# RIDICULOUSLY Corny Jokes, Appropriate for 3rd-Graders

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**Created:** [June 2, 2008, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ridiculously-corny-jokes-appropriate-for-3rd-graders/451461 "2008-06-02T12:44:55Z")\
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**Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ridiculously-corny-jokes-appropriate-for-3rd-graders/451461/61 "2008-06-03T19:53:31Z")

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[QUOTE=zagloba]  
The variation my Dad inflicted on me … repeatedly:

DAD: Adam and Eve and Pinchme went out to the sea to swim. Adam and Eve drowned. Who was left?

MUCH YOUNGER AND MORE GULLIBLE ME: Pinchme. Ow! Why did you do that?  
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My kid tries that on me, and I say “…sorry, Adam and Eve and who?” and he obligingly says…  
And then there’s “If frozen water is iced water, what is frozen ink?”

“Why doesn’t the Queen (President/Pope/prominent figure of your choice) wave with this hand?” _waves left hand_  
“I don’t know.”  
“Because it’s mine.”

“What’s green and invisible?”  
“I don’t know”  
_hold out upturned hand_ “This cabbage”

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