stupider. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2002, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/richie-rich-is-a-fucking-cocksucker/128800/9 "2002-09-20T16:18:13Z")
**Matt** , that’s Macaulay Culkin you’re talking about here. That’s just so wrong, even for you. **Legomancer** , according to [Forbes](http://www.forbes.com/2002/09/13/400fictional.html), he’s only worth 24.7 billion. ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2002, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/richie-rich-is-a-fucking-cocksucker/128800/10 "2002-09-20T16:18:37Z")
Is it just me, or does Casper look like the ghost of Richie Rich? [Judge](http://www.toonopedia.com/casper.htm) for [yourself](http://posters.barnesandnoble.com/search/product_large.asp?userid=6TW8ILM77G&EAN=9780587072799). ---
**Author:** ![don\_nardo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@don\_nardo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_nardo)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2002, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/richie-rich-is-a-fucking-cocksucker/128800/11 "2002-09-20T16:24:05Z")
I always thought that Casper was the ghost of the Lindberg Baby. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2002, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/richie-rich-is-a-fucking-cocksucker/128800/12 "2002-09-20T16:28:33Z")
I nearly choked . . . Does Pee have a sister named Wee? I always wondered about that weird S&M relationship Beetle Bailey and Sarge seem to have. Beetle eggs Sarge on; he’s never filed charges against him—so obviously he _likes_ being pounded into a pulp by his big bearish daddy. ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2002, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/richie-rich-is-a-fucking-cocksucker/128800/13 "2002-09-20T16:35:07Z")
Oh, and FTR, Freckles and Pee-Wee’s last name was Friendly. I think they grew up to become cops whose job is to go around and lecture to schoolchildren. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2002, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/richie-rich-is-a-fucking-cocksucker/128800/14 "2002-09-20T16:45:58Z")
Please note the irony of this thread title in a very few years. (Another one of my cryptic comments about the future). 😉 ---
**Author:** ![dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorkusmalorkusmafia/32/7266_2.png) [@dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dorkusmalorkusmafia)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2002, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/richie-rich-is-a-fucking-cocksucker/128800/15 "2002-09-20T17:52:08Z")
Legomancer, I agree. Richie Rich is definately not literature. 🙂 I was under the impression that Matt\_MCL and Macaulay Culkin were roughly the same age. (Nice link to the Subway system there, Matt.) Speaking of Richie Rich, do you remember the one where him and Reggie were caught in the giant board game? ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2002, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/richie-rich-is-a-fucking-cocksucker/128800/16 "2002-09-20T17:52:47Z")
What’s even STUPIDER is that that stupid dog was a DOLLARMATION. Anyone else remember the episode where Richie and Cadbury went up against a whole islandful of Communists? All the men had five o’clock shadow. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2002, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/richie-rich-is-a-fucking-cocksucker/128800/17 "2002-09-20T17:53:48Z")
And if Reginald van Dough was so loaded, how come he didn’t find a plastic surgeon to build him a chin? ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2002, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/richie-rich-is-a-fucking-cocksucker/128800/18 "2002-09-20T18:13:02Z")
Who’s richer, ya think, Richie Rich or or Scrooge McDuck? ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2002, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/richie-rich-is-a-fucking-cocksucker/128800/19 "2002-09-20T18:39:08Z")
McDuck keeps his cash and valuables in vaults. Rich just has it all lying around in an ostentatious show of hideous taste. I’d have to say the duck is more realistic. ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2002, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/richie-rich-is-a-fucking-cocksucker/128800/20 "2002-09-20T18:43:45Z")
I wonder if Little Dot ever got treatment for her OCD–or Little Lotta for her eating disorder. I think it would be amusing if somebody did an updated version of Harvey comics characters, following them into their teens. That was a screwed-up little bunch of pilgrims. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/richie-rich-is-a-fucking-cocksucker/128800.md?page=2)