# Right-wing assholes are so predictable **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 28, 2011, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/right-wing-assholes-are-so-predictable/601102 "2011-10-28T17:49:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2011, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/right-wing-assholes-are-so-predictable/601102/21 "2011-12-22T13:31:54Z")
Can we just pit **ralph** for having such a diarrheic effusion of random thoughts, that they must all be turned into OPs without pausing for accurate spelling and punctuation? ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2011, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/right-wing-assholes-are-so-predictable/601102/22 "2011-12-22T14:00:56Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > I think it’s a real horserace for stupidest SDMB poster, and not just between those two. Unless there’s an actual horse involved… ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2011, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/right-wing-assholes-are-so-predictable/601102/23 "2011-12-22T16:10:12Z")
Whenever I get frustrated at a couple of ignorant/willfully uninformed/meanspirited posters here, I just take a quick peek at any news story online. I scroll down to the “comments”, and suddenly the SDMB looks like a stronghold of intelligence. Seriously, our percentages are pretty good… and/or The Average Internet Poster is a neanderthal. ---
**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2011, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/right-wing-assholes-are-so-predictable/601102/24 "2011-12-22T16:40:15Z")
> [@FuriousGeorge](#): > > If we can change his title to “The SDMB’s Stupidest Conservative Poster” and get Gonz “The SDMB’s Stupidest Liberal Poster”, just tell me where to send the check. I’m in for $100. I’m totally serious. ETA: Oh shit, didn’t even know that **gonzomax** had been banned. I’m still in for $100 for **ralph wiggum 1234c** , though. ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2011, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/right-wing-assholes-are-so-predictable/601102/25 "2011-12-22T17:13:58Z")
Forget it Jake, it’s **ralph124c**. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2011, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/right-wing-assholes-are-so-predictable/601102/26 "2011-12-22T17:57:26Z")
> [@obbn](#): > > Hey Miss Elizabeth. Blow me. What exactly is your problem with my COS increase post? You really don’t see a problem with a 3.6% increase in 3 years? Instead of posting here how about sending me a PM and let me know your displeasure with my opinion. I sure would like to hear it. As everybody explained to you in the original thread, you don’t get a cost of living increase unless the cost of living goes up, which it hasn’t. I assumed you realized you were wrong and moved on, since you didn’t post again in that thread. Apparently you haven’t learned shit. Let me know if I should PM you this post. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![miss\_elizabeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/838e76/32.png) [@miss\_elizabeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/miss_elizabeth)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2011, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/right-wing-assholes-are-so-predictable/601102/27 "2011-12-22T18:24:43Z")
> [@obbn](#): > > Hey Miss Elizabeth. Blow me. What exactly is your problem with my COS increase post? You really don’t see a problem with a 3.6% increase in 3 years? Instead of posting here how about sending me a PM and let me know your displeasure with my opinion. I sure would like to hear it. It’s all just too easy… I can’t take the bait. Welcome to the Dope, **obbn**. ---
**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2011, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/right-wing-assholes-are-so-predictable/601102/28 "2011-12-22T21:30:12Z")
Uh guys, **Clothahump**? There is _no way_ this ralph guy is anywhere near as bad. Seriously. ---
**Author:** ![miss\_elizabeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/838e76/32.png) [@miss\_elizabeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/miss_elizabeth)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2011, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/right-wing-assholes-are-so-predictable/601102/29 "2011-12-23T00:14:21Z")
> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#): > > Uh guys, **Clothahump**? There is _no way_ this ralph guy is anywhere near as bad. Seriously. Clothahump is really super dumb as well, but ralph literally cannot use a keyboard. His posts are riddled with spelling and punctuation errors. It’s pretty funny actually; it’s like Animal from the Muppets got online, except his opinions are dumber. ---
**Author:** ![miss\_elizabeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/838e76/32.png) [@miss\_elizabeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/miss_elizabeth)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2011, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/right-wing-assholes-are-so-predictable/601102/30 "2011-12-23T01:05:04Z")
I thought about it and I wanted to come back and say, even though I really disagree with Clothahump a lot, and I think he is wrong about a lot of things, he never really struck me as dumb. I take that back, and I apologize. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2011, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/right-wing-assholes-are-so-predictable/601102/31 "2011-12-23T17:28:29Z")
> [@miss\_elizabeth](#): > > …but ralph literally cannot use a keyboard. His posts are riddled with spelling and punctuation errors. Well, _you_ try typing with your nose, and see how well you do. Anyway, the tsunami debris thread is indeed classic **ralph124c** , but I guess he’s got to go off about something, now that Ted Kennedy is long dead. Can’t really get on board with lumping him in with some coalition of right-wing assholes, though, even if his politics swing in that direction: he’s developed a trademarked brand all his own. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/right-wing-assholes-are-so-predictable/601102.md?page=1)