Ridiculous Stuff that TERRIFIES Your Pet

[ThelmaLou]

This thread sent me back into the zombie archives for one of my favorite threads of all time (c. 2014):

Things that scare me, by Cooper the Portuguese Water Dog

Hi DoperFreinds, Dad’s letting me post another thread here, JOY! 'Cause Dad thinks it’s funny, he wanted me to post a list of things that scare me, and things that don’t… The SodaStream Monster still scares me, but not as much, I still can’t believe they drink it’s juices, humans are gross! The candle lighter scares me, not because it makes fire, but because it’s a pointy stick-looking thing Dad’s pellet rifle scares me, it makes a scary popping noise when he fires it Nemo, the orange kitty…